Pink Lady Fleshlight

Believe the hype

Reviewed: 16 Oct 2012 by Aus_Guy, a Single Straight Male

What can I say that hasn't been said a thousand times over?

The Fleshlight really is a must have for any guy. Okay it's not 100 per cent like the real thing but in defence it's pretty damn close and if you are single or your partner is away it's a lot better than just using your hand.

It's completely idiot-proof, just use some water based lube between the lips and on yourself and have at it, screw or unscrew the end cap to control how tight 'she' is and once you're done just remove the caps and wash everything in warm water and let it dry.

It's quicker to set up than a blow up doll and gives a much better experience. One of these with some POV porn really is the next best thing to a good nights sex.

Gooooood

Reviewed: 30 Sep 2012 by Bapa baby

Me and my partner bought this. We'd heard a lot about it and it's worthy of the praise. He loves it and it's perfect way to get into the mood yourself girls!

Set up is a bit of a chore warming it up and whatnot, but overall doesn't take too long. Easy to use/clean.

Only drawback is if you turn the bottom section to its tightest it makes really weird noises but you can work around it.

Perfect for solo use, and great with a partner too! Worth the money!

Incredible alternative to traditional masturbation

Reviewed: 06 Jul 2012 by IntrepidExplorer, a Going Steady Bisexual Male

I was actually gifted the Pink Lady Fleshlight almost two years ago. Naturally, I had definitely heard some of the hype surrounding it, and I was eager to see whether it measured up. After a lengthy testing period, I'm pleased to report that it did. It certainly did. Though perhaps not in the capacity that I originally imagined, as it hasn't replaced normal masturbation for me. Case in point; since originally receiving it, I've probably used my Fleshlight about a dozen or so times. That said, each time has been a very spectacular and enjoyable experience. So, why then, have I only used it so (relatively) rarely in all the time that I've had it?

To answer this, I have to explain exactly where using my Fleshlight fits into my personal spectrum of masturbation. At one end of the scale, there is the 'quickie'; the rushed, frenzied form of masturbation wherein relief is the prime (READ: only) goal and, beyond an open palm and maybe some visual stimulus, there's nothing in the way of preparation or special care. Far removed from this, at the absolute other end of the scale, is masturbation with the Fleshlight; the necessary preparation means that each session naturally evolves into a long drawn-out affair, wherein the focus is placed solely on evoking all the various nuances of physical pleasure that the Fleshlight allows. The Fleshlight simply demands you expend great care and attention during use, and you will likely be inclined to acquiesce in order to wring everything the Fleshlight has to offer from the experience.

To surmise: the quickie session is fast food, whereas using the Fleshlight is fine dining. And, for me, the latter is something I want to shout about, but is also reserved for special occasions only, and that's okay.

So, now that I've contextually explained using the Fleshlight, I'll proceed to review the product itself.

In terms of the actual construction, it's not difficult to heap praise onto the design. The most important aspect, of course, is how the material of the sleeve feels, and, believe me, you won't be disappointed. The peculiar silicone-esque material is extremely soft to the touch. It's quite yielding and pliable but firm enough to retain it's shape during whatever manipulation it may undergo. I have only once performed the often mentioned and touted extra preparatory step of warming the sleeve in hot water, and though it added an interesting, though minor, addition to the already present wealth of sensations, it was a fairly underwhelming modification to the experience. All in all, I think that, importantly, as an intended facsimile for human flesh, it's pretty mediocre, because skin is such a difficult thing to effectively replicate, but if you ignore this completely unrealistic expectation and just rate the material for it's suitability and effectiveness in the construction of such a sex toy, it's extremely impressive indeed.

The case is constructed from sturdy plastic, and features a screw-top at the rear end which allows you to control the suction - though I found that there wasn't really a noticeably distinct spectrum, as I can only really distinguish a marked difference between the tightest and *ahem* loosest settings.

Furthermore, the craftsmanship and attention to detail is admirable. Such little, but important, details like the labia and clitoris being properly modeled or the ridges on the casing that aid with grip all add up to give the product a sense of excellent execution.

As for actual use, well, it's really quite difficult to describe how amazing the experience is. Unless you've used a Fleshlight, or a similar product before, you're unlikely to already have an apt comparison. I say this because although, ostensibly, the Fleshlight is supposed to be a sort of simulation of actual (in this case, vaginal) sex, (solo) masturbation will always be a largely separate and different experience to sex. That said, using the Fleshlight does capture some of the finer elements of actual vaginal intercourse - though, critically, in the manner of reproduction, not duplication. Once lubed up (the experience is best augmented with lots of water based lube - I prefer KY jelly for this specific role personally), which is a process that must be extended to the sleeve's interior too, initial penetration (which will generally require you unscrew the cap a little to lessen the vacuum, and thus, the tightness) is absolutely blissful. It is hard to adequately articulate that first wave of sensation, but it can be reasonably compared to the equivalent during actual intercourse - an indubitably excellent boon for the Fleshlight experience. For me, the most incredible part of the experience is when you push the Fleshlight all the way down, 'balls deep' if you will, and the interior envelops you completely, providing total stimulation as it gently caresses every inch of you.

After the initial penetration, the Fleshlight is used much as you would expect - a stroking motion. Put plainly, it combines the incredible sensations of vaginal penetrations with the intimately perfect action which complete personal control allows. The best of both worlds, if you will.

Needless to say, your first time is not likely to last long - one of the few aspects of actual intercourse that the Fleshlight can confidently boast to accurately emulate.

Orgasming whilst inside the Fleshlight is, for me, a paralyzingly intense experience, and utterly distinct from both the familiar ones that actual intercourse and traditional masturbation allow. The pleasure overcomes you in ever increasing waves as you frantically and convulsively continue to plunge the Fleshlight down upon yourself during the throes of ecstasy. I generally involuntarily continue to buck and twitch inside it after finishing, which can sometimes be a little uncomfortable due to the resulting hypersensitivity. Pulling the Fleshlight off immediately afterwards seems to be the solution, but this tends to cause both an unnecessary mess and a similarly unpleasant sensation due to the suction during removal.

Having finished, remembering that you must now deal with the clean-up is irksome, as you generally just want to remain in the motionless semi-comatose state of orgasmic afterglow. It is thus, predictably, the necessary after-use routine where several criticisms of the Fleshlight experience arise.

Cleaning it is not especially difficult, but can be quite gross when it comes to emptying out, well, yeah. I usually just rinse out the sleeve and main case repeatedly (it can be somewhat time consuming to thoroughly remove all lube from the sleeve's material) and then I submerge all the various components in boiling hot water for a few minutes. Finally, they are left to air dry.

Despite proper and rigorous cleaning, a minor criticism is that the sleeve's material is an invariable lint magnet.

The fact that proper use of the Fleshlight represents such an involved experience is at once both its greatest advantage and drawback. That it necessitates such a long and drawn out session means that the experience is sure to be something special, but it also limits how often it's use will be applicable to what you want from your masturbation at any one time.

My OH expressed great interest in using my Fleshlight on me and reported that it was a very satisfying and empowering experience. Having someone else use the Fleshlight on me was also very enjoyable and an interesting variant of its use.

The Fleshlight is such a simple thing, in a way, as it's really just something that you thrust into until you ejaculate, and yet, all of the various refinements mean that this, as opposed to all the other inanimate alternatives, is undoubtedly the supreme choice.

The Pink Lady Fleshlight is a superbly excellent occasional alternative, but absolutely not a replacement, for traditional masturbation.