Lapdance Plus Size Fence Net Sexy Mini Dress

Avoid if you're a larger lady

Reviewed: 23 Aug 2012 by MsMurdertits, an Engaged Bisexual Female

I got this for free to test and review.

It arrived this morning (with a hand written label on the envelope instead of printed which was unusual for LH).

The packaging (box) is reasonable, fairly plain with large pictures of a model wearing the dress. Not quite classy but not cringe-inducing either.

The 'dress' (if you can call it that) was coiled up in its own little plastic bag within the box. First impressions were pretty poor and unfortunately, they were also correct.

The dress is advertised as 'plus size' for sizes 18 to 20. I'm a size 16/18 and very tall so figured it would stretch to fit me perfectly. Alas, it did not! I'd say a size 14 lady would be lucky to get it to fit nicely!

The 'not fishnet' bits over boobs and bottom feel like cheap but thick tights which was very difficult to stretch over my body, and then the actual fishnet bit over the middle had absolutely NO give to it at all (very weird for that sort of material).

These factors made getting into the bloody thing extremely difficult but once on it didn't look TOO bad... but not as flattering as I was expecting. The straps initially confused me as it looks like there are four of them but they're supposed to tie together on the shoulders and be adjustable... but when worn like this they looked a little silly due to the poor quality of the material.

And if that wasn't enough, before taking it off, I noticed there was a huge ladder down the back of the skirt bit. Rubbish!