1. Sexy Shiny Vinyl Flat King Size Sheet

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      1. Sexy Shiny Vinyl Flat King Size Sheet

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    1. Product Description

      Make a massive mess without ruining your sheets! Spread this super-sized superior quality sheet over your bed (or over the floor!) and lube up for a super-fun super-slippery time. Wheeeeeee!

      Kingsize 200cm x 230cm (6' 6" x 7' 5")

      Please note: It is advised that you do not machine wash these sheets. To clean, either wipe down with a mild disinfectant and warm water or hand wash.

    1. How it feels

      • Material: Vinyl

    Customer Reviews

    Sexy Shiny Vinyl Flat King Size Sheet 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (10 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. A God send

      Reviewed: 28 August 2014 by OUCH! Thank you ;), a Straight Married Female

      We bought this sheet for the usual reason - we were tired of killing our sheets with oils and wax, and there was no way were we destroying our new mattress with lady cum. It was a purchase with a purpose, nothing more.

      Imagine my surprise the first night we used it when I walked into our room and the sight of it on our bed turned me on. It’s too small for our bed, but God didn’t give my OH hands just for stimulating me. A few clothes pegs and a bit of bondage tape had it secured to our under bed restraint system in no time, or so I was informed.

      For its first outing we used spreader bars for restraint, which we generally fit me into while I’m standing, so the OH can have the pleasure of shoving me over. Once I was on my back, the feel of the sheet was new and exciting. The drag and pinch of it while dry was very pleasant, and once the oils came out, we had great fun slipping and sliding against each other.

      Bottom line, this is a great addition to any bedroom/playroom, whether used on a bed, a chair or the floor (we’ve tried all three). After play, clean-up is a cinch. Just drop it in the bath, pop in a bit of soap (we use a feminine hygiene wash) and blast it with the shower. Towel it off, spray with antibacterial sex toy cleaner and store once dried.

      It’s a gorgeous colour, it’s kinkier than I expected and it’ll save the lives of your sheets if you let it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      10 out of 10
      Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Utilitarian, yet totally kinky, and in my favourite colour too.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Essential bit of kit.
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    1. Great product

      Reviewed: 20 March 2014 by jason.s, a Straight Married Male

      I couldn't believe how thick and heavy the sheet was when it arrived.

      This product is made to last.

      Makes using oils less taxing on the clean-up.

      Just gather the sheet up and in the bath with it for a rinse off.

      Really makes you get close to your partner when used on a bed as you keep sliding together. Makes it so much fun though.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      10 out of 10
      Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Feel. Ease of use. Simplicity.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A must have.
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    1. Sexy and fun, love this

      Reviewed: 04 July 2012 by sexyred25, a Straight Married Female

      I purchased this to use with my husband.

      We enjoy playing about with oils so thought it would be fun to have something to slide around together on, and we were not wrong!

      We use this on the floor as once you have gotten it oily you do tend to slide about rather a lot. We both love the feel of the PVC on our skin. I have found this is great for bringing us closer during sex as you need to hang on to one another!

      It is great especially for me as I love PVC! I love the feel of this on my skin, it's such a turn-on. When it's not oiled I love being stuck to it at the mercy of my man!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      10 out of 10
      Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Amazingly kinky and fun!
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Sexy, kinky, sensual, naughty ;)
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    1. Super sexy

      Reviewed: 06 August 2010 by hideandseek, a Bisexual Engaged Female

      We invested in these sheets for our bondage play and, oh my god, they are super sexy. Lube them up and slide around on each other.

      Careful on the lube, do NOT chuck it all over the bed then jump on. You go flying and we nearly shot off the other side of the bed. Also makes sex interesting as you can't grip properly and end up in a giggling heap in the middle of the bed.

      Not sure about King Size, unless you use it as a bog-standard sheet rather than tucking it in. It only just goes around our double.

      One note though, make sure the room is warm or you're moving CONSTANTLY, they chill quickly. I get cold easily and chattering teeth aren't attractive, even if sticky-up nipples are!

      Overall great fun.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      10 out of 10
      Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The endless possibilities.
      Cons
      The sheets cool quickly unless you're moving a lot.
      Bottom line
      Great sexy fun!
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    1. Slippery fun, without the mess

      Reviewed: 14 March 2010 by Corrupted, a Straight Engaged Male

      The sheet is quite thick, so shouldn't tear. The sizing however is a complete mystery to me! I have tried this sheet on a standard British double bed (not a king-size bed, which I presume it is supposed to fit) and while it reaches round the sides of the bed (just) it doesn't do a very good job at the top and bottom, so if you slide around too much you can still make a mess on your sheets.

      My girlfriend and I tried this with a bottle of baby oil, which we rubbed thoroughly all over each other until we were incredibly shiny and slippery, and we had a fun time sliding up and down over each other with almost no friction to talk of, and it was a great feeling being able to slide my cock inside her so easily and freely. (Note: Condoms do not mix with oil; use a non-latex-based contraceptive or a water- or silicone-based lube). This also made for some imaginative sex as positions like doggy-style are almost impossible when you're that slippery!

      Some bits of advice. Make sure your bed isn't too near the wall, or be careful, because we left a couple of oily footprints. If you're living in a shared house, work out how you're getting to the bathroom to clean up before you start! Whoops!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Feel:
      9 out of 10
      Quality:
      6 out of 10
      Kink Factor:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Allows you to make a mess without making a mess.
      Cons
      The size is kind of dodgy.
      Bottom line
      Great fun. I love playing with this.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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