1. System JO H2O Water-Based Anal Lubricant 75ml

      Average customer review: Average customer review 8 out of 10 (3 reviews) Add your review

      System JO's H2O anal lube is an absolute essential for fans of anal toys and anal sex. This formula is silky smooth, long lasting and extra thick, and is safe to use with all anal toys, even silicone!

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      1. System JO H2O Water-Based Anal Lubricant 75ml

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    1. Product Description

      System JO's H2O anal lube is an absolute essential for fans of anal toys and anal sex. This formula is silky smooth, long lasting and extra thick, and is safe to use with all anal toys, even silicone!

      Apply a good squeeze to your anus and toys before play or sex for extra slippery, long-lasting sensations and heightened comfort.

      Ingredients: Purified Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sodium Carboxymethyl Cellulose, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben

      Key Features:

      • Thick, long-lasting water-based lube for heightened pleasure during anal play and sex
      • Safe for use with all sex toys, including silicone
      • Scentless and colourless for all-natural sensations
      • Easy to wash off after use
      • Vegan-friendly
    1. Essential info

      • Bottle type: Squeeze
      • Condom safe: Yes
      • Veggie suitable: Yes
      • Contains aspartame: No
      • Contains glycerine: Yes
      • Contains paraben: Yes
    2. How it feels

      • Lubricant type: Water based
      • Lubricant function: Anal sex
    3. What it costs

      • Volume: 175 ml

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    Customer Reviews

    System JO H2O Water-Based Anal Lubricant 75ml 8 out of 10 8 out of 10 (3 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. System Jo

      Reviewed: 13 January 2015 by WakkaWakka, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      Love this lube!

      If you enjoy the feeling of silicone lube but don't like the sheet staining or possible infection (for more sensitive bits), then this is amazing.

      It's really thick, doesn't dry out minutes after you've applied it, and it washes out if you get it on anything.

      Plus it's safe on all sex toys because it's water-based (even though it doesn't feel like it).

      I've tried other lubes, but always come back to Jo!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Slickness, long-lasting.
      It's perfect.
      Bottom line
      Great lube.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Lube-a-licious

      Reviewed: 04 July 2014 by Arinargo, a Straight Going Steady Male

      This is a fantastic quality water-based lubricant.

      It comes in a small bottle. However a little certainly goes along way. It maintains a fantastic smooth feel, unlike some other lubes I've tried. It doesn't absorb after a few minutes and actually stays around long enough for you to get the job done.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Silky smooth and last for ages.
      Nothing really, it lubricates better than WD40.
      Bottom line
      Excellent value for money.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Not my new best friend - Sorry JO

      Reviewed: 29 April 2015 by FlexyBexyXXX, a Bisexual Single Female

      I have used many System JO products prior to this, and I’ve always appreciated their fantastic value for money - I’ve never felt disappointed in them. However, this wasn’t a match made in heaven for me. The idea of a silicone-feel anal lube suitable for all toys greatly appealed to me, as I love the System JO silicone lubricant, but all of my butt-plug and anal toy range are made of silicone and therefore incompatible.

      The packaging has the ever-familiar System JO branding, but with statements that I just can’t agree with. On the back of the bottle, it claims to be “long-lasting, never sticky or tacky”, which unfortunately wasn’t the case. When I was testing this product on the back of my hand, it did indeed last for a long time, but when I tried to lube up a butt plug with this, the product simply wasn’t thick enough to stay put on the toy. The bottle itself is of great quality, with a firm “press-top” lid. The bottle is plastic, and is rigid without being too hard to squeeze. The bottle quite boldly proclaims to be a lubricant, so I wouldn’t want to leave it out on display anywhere.

      The product is much, much thinner that I would have liked, I like anal lubricants to be lovely and thick as it helps an awful lot with anal play. This has the consistency of most silicone lubricants. The lubricant itself is branded as a “silicone feel” lube, and feels very nice whilst it’s wet and slippery. However, once it slips away it begins to feel tacky on the skin - the complete opposite of how silicone lubricants feel.

      When silicone lubricants wear off, the skin feels soft and moisturised afterwards. As this is an anal lubricant, the consideration of a moisturising agent would have been greatly appreciated. I felt it was difficult to use with anal toys when trying to go up sizes, as it just didn’t stay put on the toy for long enough. This lube went everywhere. Luckily, this didn’t stain the sheets. This was a brand new lubricant and I had to check if it was within its use-by date as it just felt like a completely different lubricant to its description on the bottle.

      Personal clean-up was also a bit of a nightmare, I had to shower to get the lube off me (and somehow it had gotten all over my bum, up my forearms and on the backs of my legs), and even after that I still felt a little clammy and tacky.

      On a positive note, this lubricant doesn’t smell of anything unpleasant, nor does it really taste of anything. At 75ml a bottle, it is a handy sized bottle to take away, and the strong lid means that it doesn’t leak. However, these positives don’t outweigh my overall negative experience with this lubricant. This isn’t an expensive lubricant, but I definitely prefer my Lovehoney Discover Anal Lubricant any day – as it has a far better consistency and is also cheaper.

    2. Overall Rating:
      4 out of 10
      I liked that it didn't have a nasty smell, like some lubricants do.
      I didn't like the consistency at all.
      Bottom line
      Gets sticky and tacky after a while, and a pain to wash off.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes