Marc Dorcel Secret Vibe Remote Control Egg

Perfect Discreet Little Pleaser

Reviewed: 29 Sep 2012 by kinkykirsty91, a Going Steady Straight Female

I cannot think of a better way to be secretly pleased by my partner. I insert this in the morning using a Durex lube, and hand him the remote to do with it as he pleases. It slides in nicely anyway because of the soft material. It's a brilliant way of allowing him to build up your libido all day before a night full of sex, and it doesn't look too intimidating if this is the first egg you have used. We have also used it around the home and in the bath and shower due to it being waterproof.

I really liked the way he was in control of when to stop and start it, and the power level it gave out. Being helpless to my lovers decisions is what turned me on the most. He was able to do what he liked to me when I least expected it.

The only negative (which is not a huge problem) is the size of the remote. I suppose it couldn't be any smaller, but I think it was difficult to get it out in public without it being unnoticed. Other than that, I cannot stress enough how fun it is to be out in public with your partner and be pleasured; your own dirty little secret.

Wireless Wonder

Reviewed: 22 May 2013 by Hazy, a Single Straight Female

I had never tried a remote control vibrator before, so naturally I was quite excited when this little beauty arrived at my door. I opened the box to find the toy. It is packaged in reasonably simple box that contains and image of the toy and erotic photos on the outside.

Inside the box there are the toy, the remote and some batteries. I popped the batteries into the toy, gave it a clean and switched it on. The remote is small and can be easily slipped into a pocket. It has an on/off function and an up/down button to control the speeds so it was handy to turn off when I was finished with it. It is made from a smooth, pink, hard plastic and is nice to touch. It can fit in the palm of my hand but is considerably larger than a bullet.

As expected the remote controls the love egg, so I had a quick flick through of the settings. There are three speeds and a number of different pulses. The screen on the remote displays what pattern is being used, but to be honest I couldn’t work out how they correlated. I could however clearly hear which one was in use when I was scrolling through the patterns as the toy isn’t the quietest. As far as the range of the remote goes, I was able to control it from the other side of my (small) bedroom, but I didn't have the chance to take it any further.

When I gave the toy a go, I started with the slowest speed. Considering the noise it makes I was expecting it to be more powerful. I was a little disappointed but I scrolled through in hope of finding something more stimulating. The vibrations are light and tingly but all of the speeds and patterns were a little weak for me. Whilst they were good enough to warm up with, they couldn’t bring me anywhere near to orgasm.

I cleaned the toy up with soap and water and left them to dry. I have no idea how, because the case was screwed on tightly, some water made its way into the battery compartment and stopped the toy from working. I managed to dry it out and get it working again, ensuring the top was screwed on really tightly this time, but the same thing happened again. Again I managed to get it working but I fear for the toy in the long run as the quality of the toy is just not there.

The toy hits on the start of the luxury toy price bracket, but I wouldn’t say that it has any special features that make it luxurious. Honestly I think it is overpriced. For couples, perhaps this toy would be fun for foreplay but for anybody wants power this toy is probably not for you.

Some secretive fun

Reviewed: 13 Dec 2012 by Lurve-a-Lurve-a

We bought this to have some fun either around the house when friends were around or outside with strangers. You know, a little bit of fun secretly, a turn-on before getting home or to the bedroom.

To look at it seems quite large, but slipped in no problems whatsoever. And it was comfortable to wear and did not feel as if it was going to slip out.

Very powerful vibrations when on max power and the different settings meant that you did not get used to the same vibration speed all the time.

Big downside was that it is also able to be heard when switched on in a quieter environment, despite being inside. Also the range of the control was nowhere near what the blurb said. We were less than 20 ft apart and the bullet was not responding to controller.

Overall expensive for what it is and did not have the potential for orgasm with it. Fun toy, but not as sexy as we had hoped for.