1. Get Real 10 Function Realistic Dildo Vibrator with Suction Cup 7 Inch

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars4 reviews

      Unlike Richard Nixon, the tip of this One Touch realistic dildo vibrator will not deny it's a crook. In fact it's scandalously crooked, and fully geared up for serious stimulation of the G-spot, thanks to its 3 vibration speeds and 7 exciting patterns.

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      1. Get Real 10 Function Realistic Dildo Vibrator with Suction Cup 7 Inch

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    1. Product Description

      Unlike Richard Nixon, the tip of this One Touch realistic dildo vibrator will not deny it's a crook. In fact it's scandalously crooked, and fully geared up for serious stimulation of the G-spot, thanks to its 3 vibration speeds and 7 exciting patterns.

      Sleekly sculpted into an authentic silicone penis, the life-size dong features a smooth and protruding head, deliciously veined shaft and neat little set of testicles. At the base is a single button that cycles through the settings for a wire-free and compact design.

      Below the balls is a sturdy suction cup that grips strongly to any smooth surface.

      Prepare your silicone dildo vibrator for play with lashings of water-based lube before use.

      Key Features:

      • Silicone dildo vibrator with a curved tip for sensational G-spot massages
      • 3 speeds and 7 patterns of vibration to explore
      • Suction cup for hands-free or strap-on play
      • Single button cycles through the settings
      • Looks just like the real thing, with the bonus of powerful vibrations
      • Completely bath and shower-friendly
    1. How it measures up

      • Base diameter: 3.25
      • Base type: Flared with Suction
      • Circumference: 5 inches
      • Insertable Length: 7 inches
      • Length: 8.75 inches
      • Oring diameter: 1.25 inches
    2. How it feels

      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No
      • Flexibility: Firm
      • Material: Silicone
      • Waterproof: Submersible
    3. Power and speed

      • Battery Info: 2 x AA batteries
      • Controller Type: Built in - push button
      • Power Type: Batteries (not included)
      • Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns

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      Unlike Richard Nixon, the end of this One Touch dildo vibrator won't deny it's a crook. In fact it's scandalously crooked and fully geared up for some serious stimulation of the G-spot, thanks to its 3 vibration speeds and 7 exciting patterns.

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Get Real 10 Function Realistic Dildo Vibrator with Suction Cup 7 Inch 4 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Get Real 10 Function Realistic Dildo Vibrator with Suction Cup 7 Inch
      2. Get Real 10 Function Realistic Dildo Vibrator with Suction Cup 7 Inch

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    1. Exceeded expectations

      Reviewed: 25 November 2016 by awesomeo, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I'll start from the beginning.

      I love the packaging this comes in, I won't describe it because you can see it.

      Upon first inspection, I noticed it's very hard down the shaft, only the tip is flexible but still fairly firm. I think it's quite aesthetically pleasing and feels really nice against the skin.

      The suction cup unscrews and the batteries slide in here up the toy. For some unknown reason someone thought it would be a good idea to put a piece of plastic in this hole. Curled up against the edges so you can't see it. So the first battery gets stuck and won't go in or out. Very frustrating. So after my boyfriend got back from the garage I turned it on and can't say I was super astounded by the vibrations initially but they seemed decent.

      When I first tried this toy I realised the vibrations are much better than I had first thought. They're very rumbly and it feels amazing. Initially I was quite disappointed the shaft was so hard but I quickly learned this makes it incredibly easy to angle that curved tip straight at my G-spot. I did not last long before an incredibly intense orgasm.

      Also the suction cup is very strong.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Who puts invisible plastic in the battery compartment?
      Bottom line
      Lovely rumbly toy.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Love it

      Reviewed: 15 November 2016 by Miss Cox, a Bisexual Single Female

      I have only two favourite vibrators from my collection, and this is one of them!

      Incredibly powerful, the suction cup works amazingly well and the tip is fantastic.

      This vibrator is pretty big in my opinion too.

      When the one I have eventually dies, hopefully a long while away, I will be buying another.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Strong vibrations and everything.
      Cons
      Nothing to dislike.
      Bottom line
      Fabulous.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Oh my, oh my, oh wow

      Reviewed: 09 November 2015 by mummymermaid, a Straight Engaged Female

      Firstly, thank you so, so much Lovehoney for sending me this the most amazing vibrator I've ever owned ever in exchange for an honest review.

      Firstly, it arrived a day earlier than expected in the plain box I've grown to love and look forward to.

      The packaging is pretty simple, just a box with everything you need to know about this beautiful vibrator, with a bit cutout where you can see exactly what you're getting!

      The box is a pain to get into really tight at the top, and because it doesn't come with a storage bag, if you have to use the box again don't tuck the tag back in - it's not easier to open a second time either!

      Once I had it open and pulled out the plastic insert with my Mr Big'in (as I like to call him now!) I was like WOW.

      Being made from silicone there is no rubbery smell that lasts through washes. He feels amazing, silky soft but rock hard with flexibility at the head, slight seam, but you can't feel that in use, he is beautiful, veins, balls and all!

      He is big. The biggest toy I have in fact, a fact that slightly worried me, but excitedly me and my partner unscrewed the suction cup and popped in 2 AA batteries in (a note here, we thought the battery compartment was really tight and at the end we couldn't get the batteries out. Then we realised we had left the little slip of paper inside, we pulled on that and the batteries came out... oops what can we say we were eager to get started!).

      With the batteries in, my partner pressed the start button on the side, which lit up yellow and it rumbled into life.

      Wow... he really goes. It’s a deep low rumbling roar! Not quiet but not as loud as some toys. I held it and whoa. The vibrations are like nothing I've felt before, deep and oh so powerful. With the size and vibrations my worries started anew, I thought it may be too much for me, and it was but in the most amazing way...

      So my partner warmed me up and a few orgasms later I was ready for Mr Big. My partner put him inside me and switched him on. Scrolling though the patterns using the power button, he worked out I liked the second setting, a really deep rumbling one. Within minutes I was having the longest orgasm I've ever had. Seconds flying by as I am twitching and moaning on the bed. As my partner removes Mr big he grins at me and tells me I've had my very first squirt. And sure enough I had.

      We have used him again, and although I didn't squirt again it was still a very intense orgasm. I have used him solo too and actually used the suction cup which holds really well, but comes off easily when you want him too. I find alone it gave me a powerful orgasm too. Although I can't get the first time out of my mind. The size isn't to bad when you're excited, I still couldn't get him all in. But that in no way hindered my enjoyment whatsoever. it didn't hurt and I wasn't sore or anything like that. Every time I have used Mr big it's been a thoroughly enjoyable experience I plan to experience on a regular basis. My favourite toy! Thanks so much Lovehoney. xxx

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The deep rumbling vibrations and the look of him!
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Big boy gives big orgasms, get him in your life now! Xxx
    3. 9 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes