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    1. Chocolate Dick On A Stick

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      It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of sweet milk chocolate! Give as a gift to your naughtiest friend or have a nibble in your lunch break. Sure to satisfy those cravings!

        

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      1. Chocolate Dick On A Stick

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    1. Product Description

      It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of sweet milk chocolate! Give as a gift to your naughtiest friend or have a nibble in your lunch break. Sure to satisfy those cravings!

      Ingredients: Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder, Emulsifier, Soy Lecithin, Vanillin, Cocoa Solids 32% Minimum, Milk Solids 14% Minimum.

      Please Note: This product contains milk and soya and was produced in a factory and on process lines that handle wheat, nuts, peanuts and egg.

    1. Essential info

      • Material: Chocolate
      • Veggie suitable: Yes

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    Chocolate Dick On A Stick 10 out of 10 8 out of 10 (6 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Perfect naughty little gift!

      Reviewed: 11 May 2007 by sunshine_girl

      I found it extremely funny when I received this as a gift. I think it's a great design, and made me laugh a lot!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      4 out of 10
      Flavour:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      I thought it was very amusing
      Cons
      The taste isn't great but I didn't really want to eat it, it looked too amusing to eat!!
      Bottom line
      Fantastic as a jokey gift
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    1. Cheeky Chocolate treat

      Reviewed: 23 Aug 2012 by jenkat, a Going Steady Straight Female

      I was given this as a gift and I loved it! I laughed when I pulled the box out, and my OH asked what was so funny. When I replied 'it's a chocolate dick on a stick' his face was a picture. However, I hadn't realised the kids had come back into the room, and had heard the word chocolate, and were adamant they would be the ones to eat it. Feeling it was just slightly (slight under-exaggeration there!) inappropriate, I ran off with it to eat it in private!

      The size is good... not too big that you'd feel ill eating it all in one go, and not too small that once finished it leaves you wanting more. It's quite comic in appearance, not sexy or seductive at all. I did contemplate eating it suggestively in front of my OH, but I couldn't resist the urge to bite his head off. The taste is nice... it's exactly like Kinnerton Advent calendar chocolate (which I personally love!).

      This would make a great novelty gift for anyone! (Well... anyone over a certain age ;) )

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      1 out of 10
      Flavour:
      9 out of 10
      Pros
      Tastes yummy, and made me smile when biting his head off :D
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Deliciously naughty and fabulously fun!
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

    1. Chompworthy indeed

      Reviewed: 09 Mar 2008 by creativewriter1985, a Going Steady Straight Female

      Things like this always amuse me. The very thought of a willy grinning inanely just as you're about to bite it's head of is nothing short of hilarious. Very childish I know.

      Anyway, this lasted about 2 minutes in my chocoholic presence and it was yummy! As previous people have said they often expect things like this to taste horrible, but I really enjoyed it and was kinda disappointed I only had one :(

      This is a great gift for someone with a daft sense of humour like mine, or for hen parties, engagements, etc...

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      9 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      1 out of 10
      Flavour:
      9 out of 10
      Pros
      It's well made, amusing and yummy
      Cons
      Nothing... would be good if you could buy in multi-packs
      Bottom line
      Great fun, and yummy!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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