1. Limpy Soft Packer Large

      Average customer review: Average customer review 9 out of 10 (9 reviews) Add your review

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

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      1. Limpy Soft Packer Large

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    1. Product Description

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

      Also known as a packer or silly willy, the Limpy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration. Use it to pad out your package - or display it as a stunt cock instead of revealing your own.

      Key Features:

      • Large, realistic limp penis with balls
      • Soft, squashy and unsuitable for penetration
      • Perfect for increasing the size of your package
      • Ideal for hen and stag parties as a novelty penis
      • Skin safe
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 8 inches
      • Circumference: 4.25 inches
      • Base type: Flat
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      A fabulous limp dick that you can place in your trousers to give you the appearance of a fuller, thicker and more satisfying package. Use it to enhance or create your manhood, or even as a novelty gift to dance, fondle and play with.

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    Customer Reviews

    Limpy Soft Packer Large 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (9 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. A lot to handle

      Reviewed: 24 April 2014 by Heatherxo, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      Amazing fun to just squeeze and grab. The realistic feel is amazing and can start off foreplay with your partner easily.

      My partner loves to wear it around the house and whenever the mood takes us, leading up to sex.

      The size is good and feels comfortable. This is by far the closest toy to the real thing I've ever had.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
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      10 out of 10
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      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
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      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      The size, squishy, stretchy, very flexible.
      Cons
      Smell at first.
      Bottom line
      Worth it!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Limpy Packer Large

      Reviewed: 31 January 2014 by italianlover

      The ladies look at my new bulge, even the ones that are older enough to my grandmother. I love the feeling when they just stop talking and gasp.

      I now know how John Falcon feels, lucky man. I just wish it was my real one.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
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      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
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      10 out of 10
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      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      The feeling of it against my leg, better than your own.
      Cons
      Didn't smell like others did.
      Bottom line
      Great but you wish yours is just as big.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Gave me the giggles

      Reviewed: 04 May 2011 by willow_m_w, a Bisexual Going Steady Female

      Remember in secondary school when you first had sex education classes and giggled every time the teacher said 'penis', 'vagina' or 'nipples'? That's how much I giggled when I opened the package and this just flopped out!

      It really is totally floppy, like a naughty version of Flubber. I squeeze and pull it as a stress toy, it's the best use for it, God knows how I'd ever be able to use it as an actual sex toy.

      It's great for a laugh, I can't imagine ever being stressed or mad if I whip this out and have a quick fondle!

      Buy one!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      How squishy and stretchy it is.
      Cons
      It felt a little oily when I first handled it.
      Bottom line
      An absolute must if you want to have a laugh.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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