1. System JO Vanilla Cream Flavoured Lubricant 150ml

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      Make yourself sweet enough to eat by drizzling this vanilla flavoured lubricant wherever you want to be licked and kissed! System JO's Vanilla Cream Flavoured Lubricant is silky-smooth and long-lasting, with no artificial sweeteners or stickiness.

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      1. System JO Vanilla Cream Flavoured Lubricant 150ml

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    1. Product Description

      Make yourself sweet enough to eat by drizzling this vanilla flavoured lubricant wherever you want to be licked and kissed! System JO's Vanilla Cream Flavoured Lubricant is silky-smooth and long-lasting, with no artificial sweeteners or stickiness.

      Ingredients: Purified Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Flavour, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben.

      Key Features:

      • Vanilla flavoured lubricant with no artificial sweeteners for delicious oral sex
      • Latex friendly and safe to use with condoms
      • Long lasting without stickiness
      • Compatible with all toys
      • Vegan-friendly
    1. Essential info

      • Bottle type: Squeeze
      • Condom safe: Yes
      • Veggie suitable: Yes
      • Contains aspartame: No
      • Contains glycerine: Yes
      • Contains paraben: Yes
    2. How it feels

      • Lubricant type: Water based
      • Lubricant function: Sex and sex toys
      • Flavoured: Yes
    3. What it costs

      • Volume: 150 ml

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    Customer Reviews

    System JO Vanilla Cream Flavoured Lubricant 150ml 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (4 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Welcome to LAA

      Reviewed: 26 October 2014 by Shadow Collector, a Gay Single Female

      "Hi, I'm Shadow Collector and I'm a flavoured lube addict."

      "Hi, Shadow Collector. You're in a safe space."

      "Thanks."

      "Why don't you tell us why you're here?"

      "Yeah. So, I've loved flavoured lubes ever since my first bottle. I can still remember the scent of peppermint and the minty taste... ah, memories. But recently I've been getting more and more picky with my choices. The novelty has worn off, and it's been getting harder and harder to find lube that actually tastes like what it is advertised to taste like. I've struggled through countless medicinal after tastes and overpowering flavours. To be honest, I was getting close to giving up on new flavours and just sticking with the brands I knew.

      "That is, until I saw this on the three for £25 offer. It spoke to me. I love vanilla, and I had never tried a lube in this flavour before. I couldn't resist, and believe me, I tried.

      "It arrived promptly as always, and I was immediately struck by the bottle. It comes with a tamper-proof seal, which gives extra peace of mind that it hasn't been contaminated and is ready to use. You open it by pressing down on a red button at the top. How great is that? Gone are the days of fiddling with difficult openings, they won't be missed.

      "After I was done fangirling over the button, I tried a little..."

      "Shadow Collector? You okay?"

      "Yeah... I just zoned out a bit. Sorry. It's just... remembering that taste... vanilla ice cream. It was exactly like vanilla ice cream. Delicious, sweet, everything I could ever want in a lube. It even ran well, not too sticky or gloopy and it lasted for ages!"

      "So, here I am at Lube Addicts Anonymous, because I'm scared that now my faith in flavoured lubes has been restored that it may be the start of another downwards spiral in to the depraved world of excessive spending. Please don't let me fall back!"

      "Don't worry, Shadow Collector. Admitting that there's a problem is the first step to recovery."

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      How Did it Feel:
      10 out of 10
      How Did it Taste:
      10 out of 10
      How Long Did it Last:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Texture. Taste. Awesome Button!
      Cons
      I think I'm too weak to handle it. Moderation was never my strong suit.
      Bottom line
      Dangerously good.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Oral sex's new best friend

      Reviewed: 05 July 2014 by myghost, a Straight Single Female

      This bottle of lube arrived in the usual discreet manner and I was looking forward to giving it a spin.

      System JO Vanilla Cream Flavoured Lubricant comes in a generous 150ml bottle with a tamper seal on top to make sure no one has opened the bottle beforehand. I have tried another System JO lube before but it was so thick and jelly-like it wouldn't pour out the bottle. I was relieved to notice JO free flowing inside, which was a good start

      Tamper seal removed, the opening mechanism of the bottle is a pop-up lid. You press the red strip and the top pops up. Sometimes I can find pumps and bottle tops hard to use. This one was a dream. Little pressure required with one finger. There is a small hole in which the lube comes out. I tipped the bottle to squeeze some lube out and it flowed out on its own, no squeezing required, which I liked. Smell-wise, one sniff and you can recognise the lush warm scent of vanilla.

      Next came the all important taste test. If your experience of flavoured lubricants is something nasty tasting, sickly syrupy sweet, sticky, artificial, synthetic, bitter after taste, you've been left wondering what happened to the flavour stated on the bottle. Like mine has been. This is different.

      On the tongue it starts sweet, then you are hit with a definite yet not overpowering vanilla flavour. While the bottle states there is no after-taste, there is a hint of one. The flavour is so good that if this wasn't lubricant I'd be drizzling it over dessert in place of ice cream or custard. Heck I'd drink it right out of the bottle. If System JO's other chocolate, mint or fruity flavoured lubes are as good in terms of taste, I'd have no problem trying them.

      As a lube the consistency is thin enough that you can easily drizzle it whereever you want on the body. Thick enough it won't run off like water.

      On the skin it was long-lasting. As it was drying it got a little tacky. Nothing I wouldn't expect from a flavoured lubricant, but it didn't leave a film or residue.

      On sensitive areas I didn't feel anything unpleasant. If you are sensitive to glycerine (plant-based) or parabens you should avoid using this.

      In use it didn't need frequent reapplying or go sticky. For oral sex you're going to have licked and sucked off all the vanilla deliciousness before it has the chance to anyway.

      System JO's tag line is "Your new best friend". One taste of Vanilla Creem lube and for oral sex this may well be your new best friend.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      How Did it Feel:
      8 out of 10
      How Did it Taste:
      10 out of 10
      How Long Did it Last:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Easy use pop-up top. Delicious vanilla taste.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Looking for a lube that tastes exactly as promised. JO vanilla is just that.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Wet dreams

      Reviewed: 09 October 2014 by zolly88, a Gay Married Female

      This is the first lube we have tried from System JO as we normally buy the Lovehoney own brand. However, as this one on the 3 for £25 offer, we decided to give it a go!

      The bottle has to be one of the best on the market. It looks like a shower gel or shampoo, so you could easily leave it out on the dresser, and no one would be any the wiser! It has a brilliant 'push to open' button, which makes the lid pop up with ease.

      The lube is nice and runny, but not watery. It easily pours from the bottle without any squeezing, which is great when you're grabbing it after getting down to it!

      The flavour isn't as strong as I was hoping for, but it does still taste of vanilla. It is just a bit milder than my expectations. The after-taste is fairly minimal, and certainly not at all unpleasant.

      The overall texture is good. It spreads well and isn't quick to dry out (in fact was still slippery enough for a second round!). I can also see it lasting well as a little goes a long way. When it starts to dry it leaves a slight tacky feeling. However, it washes off easily and even my super sensitive wife had no issues with it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      7 out of 10
      How Did it Feel:
      7 out of 10
      How Did it Taste:
      5 out of 10
      How Long Did it Last:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The bottle is amazing.
      Cons
      The lack of real vanilla flavour.
      Bottom line
      Good lube, shame about the flavour.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes