1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

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      Free from glycerin and parabens, Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

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      1. Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml

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    1. Product Description

      Free from glycerin and parabens, Soothe Me moisturises the skin and boasts the luxurious aroma of sandalwood, bergamot and musk, Christian's signature scent. Spread liberally over spanked bottoms after play to enjoy its soothing, softening benefits.

      "Your ass is a glorious colour," he says approvingly, and he tenderly massages the cooling lotion into my pink behind. - Christian Grey

      Infused with almond oil, arnica and cocoa butter, this sensual spanking cream nourishes the skin and soothes any soreness, leaving your bottom regenerated, smooth and beautiful.

      Part of the Fifty Shades of Grey Official Sensual Care Collection approved by author E L James.

      Ingredients (96% natural):Deionised Water (Aqua), Helianthus Annuus Seed Oil (Sunflower Oil), Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Cocos Nucifera Oil (Coconut Refined Oil), Cetearyl Alcohol, PEG-100 Stearate, Glyceryl Stearate, Theobroma Cacao Seed Butter (Cocobutter), Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis Oil (Almond Sweet Oil), Simmondsia Chinensis Seed Oil (Jojoba Oil), Arnica Montana Tincture, (Arnica Tincture (1:10)), Calendula Officinalis Flower Extract (Calendula extract (1:1)), Parfum, Chondrus Crispus Extract (Carageenan), Potassium Sorbate, Benzyl Alcohol, Phenoxyethanol, Tocopherol (Vitamin E Natural), Bisabolol, Butylphenyl methylpropional, Limonene, Alpha iso methyl ionone, Linalool, Coumarin, Evernia Prunastri (oakmoss), Citral

    1. What it does

      • Pharmacy drug type: Cream
      • How fast does it work?: Fast acting
      • What's it for?: Massage

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      After indulging in the sensual pleasures of spanking, apply Soothe Me to your pink bottom to calm and moisturise your skin. Infused with Christian’s signature scent of bergamot, sandalwood and musk, it’s a wonderfully luxurious treat for any lover of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.

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      Introducing the Fifty Shades of Grey The Official Pleasure Collection TV Commercial. Approved by E L James, Lovehoney has worked closely with the author of the trilogy to create a sophisticated collection of pleasure products that offer you the exciting and highly-desirable Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele experience.

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    Customer Reviews

    Fifty Shades of Grey Soothe Me After Spanking Cream 50ml 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (11 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Spank me some more please

      Reviewed: 28 July 2014 by FillMeUpButtercup, a Straight Single Female

      Yum! Can I have a perfume that smells like this cream?

      My spanking cream arrived in LH's usual plain packaging, but the content was anything but plain! The little box the cream comes in is a classy black/grey as I've come to expect from the Fifty Shades range. The container itself put me off a bit at first though. A cheap-looking plastic jar with a cheap-looking silver lid. But don't judge a book by it's cover. Don't let first impressions fool you - this stuff is amazing.

      It's a white cream colour, almost like a thick sunscreen, but it rubs in so easily that I'm not worried about sticky clothes, which can sometimes be an issue with creams and lotions. And I'm just going to say it again, it smells just so amazingly delicious. I've been rubbing tiny bits on the back of my hands for days just, so I can sneak a whiff throughout the day. On a side note, my hands have never been softer!

      As for actual use, this stuff is so good. It cools, it soothes and it's so light. The best feeling is when I rub some of the cream in and lie in front of my fan, feeling the breeze on my sore parts.

      I would absolutely recommend this to friends, even those who aren't into spanking, simply because it's such a nice cream and because it smells so, so good.

      If this is what Christian smells like, I can't blame Ana for never wanting to leave his side!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The smell and how soft it makes my skin.
      Cons
      Absolutely nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great, great, great!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Senses overload

      Reviewed: 27 July 2014 by MissNoir, a Straight Going Steady Female

      As always with LH, the parcel came quickly and in discreet packaging, so no one would know what treat I had in store for myself. I adore the FSOG packaging. Yet again, it was presented in a sleek box with a quote from the book that left me smiling in delight.

      The cream itself, well, it's heavenly! The scent is addictive, exactly what I imagined Mr. Grey would smell like. It's warm, seductive and very, very enticing. After a hard spank session, the cream did exactly what it promised - it made my skin silky soft, cool and relaxed. You'd never think what I'd just received after applying the cream.

      Yet another scene from FSOG that I was dying to play out has been fulfilled! I will be purchasing this cream the second I run out as I cannot live without that scent any more.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      5 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      9 out of 10
      Pros
      The scent, the scent and the scent!
      Cons
      The small size, it needs to be a little bigger for your money's worth.
      Bottom line
      Soothes my senses, inside and out.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Yummy in more ways than one

      Reviewed: 26 July 2014 by IrishRose, a Straight Single Female

      I was really excited to receive this cream as a tester. Thank you, Lovehoney.

      First of all, it has to be said that Lovehoney send out all of your order in plain discreet packing, so no one is any the wiser as to what you have got.

      The cream is a part of the official Fifty Shades of Grey collection. All of the collection is inspired by the trilogy and it is the only brand that has been approved by E.L. James.

      I was surprised at the packing of the cream. It is stunningly simple and classy that screams high-end. The design that has gone into every detail is incredible. The box is a black grey. If not for Fifty Shades of Grey written across the front I would have easily have mistaken the cream as a pot of normal moisturiser.

      Given the packing, I had very high expectations of the cream within the pot. Opening it, a sweet yet dark mysterious smell hit my senses. I could not quite put my fingers on what the scent was exactly but it smells divine. The cream brought my sense of smell into play, awaking more sensations.

      After a rather fun session of a bit of bondage where a few marks were left, I applied the cream liberally on the skin. he smell became apparent and invited me to give a sensual massage with the cream in all the sore spots. The cream “raising the ordinary to extraordinary" by bringing closeness by the act of you or your lover rubbing the cream on.

      The cream does cool down a bit, and the ingredients in the cream moisturises the skin. It left the skin soft and smooth. But for me the best feature was the smell and cooling effect. I could still smell the cream on the skin even after a few hours.

      I believe that this cream will help anyone who has a lower pain tolerance or for anyone who wants to be able to sit after some hitty fun. If you are nervous about trying bondage for the fear of being hurt after, this cream will take the sting out of it for you.

      This cream is great value for the price and I will purchase again after my pot runs out. I love this spanking cream.

      Experiment more with bondage without the red soreness and with an amazing smell that is signature Christian Grey.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Him:
      10 out of 10
      Did it Work for Her:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The cooling effect and smell.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Love the entire thing, form the box to the smell.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes