1. Fat Man Mega Dong Dildo

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      Phew! If you like a challenge, then the aptly named Mega Dong Dildo will certainly satisfy - a PVC schlong whose mighty girth is worth every pink inch. Don't forget the lube - this is one sex toy you shouldn't take lightly!

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      1. Fat Man Mega Dong Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Phew! If you like a challenge, then the aptly named Mega Dong Dildo will certainly satisfy - a PVC schlong whose mighty girth is worth every pink inch. Don't forget the lube - this is one sex toy you shouldn't take lightly!

      When not in use, stand on the mantelpiece for the perfect conversation starter...

      Don't forget the lube! (We really can't stress that enough.)

    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 8 inches
      • Insertable Length: 6.5 inches
      • Circumference: 10 inches
      • Base type: Flat
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Skin Safe Rubber
      • Flexibility: Firm
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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    Fat Man Mega Dong Dildo 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (9 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Ready or not

      Reviewed: 22 March 2013 by Analized., a Bisexual Single Male

      I was really afraid to spend this much money on one toy, but I risked it anyway. I was really excited about receiving it. Though it's not my fattest toy, it would become my fattest dildo.

      I was stunned when I saw this out of the box. The sheer weight is incredible. I really topped up on loads of lube, and slowly slid this in my butt. The more that went in, the more I wanted it. The pleasure this thing gives me is absolutely incredible.

      I highly recommend this dildo to guys or girls.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing, really.
      Bottom line
      The best £40.99 ever spent.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Wow - biggest I have had

      Reviewed: 20 January 2012 by lovecock, a Straight Married Female

      I was very pleased when I opened my box of goodies. I so wanted to use it right away but I waited on OH to get home.

      We had sex first, then I used a 9" dildo before lubing it up and pushing it inside me.

      I am very tight down there and only managed to take half after using it for a little while. My OH loved it and enjoyed watching me stretching myself for him.

      I hope with using it more that I can take it all!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      8 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      7 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      I liked how big it is and how thick it is.
      Cons
      It gets heavy in your hand after a while.
      Bottom line
      If you want to feel full, buy it.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Mega Dong Ding Dong

      Reviewed: 16 July 2010 by Lovepussy, a Straight Married Female

      Woo, thought this would be impossible, but plenty of lube and ding dong, what pleasure and plain all rolled into one.

      If you’re bored with your normal dildo this is a must, not for everyday use but great as a special occasion. Want stretching then this is the boy for you. Does not have suction but sticks to my stool very well.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The size – great girth but not too long – ideal penetration size.
      Cons
      Nothing, it's great. Don't know why I didn't try it sooner.
      Bottom line
      Pleasure and pain all rolled into one. Results in fantastic multiple orgasms.
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