Meet the Judges - Rose S
| Age | 33 |
| Occupation | Sales Support |
| Location | London |
| Perfect toy | Girthful, buzzing and rude |
| Reason for applying | I'm 33, in my sexual prime, know what I like and love getting it; something with girth, vibrating and that hits the right spot. |
What they said
Marvellous Anchor 3-Point G-Spot Vibrator
I was really looking forward to this one but found the material pretty hard. Plenty of lube was needed as it was a bit of a tight squeeze getting all the bits to insert correctly and then I had to wiggle around a bit to make sure all of the right spots were hit. The clit stimulator deifinitely needs to be longer as I really felt I was missing out and couldn't manoeuvre them myself to get the pleasure that I wanted without compromising something else. However there was something really naughty about satisfying yourself with a remote control!
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 6 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 8 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 10 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 20 / 30
Overall: 67 out of 100
Toy Joy Aquarius Pleaser Vibrator 4.5 Inch
This toy looks a bit naughty and cute at the same time. Considering there are 3 points of stimulations I was a bit disappointed with the lack of sensation it left me with. The vibes were not strong enough so it just felt 'nice' as opposed to 'hold on to your hat sister'.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Quietness:
- 6 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 9 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 18 / 30
Overall: 71 out of 100
Durex Play Touch Finger Vibrator
Really loved this but the battery life is not enough. Could do with stronger vibrations - nonetheless though it is a unique design to a toy, which allows you to play as normal but gets you to goal faster!
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Quietness:
- 9 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 9 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 10 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 22 / 30
Overall: 80 out of 100
Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Massager
WOW! I was nearly totally overwhelmed with the look of this one but very excited by the packaging (I'm a sucker for marketing and packaging). When I opened it up I was excited and nervous about using it but cracked on and am pleased to report and I really, really, REALLY enjoyed it! It looks sexy - such good quality - and the vibrations and pulses are varied and intense. You can get so much out of this toy taking several different routes to goal, i.e. the big 'O', but one thing is guaranteed, you will definitely reach your goal and certainly enjoy the ride!
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 15 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 13 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 29 / 30
Overall: 93 out of 100
Ultra 7 Waterproof Hummer Rabbit Vibrator
Decidedly average and disappointing. It is simply lacking on so many levels, too loud, not big enough and vibes not strong enough. However, the clitoral stimulation is the only positive. There are many more satisfying toys out there - let this one pass you by, you're not missing out!
- Attractiveness:
- 9 / 10
- Quietness:
- 3 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 6 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 15 / 30
Overall: 55 out of 100
Lelo Iris Luxury Rechargeable Vibrator
I was torn between whether I thought this was attractive or not. However, the build quality and robustness of the toy is unquestionable. It is fantastic for both clitoral and G-spot stimulation and the variations on pulsation and vibration settings can send you into orbit. However, the more you 'ramp up' the toy the louder it gets, but never to a point where it is distracting. I stuggled rating this on value for money as it is rather expensive. But based on the variety of the toy and the fact it is rechargeable I think it is a fair price for the reward and pleasure you will receive from it.
- Attractiveness:
- 5 / 10
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 9 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 13 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 28 / 30
Overall: 84 out of 100
Doc Johnson Lucid Dream G-Spot Vibrator No 14
Personally I prefer a vibe that gives me simultaneous clitoral and G-spot stimulation but I have remained open minded and, due to the strength of the vibes in the head of this toy, it is very worthwhile having this inside - totally awesome! In addition, you can get off really quickly (if you want) subject to the vibration level you select with clitoral-only stimulation. Verdict, surprisingly good!
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 14 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 12 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 26 / 30
Overall: 87 out of 100
Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator
No woman should be without this in their handbag. Tracey has managed to produce a cute little toy which has the capability to rocket you out of this world, and very quickly. Perfect for airline flights and coping with that dragging afternoon feeling at work! But seriously, I am a huge fan of this toy. It looks sexy, is discreet and produces mind-blowing vibration. I cannot fault this one, defo in my top 3!
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 15 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 15 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 30 / 30
Overall: 98 out of 100
The Waver Bunny Rabbit Vibrator
Typically this shape of toy is right up my street and the fact that it is on the large side rather excites me (as long as you have some lube to hand you will be absolutley fine!). However, I was really put off by the rubbery smell, very unattractive! Nonetheless I lubed it up and off I went; the vibes on the bunny ears were awesome and I knew they wouldn't disappoint. However, I didn't get at all excited by the waves which was a shame. The feeling of being stuffed full was fulfilling but had there been a bit more wave action going on I'm sure I would have been more rapidly propelled into orbit.
- Attractiveness:
- 5 / 10
- Quietness:
- 2 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 7 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 8 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 13 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 10 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 33 / 30
Overall: 78 out of 100
LoveHoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator
I absolutely loved this toy! The 3 settings on each rotation and vibration for the clit tickler take you from suitably aroused to "OMG, I cannot breathe!!" The ears make the toy and I'm loving the button that reverses the rotation. The only drawback is that it can get a bit noisy, but trust me when I say you can forgive the noise for the pleasure that it brings :-) BUY IT!!
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 15 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 15 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 30 / 30
Overall: 93 out of 100
