1. Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit

      Average customer review 4.5 out of 5 stars7 reviews

      Explore uninhibited erotic massage or lubed-up wrestling with your lover without getting oil on the sheets with this versatile massage kit. Included is bottle of dilutable massage lube and an inflatable mat with raised sides to contain the slippery fun.

      £39.99

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      1. Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit

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    1. Product Description

      Explore uninhibited erotic massage or lubed-up wrestling with your lover without getting oil on the sheets with this versatile massage kit. Included is bottle of dilutable massage lube and an inflatable mat with raised sides to contain the slippery fun.

      Enjoy the sexually-charged sensations of skin against skin, gliding without inhibition with this versatile play kit. Sex is more satisfying when it's wet and this massage set allows you to get messy with the promise of a quick clean up.

      Unlike massage oils, the included massage lotion is water-based, easy-to-clean, suitable for your most intimate areas and scent free.

      The highly concentrated solution is diluted with water with an 80ml bottle making up to 5 litres of massage lotion. For best results, mix the massage lotion as required to prevent waste and wave goodbye to the mess oils make.

      The included mat features inflatable sides to prevent any of the massage liquid dripping off and ensuring your soft furnishes stay clean and dry during play.

      Large enough to cover a kingsize bed, the mat measures 160cm wide x 200cm tall.

      Presented in a beautiful gift bag.

      Massage lube ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Sodium, Polyacrylate, Oxidized Polyethylene, Propylene Glycol, Chlorheidine, Ethylparaben

      Key Features:

      • Bedroom massage kit to take your slippery play to new heights
      • Includes an inflatable king-sized play mat with raised edge and concentrated massage oil solution
      • Dilute the 80ml bottle of massage lotion to make a whopping 5 litres of slippery lube
      • Raised sides mean you can get as wet as you like while keeping the mess contained
      • Mat measures 160cm x 200cm once inflated

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    1. Customer Reviews

      Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit 7 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.5 out of 5

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      1. Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit
      2. Touché Body Slide Erotic Massage Kit

        £39.99

    1. Perfect for watersports or gushers

      Reviewed: 05 December 2016 by whereonceshewas

      I recently ordered the Body Slide as I was making such a mess with my gushing/squirting during play and towels weren't up to the job of keeping things dry!

      My order was delivered promptly and as always in discreet packaging. The Body Slide itself came in a lovely gift box with ribbon handle which made it feel that little bit more expensive. The quality of the mat is good and seems to be standing up to regular use. We are careful though not to use shape objects near it. The mat we received was plain black with no central logo as shown, which I actually prefer.

      The overall size of the mat is the same size as a king size mattress, so you will either need plenty of free floor space or it does sit on top of a mattress quite well. I highly recommend you have a pump of some kind to inflate the sides as doing it by lung power would take some doing! We don't tend to fully deflate it after use (just let a bit of air out so we can fold it in half for ease of moving) and keep it stored in the spare room.

      If you are a heavy gusher you will find the inflatable sides invaluable for keeping things from flowing off the edge of the sheet!

      The kit does come with a bottle of concentrated massage oil that you can dilute in a bucket of water for those who like sploshing. We did a little test with the oil following the instructions by diluting in a jug of water but it just felt like water still. We weren't that worried, though, as we didn't purchase the kit for massages.

      Overall this mat is one of the best purchase I've made as it's kept the bedroom carpet/mattress dry ever since we started using it. We do pop a towel down on the floor for me to step onto after play. If you like getting wet while playing then this is certainly a good purchase.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Keeps me wet while the mattress/floor stays dry.
      Cons
      Difficult to inflate without a pump.
      Bottom line
      Perfect for watersports or messy play.
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    1. Perfect for those Wet and Wild Times

      Reviewed: 05 April 2016 by SubmissiveRubber, a Straight Engaged Male

      We purchased this item a couple of years ago, so I think it's been used enough to warrant this review.

      The quality is top and keeps everything outside of it dry, which is the number one idea.

      Obviously you do need to be careful if using sharp objects nearby. Still working as intended, and I'm sure it will for years to come.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Does exactly what you want.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Perfect to keep surroundings dry.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Perfect for watersports and sploshing

      Reviewed: 02 April 2016 by Belisha B

      I was immediately impressed with this product as it comes in a beautiful satchel-shaped carry case/storage box with a ribbon handle. I'd purchased it for watersports, rather than a PVC bedsheet, because having had some experience I knew the raised sides would be invaluable - with a fitted or flat sheet, mess can run off.

      So if you plan to make enough of a mess to not just need to protect underneath you, this is the way to go! I agree with another reviewer that it is difficult to inflate with lungpower. However, even uninflated, if you just tape the raised sides around a wall or a bed etc., it will work to contain mess.

      I did get it back in the box again after use, but I didn't inflate it, so perhaps that is why another reviewer had trouble storing it back in - some air may have remained inside. The final bonus to this product is that to my relief, it is large enough for adults to lie down in!

      Unlike the paddling pool that I bought for sploshing/wrestling, this one covers a king-size bed in surface area. It comes with a little bottle of highly diluted lube as well. Very content with this worthwhile purchase!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10 stars
      Pros
      Gorgeous packaging; durable construction; king size.
      Cons
      Difficult to inflate.
      Bottom line
      Essential gear for watersports, sploshing, and oil wrestling aficionados!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes