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      1. Limpy 7 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Soft and floppy, the 7 inch Limpy sits under your clothes to create an eye-catching bulge to make you the envy of everyone in the room. Created from realistic TPE, the dildo has an authentic head, shaft and balls and flat base for prolonged wear.

      Use Limpy to pad out your package - or display it as a stunt cock instead of revealing your own. Its respectable 7 inch flaccid size won't let you down, and is great for packing.

      Please note: The Limpy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration.

      Key Features:

      • 7 inch soft packing dildo
      • Made from ultra-realistic, soft, temperature-responsive TPE for a lifelike bulge
      • Natural-looking head, shaft and balls for complete realism
      • Soft, flat base for comfortable prolonged wear
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 7 inches
      • Circumference: 4 inches
      • Base type: Flat
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect present for that special person in your life, Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

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    Limpy 7 Inch Soft Packing Dildo 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (11 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Stretch cock -- great fun for stag (and hen) nights

      Reviewed: 10 March 2006 by Lovehoney - Richard, a Straight Going Steady Male

      Out for my mate Andy's stag night in Cardiff, with the usual drunked comedy club and strip club hilarity.

      He was dressed in full fireman's garb, along with a pair of back-less rubber underpants and (best of all) a Pink Limpy hanging out of the front of his trousers.

      Not only does it look unnervingly like a real cock, but this floppy fella has an amazing elasticated property - imagine Stretch Armstrong with a willy and you won't be far off.

      Suffice to say, the girls of Cardiff found it absolutely irresistible, stretching Andy's old chap across the pavement and beyond. Great stuff.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      7 out of 10
      Quietness:
      10 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      1 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      Super-stretchy silly willy
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Perfect addition to any stag or hen night
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