Cara Sutra's review of Lovehoney Lifelike Realistic 6 Inch Dildo

Realistic dildo that's ready whenever and wherever you are...

Reviewed: 25 Jul 2012 by Cara Sutra, a Going Steady Bisexual Female

I’ve been a very bad girl and this review is long overdue, sorry Lovehoney! Time and place for a spanking? Sure, just give me a call.

The own brand lifelike (or realistic) 6 inch dildo with suction cup does what it says on the box. This sex toy is a penis for you to use wherever and whenever you like, giving 6 inches of insertable, fun (without being uncomfortable) length and a nice ‘realistic’ girth with it too.

There is a tendency to think that ‘own brand’ products are in some way lower in quality than similar products from top branded manufacturers. I have never found this to be the case with Lovehoney, although it does unfortunately happen at times from other companies.

Putting customers and good quality products right at the top of the priorities list, you can rely on Lovehoney to provide you with a safe, well made sex toy (or whichever product you choose) regardless of whether it has their name on the box or another brand.

During the transition to purely an online company to recently having products sold in stores (mostly in the US right now), I have noticed a change in the packaging. It is certainly noticeable with this dildo, as it comes nice presented in a shop-ready, full colour box with various side spiel and company branding.

From the moment you remove the dildo from the internal sealed packet and first hold its weight in your hands, you can see that this dildo is actually a penis that is ready for action whenever you are. It is made of skin safe rubber and does not have that awful smell that some toys can have.

I washed mine with warm soapy water as soon as I took it out of the packet, to get rid of any manufacturing residue or chemicals. Can’t be too safe!

Not only is this dildo capable of giving you 6 inches of faux-fleshy action, it has also thoughtfully and somewhat delightfully been blessed during production with several ‘realistic’ veins, which okay may not really stand out as stimulating when you insert the dildo, but they definitely add a je ne sais quoi to the overall experience of riding an actual penis.

The head is sculpted to very closely resemble a real penis with the collar slightly protruding, giving you a ridge to even more intensely pleasure yourself with during use. It’s like either a circumcised penis or one with the foreskin pulled back, all the time! No fiddling, just fucking. Perfection. The tip even has the urethra hole detailing and slight line. I’m very tempted to give mine a name. I’ll call him Fred. Fred the F…rolicker.

Penis isn’t all you get with this little beauty. Oh no. There are firm, detailed testicles too. If you love the slap of those balls against you (either side, depending on which way you choose to ride), you won’t be disappointed. Grinding your clitoris against these firm full balls during playtime without the addition of a painful male soundtrack is a novel and fun experience. I highly recommend.

I like to use mine with a clitoral toy, as I find the internal stimulation from penis penetration alone is not enough for my somewhat insatiable appetite for pleasure. I chose the RO-80mm bullet vibe from Rocks Off which you can easily hold in hand to slip down and run over your clit, feeling those waves of orgasmic pleasure until you ride to climax. It won’t be far away. I can also highly recommend the Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibe as well as the irresistibly textured Pin Ups Glitter Bullet Vibe, both of which have stupendous amounts of power and are thoroughly reliable for a squeal inducing release every time.

However, there is still more! The 6 inch realistic dildo from Lovehoney also features a decently sized suction cup at the bottom, meaning you can go for hands free fun wherever you wish. Well actually, a surface that’s tiled or smooth would be your best bet. It doesn’t work on sheets. It’s amazing the disclaimers you have to add in these days.

As you can see, I love to have mine ready in the shower, at whichever height suits best. Also doubles as a washcloth holder when you’re done. Not many toys you can say that about. It is also fantastic to ride when positioned on the side of the bath, on the closed lid of the loo, or simply on a tiled floor. Yes actually I *have* been a busy and dirty girl.

So there we have it. The realistic 6 inch dildo with suction cup from Lovehoney. Needs no batteries, takes no prisoners. Waterproof (tested, despite the spiel saying it's not?) and up for whatever filth you have in mind.

You know you want one, so why not get one for yourself right now?