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    1. Product Description

      Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!

      The Chocolate Willy is 4 inches in length and chocolate all the way through (ie. it's not hollow!).

      Ingredients: Milk Chocolate, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Mass, Whey Powder, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Vanilin. Cocoa solids 32% minimum. Milk solids 14% minimum.

      Please Note: This product contains milk and soya and has been produced in a factory that handles wheat, nuts, peanuts and eggs.

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    Chocolate Willy 10 out of 10 7 out of 10 (8 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. I have never enjoyed eating cock so much

      Reviewed: 10 Jun 2011 by Avrielle_Aniko, a Going Steady Bisexual Female

      Ahh. Chocolate and penis combined as one? What more could a girl possibly want?

      I have bought 2 of these already as they are just so much fun. Don't think I have enjoyed eating chocolate so much! It is solid milk chocolate, not hollow, so it takes a bit of time to eat it! It's difficult to bite a piece off as it is so solid, so I sit and nibble, lick, suck and scrape at the chocolate willy! I can't eat it all in one sitting. Seems to take quite a bit of energy to munch my way down the shaft!

      My partner thinks it is hilarious, but I think he is secretly turned on when he watches me eat it in front of him!

      I quite like the chocolate too. It's not Dairy Milk, or Galaxy, but I enjoy it!

      The only flaw is that it could do with something on the base to hold on to it and stop it melting in your hand while eating it. Even having it wrapped in tin foil might be better.

      But this is a fab novelty gift. Even the stiffest upper lip will not be able to resist giving this a sexy suckle!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Flavour:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything!
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Fab novelty gift! Lick, suck and nibble your way (sinfully) to ecstasy!
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    1. Provocative and tasty

      Reviewed: 27 May 2007 by classy_kerry

      This is a milk chocolate penis!

      It's really tasty and not the usual sickly cheap chocolate. It tastes like an expensive luxurious chocolate and doesn't melt too quickly.

      I used it to provoke my fella. He sat there watching me run my tongue around the tip and down the length, stopping for the odd suck or slurp. By the time I had 'eaten' it my boyfriend was hard and begging to give me a replacement.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Flavour:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      It's an amazing sex tool!
      Cons
      There is no way you can eat it with a man around
      Bottom line
      If you want a sexy night in with out having to beg, just have a suck on one of these in front of your man! he will melt quicker than the chocolate
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

    1. Chocolate fun

      Reviewed: 14 Sep 2009 by kryptonite, a Going Steady Straight Female

      I love chocolate, and I'm pretty keen on willies too, so when I saw this I just had to have it.

      It's such a good way to tease a man and give him a sneak peek at what's in store later... my other half loved it!

      The actual chocolate isn't the best but it's not disgusting cheap chocolate either, and it still tastes delicious when you eventually get down to eating it!

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      8 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Flavour:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Great tease!
      Cons
      It's not the highest quality chocolate.
      Bottom line
      Fantastic way to tease him.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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