1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

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      Free from glycerin and parabens, Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

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    1. Product Description

      Free from glycerin and parabens, Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

      "Your ass is a glorious colour," he says approvingly, and he tenderly massages the cooling lotion into my pink behind. - Christian Grey

      Infused with almond oil, arnica and cocoa butter, this sensual spanking cream nourishes the skin and soothes any soreness, leaving your bottom regenerated, smooth and beautiful.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sensual Care Collection approved by author E L James.

      Ingredients (96% natural):Deionised Water (Aqua), Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil (Sunflower Oil), Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Cocos Nucifera Oil (Coconut Refined Oil), Cetearyl Alcohol, PEG-100 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter (Cocobutter), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil (Almond Sweet Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil (Jojoba Oil), Arnica Montana Tincture, (Arnica Tincture (1:10)), Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract (Calendula extract (1:1)), Parfum, Chondrus Crispus Extract (Carageenan), Potassium Sorbate, Benzyl Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Tocopherol (Vitamin E Natural), Bisabolol, Butylphenyl methylpropional, Limonene, Alpha iso methyl ionone, Linalool, Coumarin, Evernia Prunastri (oakmoss), Citral

    1. What it does

      • Pharmacy drug type: Cream
      • How fast does it work?: Fast acting
      • What's it for?: Massage

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      After indulging in the sensual pleasures of spanking, apply Soothe Me to your pink bottom to calm and moisturise your skin. Infused with Christian’s signature scent of bergamot, sandalwood and musk, it’s a wonderfully luxurious treat for any lover of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.

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    Customer Reviews

    Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml 8 out of 10 8 out of 10 (6 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Put out the fire

      Reviewed: 09 November 2013 by Kohitsuji, a Straight Married Female

      The After Spanking Cream is in a small, beautifully designed container. It works magically after a good spanking session by cooling the fiery sensation on your bum when your lover rubs it on.

      My first time using it was after I had a wonderful spanking session from my husband with LH's Tease Me Heart Riding Crop. You could smell the Christian Grey signature scent and it did put out the fire on my bum.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The design, C.G.'s signature scent, and the cooling sensation.
      Cons
      N/A.
      Bottom line
      If you're planning a spanking session, this is a must have for the aftermath.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Soothing after the sting

      Reviewed: 28 May 2013 by JustThe2OfUs, a Straight Going Steady Female

      I am a bit of a wimp, so when it comes to spanking I'm a bit of a 'oohh not to hard' but this cream makes it a little easier.

      It smells delicious, and it's nice to have it massaged in after a cheeky spanking session.

      It has helped us to experiment more with this side of things.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      9 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The smell! Yum.
      Cons
      New to the whole spanking idea.
      Bottom line
      A nice little soothing treat!
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Soothing

      Reviewed: 31 May 2013 by saucey21, a Straight Married Female

      Well after my hubby gave me my first spanking the other night, it was as ideal opportunity to use the after spanking cream.

      To start with it really was soothing, cool on my red hot bum. It absorbed really easily and wasn't greasy or sticky. The colour is nice, a delicate pink and a really nice silky smooth texture. You don't need to use a lot.

      Overall if I got spanked again I would definitely use it again.

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      8 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Texture and colour.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Soothing and cooling.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes