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      1. Sexpionage Card Game

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    1. Product Description

      A sexy take on the card game 'Old Maid', this sex game is simple to play and offers a wide array of sexy forfeits for the loser that the winner can choose from. A great sexy game for couples looking to experiment together.

      This couple's sex game features 26 pairs of cards and a single Top Secret card. The objective of the game is to match the pairs and get rid of all of your cards.

      To play:

      - Evenly distribute the cards between the players

      - Take it in turns to take one of the other player's cards

      - Match pairs and place them to one side - you'll need them later

      - The person with the Top Secret card loses

      - The winner then looks at their successful pairs and chooses one of the sexy forfeits for the loser to perform

      Card examples:

      - Watch as your lover masturbate in front of you

      - Handcuff your lover and perform oral sex on them

      - Watch an erotic movie with your lover and then recreate a scene from the movie

      - Make a naughty video with your lover

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    Customer Reviews

    Sexpionage Card Game 10 out of 10 8 out of 10 (8 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Great fun and fumbles

      Reviewed: 02 Feb 2012 by jayandsam

      Made us giggle, sweat and cum all over the place! Also made us do things we would not normally do in the bedroom, as in watch porn and lap dance.

      Fantastic way to leave inhibition.

      Mmm mmm mmm mmm. Can't wait to play again at the hotel we've booked.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Sex, sex and more sex.
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    1. Spices up an evening in

      Reviewed: 14 Jan 2013 by Seasoning, a Going Steady Straight Male

      I first bought these as they were on offer in a 3 for £10 deal and I'm very glad I did.

      The cards look and feel very nice, which is great as it means we can use them time and time again!

      Although the rules the game sets out can be a bit repetitive we soon found a way of making the game go quicker.

      We removed the duplicates of the cards so we only had one of each action, then shuffled them and removed one random card, then performed that action on/with each other. This shift on the rules has made them a must have for us when we can't think of what to do in an evening!

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Makes you try new things.
      Cons
      The original rules could get a bit boring.
      Bottom line
      Some great ideas on the cards and well worth the investment to try new things!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Valentine's fun

      Reviewed: 15 Mar 2012 by Pmpycpl, a Married Straight Male

      Having removed the cards that we didn't have props for, we had a great evening.

      Luckily the game included a few scenarios my partner wouldn't normally do but in the spirit of the game she stuck to the rules.

      A great game that will get used time and time again.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Pros
      Good variety to spice up a playful evening.
      Cons
      Could have been a little more raunchy. Some props were needed.
      Bottom line
      Great to slow foreplay down and push some inhibitions.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Real good fun

      Reviewed: 04 Dec 2012 by CrimsonVixen, a Going Steady Bisexual Female

      I got this on offer and I was happy to see them arriving in the usual discreet Lovehoney fashion and came in a naughty and suggestive pack. The cards themselves are really good quality and have a nice shine to them with really cool cartoon pictures on them. The cards have great suggestions on them that would be great for the more naughty couples but also great for those wanting to try something new :)

      The game itself was a little disappointing, unless you tease each other while playing it lets things get a bit dry while you effectively play snap to see who is going to win and choose the acts they want to do.

      For the price it's up for at the moment I wouldn't pass them up, they are a fun addition and didn't fail to please :)

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Easy to use.
      Cons
      Doesn't build up much suspense.
      Bottom line
      A good laugh in the bedroom.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Fun game

      Reviewed: 11 Jul 2012 by teddy1978, a Going Steady Straight Male

      My other half and I really enjoyed this game.

      Can be played while having a tipple or sober. It's very good at broadening your horizons and pushing things that you both may be too shy or coy to bring up. I definitely enjoyed the masturbation card... But all cards are enjoyable to act out!

      Delivery was fast!

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Pros
      Brought a smile to our faces, explored areas we never thought we would.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Very interesting and enjoyable game!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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