1. Fruity Flavoured Horny Jelly Men 150g

      Average customer review: Average customer review 10 out of 10 (2 reviews) Add your review

      Fruity in more than one way, these horny jelly men are just like any other jelly sweet except for one distinctive detail: they're all very happy to see you! Filled with authentic juicy flavours, these chewy treats give bona-fide a whole new meaning!

      Only: £3.49

      Add to Wishlist Save it for later

      In Stock

      Lovehoney Loyalty Programme: Collect 30 Oh Points

      Order over the phone: Call 0800 011 6899 and quote code 52952.

      1. Fruity Flavoured Horny Jelly Men 150g

      Mouse over image to zoom

    1. Product Description

      Fruity in more than one way, these horny jelly men are just like any other jelly sweet except for one distinctive detail: they're all very happy to see you! Filled with authentic juicy flavours, these chewy treats give bona-fide a whole new meaning!

      Ingredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Gelatine, Citric Acid, Flavourings, E100, E120, E140, Vegetable Oil, Carnauba Wax

      Please note: Produced in a factory and on production lines which handle wheat.

      Key Features:

      • Fruit flavoured jelly men for a sweet treat with an adult twist
      • Taste just like traditional jelly sweets but are shaped into men with erections
      • Perfect for grownup parties, hen nights and cheeky office get-togethers
      • Great conversation starter at any social gathering
      • Not suitable for Vegetarians
    1. Essential info

      • Veggie suitable: No

    Sexy Gifts and Games Buyer's Guides

    Buy the best sexy presents and learn how to play more with our gifts and games guides.

    Gifts & Games Guides > Top 10 Gifts for Better Foreplay

    Gifts & Games Guides > Monogamy v Nooki sexy board games - what's the difference?

    Gifts & Games Guides > How to Use a Massage Candle

    Explore more from our collections…

    Customer Reviews

    Fruity Flavoured Horny Jelly Men 150g 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 (2 reviews) Write your own review

    Order by:
    1. Not for children

      Reviewed: 18 June 2014 by Zariel, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      This is my first product tester review, very exciting! The gang of men arrived in a timely fashion this morning, I love the speed at which LH deliver.

      They arrive in a colourful cardboard box which makes it clear that these are "Horny Jelly Men", with rather ineffectual censoring over the men's privates. No balls, just schlong apparently. Schlongs that are about 30% of the jelly men's height, hehehe. All the standard ingredient and nutrition info is present, albeit in small print. The ingredients seem like standard ones for gummi sweets, a few e-numbers and lots of sugar. The entire pack is over 2000 calories, if that sort of thing bothers you.

      I recall a gay friend receiving these about 7 years ago for his coming out party, which was cute and funny (he appreciated the gesture), but he couldn't eat them as they contain pork gelatin and aren't suitable for vegetarians. Incidentally, I bought him chocolate cocks, which he could eat, so there's my suggestion for an alternative if you can't have pork gelatin for veggie/religious reasons. If your friend is a vegan I'm not sure what to suggest - cucumbers? The box also mentions these are made in a factory handling wheat, so avoid if you are especially sensitive to wheat.

      So I opened the box (it's resealable, no ripping needed) and the jelly men were in a sealed plastic bag for preservation. I've not tested the shelf life of these yet, but I suggest keeping them in a sealed container after opening as gummies tend to dry out and get too chewy if you don't. The best before date on these is two years away, so that's good.

      I scoffed a few (they come in different colours and flavours) and they were very nice, comparable to large fresh gummi bears. I'm a smoker so my tastebuds may be impaired, but to me they tasted like other gummis I have had (i.e., no overly strong/rich flavour, tasty but subtle and sugary).

      I imagine people who may have been dumped/scorned by men would enjoy biting the penises off the unfortunate jelly men - it is easy to do. I tried for thoroughness of testing... ahem.

      Overall, these men are tasty and funny, depending on your sense of humour/ease of offence.

      Indiscreet packaging could put people off, but Lovehoney ships their parcels in discreet/unmarked outer packaging, so just remember to hide them after opening your parcel, if you have to.

      I'd recommend these as a funny gift for hen/stag parties, or if you or a friend are in need of penises to bite off, or as a jokey gift for any occasion so long as it's to someone who would appreciate the joke.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      2 out of 10
      6 out of 10
      Tasty, funny, good shelf life, good gift for the right person.
      Indiscreet packaging, they are high calorie, not suitable for vegetarians/Muslims/Jews/strong wheat intolerance.
      Bottom line
      I'd recommend these for a tasty, funny gift for yourself or someone else.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Tasty Jelly Men lol

      Reviewed: 31 January 2015 by Luvablelizzie, a Straight Single Female

      Bought these to use for a friend's hen party, and I have to say they are really quite tasty and we had a great laugh with them! Especially the bride-to-be's face when I took them out and offered her one!!

      Everyone seemed to like them, and they were pretty good value for money. We would have preferred if there was more Horny Jelly Men in the box, but I think everyone likes to get a little more!! lol

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      5 out of 10
      9 out of 10
      Bottom line
      Great for hen parties!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes