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      A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats?

        

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      1. Candy Posing Pouch

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    1. Product Description

      A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats?

      One size fits most. The Candy Posing Pouch is a novelty that doesn't come in different sizes.

      Ingredients: Dextrose Maltodextrin (wheat), Citric Acid, Flavouring, Colours: Brilliant Blue (E102), Tartrazine (E102), Allura Red (E129).

      Please Note: This product contains wheat.

    1. Essential info

      • Material: Candy
      • Veggie suitable: Yes

    Customer Reviews

    Candy Posing Pouch 10 out of 10 9 out of 10 (9 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. For those with a sweet tooth

      Reviewed: 02 Jun 2011 by BusyBody69, a Going Steady Bisexual Male

      The candy posing pouch is not necessarily practical for all day use, however that is hardly the main purpose of such a product.

      It is very edible just be careful of bits of elastic. It is a good size and apparently very tasty.

      I did find when I laid on a hard surface a few of the beads broke off but this is hardly a problem that no one has experienced with a candy necklace as a kid.

      This was definitely a night to remember, and I shall not go into more detail!

      You will enjoy this product, it is great value just leave your self a good amount of time to get the most out of this product. Hardly romantic with roses and champagne,but great fun, more for those who quite like a giggle at times.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Flavour:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Its size. Oh and it is made of sweets!
      Cons
      Takes a while to eat... then again not necessarily a negative quality.
      Bottom line
      Definitely value for money!
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    1. The candyman can!

      Reviewed: 25 Feb 2010 by masterandslave, a Going Steady Straight Female

      I bought this for a close friend's stag night – for the best man in particular! We were up for a night of giggles and silly fun without getting too rude, which might have upset the bride and groom to be. This was absolutely perfect!

      As most of the evening would be about getting our stag to do dares, we decided to give the ushers and best man a few things to do to take the pressure off the groom a bit.

      Our best man had to wear these for the whole night, outside his trousers (superman style!) and see if he could get any women to eat some candy off him while he was wearing them! Although his chat-up techniques were lacking, the candy pants raised a few eyebrows, got plenty of giggles and were certainly a talking point. He did get a few willing victims to help his cause!

      The candy itself is exactly the same as the bracelets you used to get years ago. Although a bit chalky, they're still quite tasty. They are strung on some elasticated strings, so they will fit most sizes. In our case they were stretched over clothes!

      They certainly got a laugh and were a great bit of fun for the night, without causing any upset. I was later told that sitting down and bending over wasn't too comfortable, and they certainly looked like they hugged everything quite well! However, the best man said it was something he was willing to put up with, considering the attention the ladies were giving him!

      I've just bought the candy garter for a hen night I'm off to! I would recommend these to everyone who would like a laugh!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      8 out of 10
      Flavour:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Great fun, without being too offensive. Perfect for our stag!
      Cons
      The elastic can ping towards a rather sensitive area if you're not careful!
      Bottom line
      Brilliant fun for a night out or night in. Fantastic value for money!
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    1. Scrotumdelicious

      Reviewed: 09 May 2006 by resinteraliosacta

      Mmmmmm -- so hot, so sweet. Melts really quickly in the Arizona sun, so watch out, you Arizona posing boys.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Flavour:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      It's very snug and tight -- like my package.
      Cons
      It's very snug and tight -- like my package.
      Bottom line
      Put on that purty little posing pouch and pounce on that pussy cat, Mack!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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