1. Monkey Spanker Vibrating Male Masturbator

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      Monkey Spanker Vibrator is the world famous tool for... spanking your monkey! Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your penis. Close your eyes and you'll think there's someone down there!

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      1. Monkey Spanker Vibrating Male Masturbator

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    1. Product Description

      Monkey Spanker Vibrator is the world famous tool for... spanking your monkey! Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your penis. Close your eyes and you'll think there's someone down there!

      The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material and has been designed to feel just like a woman's soft loveliness.

      Monkey Spankers feel really, really good - better than both hand and blow jobs and produce intense and extremely satisfying orgasms.

      The Monkey Spanker works best with a generous dollop of water-based lubricant.

      Supplied with vibrating bullet and spare set of batteries for added sensations!

      The opening is 0.5 inches wide but will stretch to accommodate a penis width of up to 1.6 inches.

      NB: Monkey Spanker requires LR41 watch-style batteries.

    1. How it measures up

      • Opening: Stealth
      • Canal diameter: 0.5
    2. How it feels

      • Texture: Smooth
      • Material: Plastic
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Waterproof: No
    3. Power and speed

      • Controller Type: Removable - Push Button
      • Vibration speed: Single speed
      • Power Type: Batteries (included)
      • Battery Info: LR41

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      The Monkey Spanker Vibrator is the world famous tool for... spanking your monkey! Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating tube as it wraps around your penis. Close your eyes and you'll think there's someone down there!

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    1. Intense orgasm

      Reviewed: 11 March 2014 by Thetwister, a Straight Engaged Male

      I bought this product last year for my birthday. Ever since it's been great fun when I'm feeling horny.

      Very easy to use and clean, it gives you a great orgasm without much effort and leaves you on empty, if you get what I mean haha.

      Would recommend this to anyone.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      7 out of 10
      Quietness:
      5 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      10 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Intense orgasm.
      Cons
      Clinical looking.
      Bottom line
      Intense orgasms.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Best Male Product I've Tried Yet

      Reviewed: 08 December 2011 by tommy07, a Straight Engaged Male

      I'm going to try and not say all the same things as in the other reviews before me.

      I have tried a few Fleshlights and while they did the job there was always something that didn't quite work for me with them.

      I'd been considering this for myself for a while and while ordering my OH's xmas pressies on here I thought I would add a little something for myself.

      All I can say is this really surprised me. The quality of the toy is of very high quality and the results the item give are amazing!

      As soon as I received the item I had to have a go. As others have said, the vibrations are very subtle and I guess it depends how sensitive you are how much you feel them. Personally I like them. For such a simple toy it gives great results and I had a couple of fantastic orgasms.

      As soon as my OH came home I had to test it with a blowjob, which she seemed very happy to try too. Again it added a different feeling to the whole thing and got me worked up into a frenzy. My OH like using it on me as well, saying that she could put more of me in her mouth while still giving me a hand job.

      Next I tried it in the bath and I will say that under water you can feel the vibrations a lot more and again another great orgasm followed.

      This is easily one of the best male toys I have tried and for the price it is a bargain. I would not use this all the time but if you fancy a different sensation while masturbating (or for foreplay) make sure you have this at the ready.

      If you want stronger vibrations then use the Lovehoney VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrator For Men along with it as this was amazing.

      And Please make sure you have plenty of lube as well. I know everyone has said this but I didn't realise how much you would need. This is not a negative comment as I found the more lube you use the better the Monkey Spanker works but really, be prepared.

      9.5/10. I'm a very happy man :D

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      8 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      5 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The simplicity of the item.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Best male toy I've tried to date.
    3. 6 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Spank that monkey

      Reviewed: 12 November 2011 by BelterBoy

      I bought this toy because I was intrigued. The inside circle is a thin rubber, and with a little lube on your cock it slides up and down brilliantly. Sliding all the way up from the base and over the frenulum is fantastic.

      The little vibrator in the handle is so powerful and won't fail to bring anyone to orgasm.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      9 out of 10
      Quietness:
      8 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      7 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      A completely different idea.
      Cons
      The batteries are fiddly
      Bottom line
      A great concept.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes