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    1. Penis Pasta 250g

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      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

        

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      1. Penis Pasta 250g

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    1. Product Description

      100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

      Ingredients: Durum Wheat, Semolina.

      Please Note: This product contains wheat.

    1. Essential info

      • Veggie suitable: Yes

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    Penis Pasta 250g 10 out of 10 9 out of 10 (7 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Such a good present

      Reviewed: 26 Mar 2013 by sarah1992, a Going Steady Bisexual Female

      I got this for my best friend for her birthday and she loved it haha!

      She had it on display in her room for a while but one day we decided to make it and used the recipe on the box for meatballs and it was delicious!

      Some of the pasta broke during cooking but 90 per cent kept their shape!

      Would be amazing for a sexy candlelit meal!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      9 out of 10
      Flavour:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Does what it says on the tin! Also good recipe for meatballs on the box!
      Cons
      Bit pricey compared to normal pasta but it is penis shaped!
      Bottom line
      Love it, brilliant present!
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    1. Penis Pasta great novelty gift

      Reviewed: 20 Nov 2010 by dotdashdot, a Going Steady Straight Female

      I just got this as a little present to make my friend laugh... which it did!

      You actually do get a fair amount in the box, which I wasn't expecting, and the pasta is yummy.

      It's funny, the design of the box actually looks quite professional despite having penis pasta written across the front!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Flavour:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Yummy, funny.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Good for a laugh.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

    1. Priceless

      Reviewed: 29 Dec 2012 by Dilillili, a Going Steady Straight Female

      I got this as a birthday present for my mum. The reaction I got when she opened it was priceless!

      When we finally got round to eating it (all with much gusto save my sister who was bright red for the duration of the meal) it tasted not exceptionally great but not bad at all and proved a great conversation starter.

      I'd recommend as a gag or hen gift, worth it just for the reaction!

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      5 out of 10
      Flavour:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The reaction, the pasta, what's not to like?
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Good value as a great gag gift!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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