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Toy Joy Aquarius Pleaser Vibrator 4.5 Inch
Have an orgasm on the QT and beat the high street price! Devilishly quiet and discreet vibrator with 2 knee-wobbling probes and a wealth of sensational ridges. The motor is right at the tip so you get powerful pleasure where it counts. Waterproof, too...
Our price: £16.99
RRP: £22.99 You save: £6.00 (26%)
How the judges scored it
- Attractiveness:
- 6.4 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7.7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7.5 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 15.0 / 30
- Quietness:
- 6.9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 8.5 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 10.1 / 15
Overall: 62.1 out of 100
What the judges say
Anita C
I really liked the look of it but was unsure how it'd feel to use. Felt different but really satisfying. Another one I'd be glad to buy my friends.
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 27 / 30
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 13 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 15 / 15
Overall: 91 out of 100
Becky M
Wasn't hugely impressed by it, but it looked interesting! Nice colour, and the vibrations were strong, but it was scary looking!
- Attractiveness:
- 6 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 5 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 15 / 30
- Quietness:
- 6 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
Overall: 61 out of 100
Bryony B
Bizarre design, don't think it seemed to work as all the sections intended!
- Attractiveness:
- 9 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 9 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 11 / 30
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 9 / 15
Overall: 61 out of 100
Cheryl B
The vibrations only go through the middle shaft which in my opinion is a pointless. I found myself using the middle externally and the other two prongs were just there for the view. It did a job but not cracking.
- Attractiveness:
- 6 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 10 / 30
- Quietness:
- 3 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 8 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 4 / 15
Overall: 46 out of 100
Evelyn H
Cute and a bit different but the vibe was quite weak and was only in the main part of the toy, not the arms.
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 18 / 30
- Quietness:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 13 / 15
Overall: 73 out of 100
Grace F
This was so easy to use, just one button at the base. Not really a sexy looking beast but it's fun and it really grew on me. The clit tease doesn't really vibrate too intensly and I thought it could be improved if the vibe mechanism was further down the vibrator.
- Attractiveness:
- 9 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 9 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 15 / 30
- Quietness:
- 4 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 13 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 15 / 15
Overall: 75 out of 100
Hannah H
I found this a bit funny looking at first, as it looks like some kind of strange alien! However this is part of the fun. It is not as powerful as other vibrators, but uncomplicated, pretty quiet and very effective. It has different settings, which is also nice.
- Attractiveness:
- 5 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 20 / 30
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 10 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 14 / 15
Overall: 73 out of 100
Janna B
This toy is lovely to look at - fun shape, great colour and, as a bonus, it's waterproof. It also smells of marzipan when you take it out of the box! Unfortunately, the vibrations and the overall experience were a little unimpressive - no happy ending for me! This was because there is only one bullet in the end of the shaft and the vibrations don't transmit to anywhere else - bonus if you're a vagina girl but big letdown if, like me, you need clitoral attention.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 0 / 30
- Quietness:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 5 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 5 / 15
Overall: 43 out of 100
Jess S
Have to screw base on really tightly and it is quite stiff. Only one button to work it. Only 4 settings, which is disappointing for a build up. Looks really smart though, and is definitely a different toy to add to your collection.
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 6 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 6 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 24 / 30
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 8 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 14 / 15
Overall: 75 out of 100
Jo K
Boy is this ugly! It looks like a stumpy cactus, and the colour is like bile. I thought maybe it just isn't "girl-friendly", but my boyfriend hated the look of it too. However, since it isn't a piece of art, that's not the end of the world. It gives good vibrations, and the two probes spice things up a little (although it would be better if they did more - vibrated?!) It's not really anything out of the ordinary, just a good, reasonably priced toy that won't send you to heaven and back, but won't bankrupt you either.
- Attractiveness:
- 1 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 6 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 6 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 17 / 30
- Quietness:
- 2 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 9 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 10 / 15
Overall: 51 out of 100
Karen W
This toy looked very interesting but I was disappointed. An anti-climax to say the least! It could have been so much better.
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 13 / 30
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 6 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 6 / 15
Overall: 55 out of 100
Louise S
Vibrations only really felt on main shaft, vibrations didnt spread to nodules. Is very quiet but this might be because vibrations didn't spread out very well.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 6 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 14 / 30
- Quietness:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 6 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 8 / 15
Overall: 58 out of 100
Lucy F
This one is just 'OK.' I felt it was very deceiving to have the anal and clit stimulators, and then they don't actually do anything. You would expect them to have their own motors and vibrate too. So their presence is a little pointless. After some experimentation, I found how to make this toy work for me. I liked the fact there were 4 different types of vibration, which were plenty strong enough to do the job!
- Attractiveness:
- 5 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 4 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 20 / 30
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 12 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 10 / 15
Overall: 65 out of 100
Lucy S
Looked like it was going to be more fun than it was! Although it is good I was a bit disappointed. But looks fab!
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 9 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 20 / 30
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 12 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 13 / 15
Overall: 80 out of 100
Maria J
Having been designed to stimulate all the spots at once it doesn't fail to deliver. With the variations of vibrations and the ease of the control button this is truly a great buy. The clitoral stimulator hits the spot perfectly and the anal probe offers satisfaction both inserted & also when left to tickle the outer area of the anal entrance. Having been both waterproof and reasonably quite the pro's definitely outweigh the con's on this vibrator.
- Attractiveness:
- 6 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 21 / 30
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 12 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 8 / 15
Overall: 69 out of 100
Nicola S
Great toy, shame about the colour, very off-putting!
- Attractiveness:
- 3 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 21 / 30
- Quietness:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 12 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 11 / 15
Overall: 70 out of 100
Rose S
This toy looks a bit naughty and cute at the same time. Considering there are 3 points of stimulations I was a bit disappointed with the lack of sensation it left me with. The vibes were not strong enough so it just felt 'nice' as opposed to 'hold on to your hat sister'.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 18 / 30
- Quietness:
- 6 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 9 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
Overall: 71 out of 100
Sara B
This one just looks so goofy! It's not very sexy and it's impossible to take seriously. Also, the orgasms just weren't very strong. I personally would give this one a miss.
- Attractiveness:
- 0 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 5 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 5 / 30
- Quietness:
- 0 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 5 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 5 / 15
Overall: 30 out of 100
Sian J
I had wanted to purchase one of these before applying to be a tester, so I was excited when I received it. It was the first toy I tested and I think my expectations were a little too high. The major issue I had with this was that the vibrations were focused on the main shaft of the item. As I saw the shape of this as resembling a rabbit toy, I was surprised that little of the vibration could be felt through the protruding parts. It has the potential to be a very worthwhile toy, but the position of the vibrating parts needs a bit of a rethink in my opinion!
- Attractiveness:
- 6 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 6 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 10 / 30
- Quietness:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 6 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 8 / 15
Overall: 53 out of 100
Zoe H
This was quite a disappointing toy. The vibrations were not strong enough for me and are not adjustable, although there are four settings (3 pulse settings and one constant vibration setting). It is quiet though (although not silent as it states on the box) and easy to use. There are two probes, one for clitoral and one for anal stimulation, but as the vibrator motor is in the end of the toy, these do not vibrate and seem a bit pointless. The toy is a nice shape and is made out of a firm, smooth, ribbed PVC which feels nice when inserted and it is quite stylish looking. I wouldn't buy this though.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 5 / 10
- Orgasm Rating:
- 0 / 30
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 3 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 9 / 15
Overall: 39 out of 100
