Meet the Judges - Evelyn H
| Age | 20 |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | London |
| Perfect toy | Quiet, pretty and vibralicious! |
| Reason for applying | As a writer who has to do a sex toy minesweep when people come round, I couldn't be more qualified! |
What they said
Marvellous Anchor 3-Point G-Spot Vibrator
Very, very weird looking and rather loud. Could have done with being made of flexible plastic rather than the hard stuff they've actually used. Battery cover was very stiff.
- Attractiveness:
- 0 / 10
- Quietness:
- 0 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 3 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 4 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 15 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 8 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 8 / 30
Overall: 38 out of 100
Toy Joy Aquarius Pleaser Vibrator 4.5 Inch
Cute and a bit different but the vibe was quite weak and was only in the main part of the toy, not the arms.
- Attractiveness:
- 8 / 10
- Quietness:
- 10 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 13 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 18 / 30
Overall: 73 out of 100
Durex Play Touch Finger Vibrator
This just didn't do it for me. The vibrations were far too weak to use it on one's own and it was too awkward to use with a partner. I thought it looked far too clinical, and it reminded me of Fingermouse! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingermouse)
- Attractiveness:
- 2 / 10
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 8 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 3 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 3 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 6 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 0 / 30
Overall: 29 out of 100
Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable Massager
FANTASTIC g-spot toy, but could have done with a slightly better clitoral stimulator. Great for getting to know your body and working out what pushes your buttons; a lot of women focus only on the clit when playing alone, but this is a really fantastic toy and, although it is quite pricey, it's rechargeable so you'll save on batteries in the long run.
- Attractiveness:
- 9 / 10
- Quietness:
- 9 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 11 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 9 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 26 / 30
Overall: 83 out of 100
Ultra 7 Waterproof Hummer Rabbit Vibrator
Cute little toy and great for use in the bath/ shower as it's waterproof. My only complaint is that it takes a while to scroll through the vibration programmes; it might have been better if there was one button to control the strength and another for different patterns of intermittent buzzing.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Quietness:
- 5 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 7 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 10 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 8 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 23 / 30
Overall: 70 out of 100
Lelo Iris Luxury Rechargeable Vibrator
Very pretty and girlie but not really my style. The vibe could also have been stronger but it was very easy to use and, with the stylish box it comes in, it would make a great present.
- Attractiveness:
- 7 / 10
- Quietness:
- 8 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 7 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 9 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 20 / 30
Overall: 71 out of 100
LoveHoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator
Badly made, tacky looking and absolutely STANK of cheap plastic which made me a little apprehensive because of the phthalate risk. Good, strong vibe but the rotation is very feeble.
- Attractiveness:
- 2 / 10
- Quietness:
- 4 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 0 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 13 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 5 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 8 / 30
Overall: 42 out of 100
Doc Johnson Lucid Dream G-Spot Vibrator No 14
Well made and with pretty packaging but I wasn't keen on the material and, again, the intense smell of plastic really put me off.
- Attractiveness:
- 6 / 10
- Quietness:
- 9 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 4 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 6 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 8 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 6 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 8 / 30
Overall: 47 out of 100
Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator
Very cute and simple to use, great to carry around in your handbag and perfect to give you that little bit of extra stimulation during sex with a partner. The only thing that disappointed me a tiny bit was that it looks like it's made of metal but is in fact plastic. I think it would be great if it was made of metal, as it'd be heavier and colder.
- Attractiveness:
- 10 / 10
- Quietness:
- 7 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 5 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 10 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 12 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 15 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 25 / 30
Overall: 84 out of 100
The Waver Bunny Rabbit Vibrator
Love it, love it, LOVE IT! A bargain at £44.99 and, in fact, worth it at any price. Might be a teensy bit big for some girls at first, but is squishy and, with lube, should be easy to get used to. Guaranteed orgasm every time; you just try to stop yourself!
- Attractiveness:
- 9 / 10
- Quietness:
- 10 / 10
- Material & Build Quality:
- 10 / 10
- Ease of Use:
- 9 / 10
- Strength of Vibrations:
- 15 / 15
- Value for Money:
- 15 / 15
- Orgasm Rating:
- 30 / 30
Overall: 98 out of 100
