1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

      Average customer review 5 out of 5 stars40 reviews

      Who knew that your next erotic toy could be found in your desk tidy? Allowing you to quite literally rule your sub, this lengthy spanking ruler from the Fifty Shades of Grey collection is firm but flexible for a stinging and oh-so-satisfying slap.

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

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    1. Product Description

      Who knew that your next erotic toy could be found in your desk tidy? Allowing you to quite literally rule your sub, this lengthy spanking ruler from the Fifty Shades of Grey collection is firm but flexible for a stinging and oh-so-satisfying slap.

      "Only Christian could turn me on with just a look and the flex of a ruler..." -Anastasia Steele

      Perfect for beginners who wish to channel their inner Ana and Christian, the pliable wood of the ruler is ideal for dominant flexing and gesturing. To start, gently tap the spanker against your lover's buttocks and thighs, before gradually increasing the intensity and frequency of your swings.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey The Official Pleasure Collection approved by author E L James.

      Key Features:

      • Wooden spanking ruler with 'Spank Me' inscribed on the back
      • Perfect first bondage accessory for spanking and satisfying stings
      • Smooth and flexible for light taps and enthusiastic thwacks
      • Centimetre and inch markings for discreet and practical office use
      • Made from high quality, sleek and strong wood
    1. How it feels

      • Material: Wood

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      Discover the fun of spanking, pain and pleasure with the Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler. Designed to deliver a satisfying sting to your lover's behind, it's sleek and effective, and the perfect beginner's bondage accessory.

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    1. Customer Reviews

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler
      2. Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler

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    1. Spank me firmly... indeed!

      Reviewed: 18 July 2016 by ThatOneCoupleWho..., a Straight Engaged Male

      We bought this as a sturdier, less flexible option for spanking, and just as expected it did the job great!

      Being made of rigid wood, it is less pliable and so you can be more precise with it, and cause an extra sting than you would with a crop or whip style toy. This gives more control and a firmer strike that feels amazing whether you’re the one being spanked or the one doing the spanking!

      It’s great quality material, and aside from the ‘Spank me, please…’ written on the front, quite closely resembles an ordinary ruler, giving it loads of potential for roleplay.

      The ribbon that ties the tag to the ruler gives it a nice, pretty touch if re-tied through the hole.

      We would highly recommend this to anyone who wants to expand their spanking tools or roleplay kits!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Versatile for role play, good texture for spanking.
      Cons
      'Spank me please' is a dead giveaway.
      Bottom line
      Amazing spanking experience.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Sleek and stingy

      Reviewed: 27 June 2016 by SighJx

      I bought this for my OH and did not expect him to like using it quite so much! Ouch (she says, grinning).

      We enjoy a bit of spanking and this ruler can give a lovely little sting, or an eye-watering zing depending on how he's feeling. We don't role play, but I'm pretty sure there are some interesting scenarios playing in his head. He likes the look of my pink cheeks and I enjoy a sensitive, hot bum. Win-win.

      It is a good length, sturdy and has a very sexy no-nonsense look. All in all, a very satisfying purchase at a good price.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      The no frills look.
      Cons
      The writing prevents us leaving it lying around as a secret sexy reminder.
      Bottom line
      Delivers what it promises.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. The fun and pleasure ruler

      Reviewed: 16 April 2016 by Thejockk, a Straight Going Steady Male

      Me and my OH love a bit of spanking and, well, the Fifty Shades of Grey Spank Me Please Spanking Ruler does not disappoint.

      With its solid wooden material and its high-quality finish, it looks like great and, well, the first time you hold it you know it's going to give some good spankings.

      So when my OH used this on me she had me begging for more and screaming with the pain and pleasure as I was enjoying it so much. We even like to play out the whole teacher and naughty schoolgirl roles.

      And when I use it on her, well, she's begging me to stop and telling me she'll behave herself - it brings a lot of fun to the bedroom.

      We would recommend to anyone who likes a little bit of naughtiness in the bedroom and enjoys a good spanking.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      How solid and firm it is and gives a great spanking.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great product firm and can have some great times with it.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes