1. Limpy Packer Large

      Average customer review: Average customer review 9 out of 10 (7 reviews) Add your review

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

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      1. Limpy Packer Large

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    1. Product Description

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

      Super-flexible real-feel Limpy is guaranteed to bring a smile to every girl's face.

      Also known as a packer or silly willy!

      The Limpy is totally, totally floppy. It is not suitable for penetration.

    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 8 inches
      • Circumference: 4.25 inches
      • Base type: Flat
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      A fabulous limp dick that you can place in your trousers to give you the appearance of a fuller, thicker and more satisfying package. Use it to enhance or create your manhood, or even as a novelty gift to dance, fondle and play with.

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    Limpy Packer Large 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 (7 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Limpy Packer Large

      Reviewed: 31 January 2014 by italianlover

      The ladies look at my new bulge, even the ones that are older enough to my grandmother. I love the feeling when they just stop talking and gasp.

      I now know how John Falcon feels, lucky man. I just wish it was my real one.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      The feeling of it against my leg, better than your own.
      Cons
      Didn't smell like others did.
      Bottom line
      Great but you wish yours is just as big.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Gave me the giggles

      Reviewed: 04 May 2011 by willow_m_w, a Gay Single Female

      Remember in secondary school when you first had sex education classes and giggled every time the teacher said 'penis', 'vagina' or 'nipples'? That's how much I giggled when I opened the package and this just flopped out!

      It really is totally floppy, like a naughty version of Flubber. I squeeze and pull it as a stress toy, it's the best use for it, God knows how I'd ever be able to use it as an actual sex toy.

      It's great for a laugh, I can't imagine ever being stressed or mad if I whip this out and have a quick fondle!

      Buy one!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      How squishy and stretchy it is.
      Cons
      It felt a little oily when I first handled it.
      Bottom line
      An absolute must if you want to have a laugh.
    3. 3 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Larger than Life

      Reviewed: 02 August 2010 by MsM.Loki, a Gay Engaged Female

      My goodness. I'm no size queen but this thing took me by surprise. You have a rough idea how big 8 inches is, but you don't quite realise just how big this large packer is!

      I got this to use it as just that, a packer. For fun more than anything. It is definitely great for role playing around the house - but my plans for sneaking it out in my trousers went out the window the second I saw this bad boy. It is very comfortable to wear, the base cups you in all the right places. Even the balls are perfect. All in all I'm very happy. As a gay woman, it's the closest to the real thing i've gotten in a long time!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      8 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      8 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      The realism of it in it's completeness. Feel and look.
      Cons
      Colour could be less pink and more varied skin tones.
      Bottom line
      An amazing accessory for any girl's boxers.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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