Candy Nipple Tassels

Fun

Reviewed: 13 Mar 2012 by margiemoo, a Married Straight Female

Got these so a sexy night away and, as are all LH products, they got delivered super fast.

I bought these as a fun product rather than a sexy one.

They come with a soft plastic backing so the sweeties are not rubbing against your skin.

They taste okay but not as good as the sweetie necklaces I wore as a child, but there again that WAS a long time ago lol.

Don't start eating them from the tassels as you bite one and they all started to fall off the elastic, but there again it was fun eating them off each other as they stuck to different parts of your body - and we were still finding them in the bed the next morning.

All in all, a good fun product.

Edible tassel pasties (without gravy)

Reviewed: 05 Dec 2010 by WandA, an Engaged Straight Male

Once again this product arrived quickly in the plain Lovehoney packaging I'm accustomed to. It keeps things private and doesn't spoil any potential surprise presents.

On to the actual product. My packaging differed from the picture on display. It was actually pink with an ipod-esque silhouette. It was very similar to the displayed image, and likely the same layout and image, only the colours had changed and the picture is now not an actual picture. The contents are packaged in two separate little bags.

Each pastie (let's not call them edible pasties, it'll only confuse me) contains about 45 beads and according to the packaging 6 'servings'. This is quite optimistic as it's likely you will use all the sticky pads keeping each of the 30g tassels in place. My packet contained 7 sticky pads. Perhaps you may get two uses from them and this offers fairly good value for £4.

Looks. Well, primarily fun and not erotic. It would be hard for these to look sexy but I wouldn't expect it to be anything more than a novelty. They are also quite big, but due to the size of the beads used it's inevitable that they would be either too big or too small, so hey! More sweets! I think the tassels are in good proportions to the plate part which makes playful jiggling easier! The colours are pastel colours and are inoffensive

In use these are very comfortable to use. The beads are held on to plastic plates via thread so no beads make uncomfortable skin contact. The plastic plate keeps the structure in place even when beads are eaten.

BUT beware, there are some problems due to the way they are held together. Accidental breakage of the elastic thread looks likely to result in an afternoon picking up sweetie beads and what I feel is a really big flaw with the product is the end beads. The natural inclination would be to start from the bottom of a strand of beads. DON'T! The end bead holds all the others in place so you are likely to then be forced to eat the whole strand in one go lest gravity takes it course. Start from the end and you'll end up with beads pinging in your mouth, not sexy.

Unfortunately they lack in taste and texture. I've tried a few of these novelty type sweet things and they usually suffer the same problems. The leading brand of these types of sweets are sweet and quite powdery. These novelty sweets are much more brittle and crunchy but not in a satisfying way. The taste has an artificial taste to them that I didn't enjoy. One great point is that they do not get sticky during use.

These are a fun treat so not the healthiest option. The primary ingredient is a sugar and they contain various E numbers.

Tasty

Reviewed: 12 Apr 2013 by Lausipan

I bought these candy nipple tassels to use with a friend of mine.

We had a laugh when opening the box and they were very fun. However, they would not stick to my nipples at all so in the end all we could do was eat them. Disappointed. :(