Oyster Max Remote Control Vibrator

More than a gimmick

Reviewed: 02 Nov 2012 by Hatchoooo, a Married Straight Male

Firstly there are some downsides to the Oyster. It's expensive and it’s a bit fiddly to set up, some panties are better than others at keeping the vibe in the crucial spot and since the vibes aren't the strongest in the world the bullet does need to be positioned precisely. This means the Oyster isn't quite powerful enough to take Mrs Hatchooooo over the edge... It can aaalllllllmost do it but she has to actually apply some pressure for the orgasm to happen. We can't quite work out whether that's genius or a failing! It makes the Oyster something of a tease and means that while you can have an orgasm in your car or in a taxi, or even on a train (all of which were brilliant!), unless you're very sensitive you won't have an orgasm in the queue at Sainsbury's... which on balance is probably a relief for everybody.

The battery pack also needs a bit of thinking about as it's not the easiest thing to conceal. My wife couldn't wear a slinky dress without the pack showing and that's a shame as the sheer naughtiness of using this at smart functions is what makes the Oyster really brilliant and just hysterically naughty!

Whether you use the Oyster when you’re out shopping for the day, at a restaurant, at Cheltenham racecourse, or perhaps throughout a very smart but dull drinks party (the last two are highly recommended) it does gradually drive you both wild. It's really just endlessly protracted foreplay... in public. I can promise you’ll end up having to race home or back to your hotel for some rampant privacy.

From a guy's perspective the fun isn't just about you buzzing her either... It's also great when you're out and she has control of her own vibrations. Sitting at a bar having some cocktails I was shocked and delighted to notice a flushed and slightly distracted look come over my wife's face as the good looking barman was chatting with us as he made our drinks. A sly smile and a slight crossing of her eyes confirmed she was thoroughly enjoying life with the Oyster!

Neither of us were initially sure we would get much out of this toy, not being out and out exhibitionists, but it’s gone from seeming like an expensive gimmick to a brilliant bargain.

Buzz me anytime baby

Reviewed: 17 Jul 2011 by Sex lady, a Going Steady Straight Female

Wow, wow, wow! We bought this for a night out with friends and I was so turned on when I put it in my knickers!

The box is slightly heavy, so be careful it doesn't fall out of your knickers. I wore tights to make sure I kept the box safely tucked away. I have my clitoris hood pieced and placed the bullet against it. OMG!

We went out and every time I spoke to friends or ordered a drink my boyfriend would press the button! I nearly came on the spot. It got to the point when I had to ask him to leave it alone for a bit because I was so wet and swollen! I came 3 times in the pub and had the most amazing orgasms when we go home!

I actually use it solo too, when I'm out driving and bored! You've got to buy this!

Awesome

Reviewed: 22 May 2009 by mjones, an Engaged Bisexual Female

Made my girlfriend have an orgasm on the bus on the way home from a night out!

Awesome!