1. Fruity Flavoured Horny Jelly Men 120g

      Average customer review: Average customer review 9 out of 10 (6 reviews) Add your review

      Fruity in more than one way, these horny jelly men are just like any other jelly sweet except for one distinctive detail: they're all very happy to see you! Filled with authentic juicy flavours, these chewy treats give bona-fide a whole new meaning!

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      1. Fruity Flavoured Horny Jelly Men 120g

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    1. Product Description

      Fruity in more than one way, these horny jelly men are just like any other jelly sweet except for one distinctive detail: they're all very happy to see you! Filled with authentic juicy flavours, these chewy treats give bona-fide a whole new meaning!

      Ingredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Gelatine, Citric Acid, Flavourings, E100, E120, E140, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax

      Please note: Produced in a factory and on production lines which handle wheat.

      Key Features:

      • Fruit flavoured jelly men for a sweet treat with an adult twist
      • Taste just like traditional jelly sweets but are shaped into men with erections
      • Perfect for grownup parties, hen nights and cheeky office get-togethers
      • Great conversation starter at any social gathering
      • Not suitable for Vegetarians
    1. Essential info

      • Veggie suitable: No

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    Customer Reviews

    Fruity Flavoured Horny Jelly Men 120g 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (6 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Perfect for a gift

      Reviewed: 04 January 2016 by Lauren Elizabeth, a Bisexual Single Female

      Love these!

      Bought them for my best friend for Christmas as a little stocking filler. She loved them. Great minds think alike, eh?

      They're not the cheapest of products for what they are, but for the novelty it's definitely worth it. I've also not seen anything like this anywhere else (the only sweets like this I see look awfully cheap and drastically overpriced.).

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Great present. Tasted good. Funny. Great novelty.
      Bottom line
      Great present for friends/partner.
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    1. Not for children

      Reviewed: 18 June 2014 by Zariel, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      This is my first product tester review, very exciting! The gang of men arrived in a timely fashion this morning, I love the speed at which LH deliver.

      They arrive in a colourful cardboard box which makes it clear that these are "Horny Jelly Men", with rather ineffectual censoring over the men's privates. No balls, just schlong apparently. Schlongs that are about 30% of the jelly men's height, hehehe. All the standard ingredient and nutrition info is present, albeit in small print. The ingredients seem like standard ones for gummi sweets, a few e-numbers and lots of sugar. The entire pack is over 2000 calories, if that sort of thing bothers you.

      I recall a gay friend receiving these about 7 years ago for his coming out party, which was cute and funny (he appreciated the gesture), but he couldn't eat them as they contain pork gelatin and aren't suitable for vegetarians. Incidentally, I bought him chocolate cocks, which he could eat, so there's my suggestion for an alternative if you can't have pork gelatin for veggie/religious reasons. If your friend is a vegan I'm not sure what to suggest - cucumbers? The box also mentions these are made in a factory handling wheat, so avoid if you are especially sensitive to wheat.

      So I opened the box (it's resealable, no ripping needed) and the jelly men were in a sealed plastic bag for preservation. I've not tested the shelf life of these yet, but I suggest keeping them in a sealed container after opening as gummies tend to dry out and get too chewy if you don't. The best before date on these is two years away, so that's good.

      I scoffed a few (they come in different colours and flavours) and they were very nice, comparable to large fresh gummi bears. I'm a smoker so my tastebuds may be impaired, but to me they tasted like other gummis I have had (i.e., no overly strong/rich flavour, tasty but subtle and sugary).

      I imagine people who may have been dumped/scorned by men would enjoy biting the penises off the unfortunate jelly men - it is easy to do. I tried for thoroughness of testing... ahem.

      Overall, these men are tasty and funny, depending on your sense of humour/ease of offence.

      Indiscreet packaging could put people off, but Lovehoney ships their parcels in discreet/unmarked outer packaging, so just remember to hide them after opening your parcel, if you have to.

      I'd recommend these as a funny gift for hen/stag parties, or if you or a friend are in need of penises to bite off, or as a jokey gift for any occasion so long as it's to someone who would appreciate the joke.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Tasty, funny, good shelf life, good gift for the right person.
      Indiscreet packaging, they are high calorie, not suitable for vegetarians/Muslims/Jews/strong wheat intolerance.
      Bottom line
      I'd recommend these for a tasty, funny gift for yourself or someone else.
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    1. Such a funny little gift

      Reviewed: 07 June 2015 by FlexyBexyXXX, a Bisexual Single Female

      I received these naughty little jelly men as a surprise gift from a Lovehoney fairy, and I found them absolutely hilarious, so thank you very much. These Horny Jelly Men arrived to me in a plain brown, nondescript box.

      These Horny Jelly Men come in a glossy bright yellow box as pictured, with more pictures of the naughty little jelly men on the bottom, top and sides of the box. I love the little *censored* banners over their little willies, it's so cheeky and funny! The back of the box just looks like any other box of sweets, with a barcode, nutritional information and ingredients list. There are 150g of sweets in each box. Inside the box, the sweets are sealed in a plastic bag.

      The sweets are shaped like little men, with little willies. I was expecting these jellies to have a sugared crust, like jelly babies, but these are moulded jelly, much like haribo goldbears. These little men are around the same size as a jelly baby, just far more naughty.

      I personally found that the best flavour was the colourless jelly, which I believe is pear flavoured. However, there was only one of these in the box, which was a shame because it was really nice! I also liked the red jelly men, which tasted to me like strawberry jelly. There were no flavours that I didn't like in the box. A lot of them were a little deformed/melted, but a few were in perfect condition. I can only assume that this is due to a storage issue, maybe they got too hot at some point in their transit from factory to me. However, none of them were unrecognisable as jelly men, so it wasn't that bad. A couple of the jelly men happened to be half one colour and half another, which, tasty as they were. I'm sure that it wasn't an intentional production method.

      Overall, I was thoroughly amused by this little gift, and I definitely enjoyed them. I wouldn't say that these were romantic, but they are very funny. These make a great comedy gift, and I most likely will be buying these for a few of my friends for Christmases and birthdays to come.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      I loved the clear/pear flavoured jelly man!
      A couple were slightly disfigured, but not a problem for me.
      Bottom line
      A very cheeky gift!
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