Pussy Pleasure Pillow Masturbator

OK: it's ugly, stupid-looking and not even vaguely erotic. It's too big to get in the sink, so it's hard to wash. It's not noduled or ribbed. It doesn't grip. It doesn't vibrate. It doesn't really do a hell of a lot.

The strange thing is, though, it works. I guess that's what you want. It's relatively discreet, after a rinse it's easy enough to dry and there's no mess. The best bit is, although it's not got all the fancy stuff the fleshlights have, it's not a hand masturbator. No matter how good those other toys are, you still know it's your hand.

You can take it out of the drawer first thing in the morning or last thing at night; a bit of lube and off you go. You don't even have to blow it up or worry about it bursting like a doll, because you can be on top and in control. It's the same sensation for a lot less money and a lot less hassle.

It's an amusing gift and it's a fun sex toy, but I do think it's overpriced.

It's very uncomforable to use. And didn't feel real either.