Complete your candy outfit - or just perform a yummy striptease! - with these cheeky candy nipple tassels. Tasty and titillating, they're guaranteed to please!
Ingredients: Dextrose, Modified Maize Starch, Anti-caking Agent: Magnesium Salts of Fatty Acids, Citric Acid, Flavouring. Colours: Blue 1 (E133), Yellow 5 (E102), Red 40 (E129).
- Material: Candy
- Veggie suitable: Yes
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Candy Nipple Tassels 6 out of 10 (9 reviews) Write your own review
Edible tassel pasties (without gravy)
Reviewed: 05 December 2010 by WandA, a Straight Engaged Male
Once again this product arrived quickly in the plain Lovehoney packaging I'm accustomed to. It keeps things private and doesn't spoil any potential surprise presents.
On to the actual product. My packaging differed from the picture on display. It was actually pink with an ipod-esque silhouette. It was very similar to the displayed image, and likely the same layout and image, only the colours had changed and the picture is now not an actual picture. The contents are packaged in two separate little bags.
Each pastie (let's not call them edible pasties, it'll only confuse me) contains about 45 beads and according to the packaging 6 'servings'. This is quite optimistic as it's likely you will use all the sticky pads keeping each of the 30g tassels in place. My packet contained 7 sticky pads. Perhaps you may get two uses from them and this offers fairly good value for £4.
Looks. Well, primarily fun and not erotic. It would be hard for these to look sexy but I wouldn't expect it to be anything more than a novelty. They are also quite big, but due to the size of the beads used it's inevitable that they would be either too big or too small, so hey! More sweets! I think the tassels are in good proportions to the plate part which makes playful jiggling easier! The colours are pastel colours and are inoffensive
In use these are very comfortable to use. The beads are held on to plastic plates via thread so no beads make uncomfortable skin contact. The plastic plate keeps the structure in place even when beads are eaten.
BUT beware, there are some problems due to the way they are held together. Accidental breakage of the elastic thread looks likely to result in an afternoon picking up sweetie beads and what I feel is a really big flaw with the product is the end beads. The natural inclination would be to start from the bottom of a strand of beads. DON'T! The end bead holds all the others in place so you are likely to then be forced to eat the whole strand in one go lest gravity takes it course. Start from the end and you'll end up with beads pinging in your mouth, not sexy.
Unfortunately they lack in taste and texture. I've tried a few of these novelty type sweet things and they usually suffer the same problems. The leading brand of these types of sweets are sweet and quite powdery. These novelty sweets are much more brittle and crunchy but not in a satisfying way. The taste has an artificial taste to them that I didn't enjoy. One great point is that they do not get sticky during use.
These are a fun treat so not the healthiest option. The primary ingredient is a sugar and they contain various E numbers.
- Fun. Good value. Sticks well. Comfortable.
- Lack of taste. Requires a knack to eat without falling apart.
- Bottom line
- A fun novelty product for a good value.
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