1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

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      Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

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    1. Product Description

      Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

      "Your ass is a glorious colour," he says approvingly, and he tenderly massages the cooling lotion into my pink behind. - Christian Grey

      Infused with almond oil, arnica and cocoa butter, this sensual spanking cream nourishes the skin and soothes any soreness, leaving your bottom regenerated, smooth and beautiful.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sensual Care Collection approved by author E L James.

      Ingredients (96% natural):Deionised Water (Aqua), Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil (Sunflower Oil), Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Cocos Nucifera Oil (Coconut Refined Oil), Cetearyl Alcohol, PEG-100 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter (Cocobutter), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil (Almond Sweet Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil (Jojoba Oil), Arnica Montana Tincture, (Arnica Tincture (1:10)), Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract (Calendula extract (1:1)), Parfum, Chondrus Crispus Extract (Carageenan), Potassium Sorbate, Benzyl Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Tocopherol (Vitamin E Natural), Bisabolol, Butylphenyl methylpropional, Limonene, Alpha iso methyl ionone, Linalool, Coumarin, Evernia Prunastri (oakmoss), Citral

    1. What it does

      • Pharmacy drug type: Cream
      • How fast does it work?: Fast acting
      • What's it for?: Massage

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      After indulging in the sensual pleasures of spanking, apply Soothe Me to your pink bottom to calm and moisturise your skin. Infused with Christian’s signature scent of bergamot, sandalwood and musk, it’s a wonderfully luxurious treat for any lover of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.

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    Customer Reviews

    Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (15 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Soothing touch after a spanking

      Reviewed: 10 August 2014 by BustyKate

      This cream comes in a nice box, which looks quite sophisticated and elegant.

      This product is ideal for people who are new to spanking, or for the more experienced. It helped to reduce any nervousness first time as I was looking forward to having this lovely cream applied.

      It has a lovely scent, which is a sexy, but calming aroma. This, when applied after a good spanking, leaves a soft smooth silky feel to the skin just as it says.

      If you are a FSOG fan then this is essential.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Gorgeous smell.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Lovely, soothing, scented cream.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Soothe Me Sensually

      Reviewed: 05 August 2014 by Jazzam, a Straight Engaged Female

      As to be expected with the FSOG range, the item arrived in a traditional black and silver box, and the jar inside mimics this perfectly.

      Upon first impression it is simple, elegant and striking. However, as I am writing my review late it is disappointing to say that the mirrored silver plastic on the lid is easily scratched with time and so it feels slightly less elegant after a few times going in and out of the bedroom drawers.

      Opening the jar, you are immediately greeted with a subtle, fresh but woody fragrance. It's not necessarily my favourite scent, but it is something that makes me think of returning to a clean, just-decorated home filled with the passions of a new couple eager to push each other to their limits and love and nurture them back to comfort again - which is exactly what you can achieve with this cream!

      It should be noted that my partner is not yet wholly comfortable with my insatiable desire for punishment. This cream has been a godsend for us, as it gives him the much needed confidence to push a little further, and fulfils his desire to care for me.

      So after a good session of teasing and spanking my bottom was delightfully reddened and warmed all over, gently my partner applied this cream and massaged it gradually deeper into my pink flesh.

      It spreads well, not leaving any sticky residue, but it is also luxuriously thick and smooth so the cooling effects of the cream linger longer as it gradually absorbs into the skin before leaving it feeling hydrated and soft. The redness and heat evaporated in mere sensual moments.

      Just the sensuality alone that this item brings to your couples play makes me say it is worth every penny. Yes, perhaps you could use a standard body moisturiser to similar effect, but you will be hard pushed to find one that is both Glycerin and Paraben-free and contains so many wonderful ingredients.

      Boasting a whopping 96% natural ingredients, just some of which include: Vitamin E, Jojoba Oil, Cocoa Butter, Calendula Oil and Arnica (renowned for its soothing, bruise healing properties). This cream really does have it all covered! Plus, a little goes a very long way.

      It certainly makes a welcome treat!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The soothing texture, soft, gentle and very cooling.
      Cons
      The mirrored plastic packaging, and to some degree the scent - but that's just me!
      Bottom line
      Perfect for couples who enjoy nothing more than spending time on their partner!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Spank me some more please

      Reviewed: 28 July 2014 by FillMeUpButtercup, a Straight Single Female

      Yum! Can I have a perfume that smells like this cream?

      My spanking cream arrived in LH's usual plain packaging, but the content was anything but plain! The little box the cream comes in is a classy black/grey as I've come to expect from the Fifty Shades range. The container itself put me off a bit at first though. A cheap-looking plastic jar with a cheap-looking silver lid. But don't judge a book by it's cover. Don't let first impressions fool you - this stuff is amazing.

      It's a white cream colour, almost like a thick sunscreen, but it rubs in so easily that I'm not worried about sticky clothes, which can sometimes be an issue with creams and lotions. And I'm just going to say it again, it smells just so amazingly delicious. I've been rubbing tiny bits on the back of my hands for days just, so I can sneak a whiff throughout the day. On a side note, my hands have never been softer!

      As for actual use, this stuff is so good. It cools, it soothes and it's so light. The best feeling is when I rub some of the cream in and lie in front of my fan, feeling the breeze on my sore parts.

      I would absolutely recommend this to friends, even those who aren't into spanking, simply because it's such a nice cream and because it smells so, so good.

      If this is what Christian smells like, I can't blame Ana for never wanting to leave his side!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The smell and how soft it makes my skin.
      Cons
      Absolutely nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great, great, great!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes