1. Limpy Soft Packer Medium

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      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect present for that special person in your life, Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

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      1. Limpy Soft Packer Medium

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    1. Product Description

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect present for that special person in your life, Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

      Also known as a packer or silly willy, the Limpy is totally floppy and not suitable for penetration. Use it to pad out your package - or display it as a stunt cock instead of revealing your own.

      Key Features:

      • Medium sized, realistic limp penis with balls
      • Soft, squashy and unsuitable for penetration
      • Perfect for increasing the size of your package
      • Ideal for hen and stag parties as a novelty penis
      • Skin safe
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 7 inches
      • Circumference: 4 inches
      • Base type: Flat
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect present for that special person in your life, Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

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    Customer Reviews

    Limpy Soft Packer Medium 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (10 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Everything I've always wanted

      Reviewed: 04 December 2012 by packer_lover, a Gay Going Steady Female

      I got it as I wanted a bulge in my pants.

      I did get the medium as my ego is rather big, and so is this, I'd advise you to get the small!

      I worked out a way to wear it so it doesn't create a semi.

      The actual Mr Limpy itself, is very soft (does need cornflour every time you wear it), isn't okay for sex obviously as it is VERY stretchy.

      But it is very amazing if you've been missing that one thing all your life, and it's also very cheap. I really love this and wear it nearly 24/7.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      9 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Nice, soft and realistic.
      Cons
      It's very stretchy!
      Bottom line
      It's great, really great.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. The most realistic cock ever!

      Reviewed: 16 March 2011 by Mr Pete, a Bisexual Single Male

      This cock is simply gorgeous! It has the most wonderful feel to it and is all squidgy, springy and soft. You can sit it on the edge of a desk or table and the cock will hang over the edge, resting on his balls!

      It's great for practicing oral sex on if you haven't got the real thing available as well. Although it's very floppy, it's still hard enough to have a good play.

      If you are feeling really naughty, pop him in your boxers and let him poke out of your fly-hole! He wiggles about lots and is great fun. Horny as hell too.

      I bought the medium-sized one and actually thought it was the large one! I liked it so much I'm going to order the other two sizes. A must for any cock-obsessed person like me...

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Wonderful feel, very floppy and great to hold in your hands.
      Cons
      An odd smell at first.
      Bottom line
      A very cool cock that is great to hold and play with.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Mr Limpy Oh How I love Thee....

      Reviewed: 20 October 2010 by sexi4u07, a Straight Married Female

      Mr Limpy is a fun new kind of toy. He is great for playing with and also for men to wear in their pants to make them look bigger.

      I purchased him for playing. He is made out of real-feel skin. You can clean him with mild soap and water but will need to apply cornstarch to it to keep it soft and looking like new. I use regular baby powder. He is 7' long and has a circumference of 4”. The good thing about him is he latex-free. He does not though work with a harness, so if you’re looking for a toy to work with your harness this will not work.

      Mr Limpy is very lifelike – you can see the details on the shaft and balls and also the head is very real like. I really enjoyed this toy. I keep it stored in a zip lock bag in a dry dark place.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      4 out of 10
      Pros
      I love this toy he is very real like and very pleasurable.
      Cons
      It did have a mild odor when first opening it.
      Bottom line
      Had fun with Mr Limpy – he is very lifelike.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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