Pipedream Extreme Juicy Fake Vagina Male Masturbator

Great Sensations and lots of them

Reviewed: 27 Mar 2012 by thecauseofmoonlightshadows, a Going Steady Straight Male

I received the product to test for Lovehoney and I have not disappointed with any of the sensations from using this product. It feels amazing. The gentle sliding action as you move it up and down combined with the suction creates some truly unique feelings. I really love using it.

A couple of nice points compared to some strokers that I have had… The material stretches very easily instead of tearing around the opening. The second point is, it does not eat lube. I have had similar things and they consume lube.

My only nags with the product are not related to the product itself. The packaging is awful. I really mean truly awful. It features a girl holding it and claims to be like a wet vagina. In my opinion the finest thing Lovehoney could do is bin every box and send you the product in a brown paper bag. It would be more appealing. Colour is as in the pictures.

A note too add: the size is very good. I personally do not think I am the smallest out there and this fitted me no problem. The only thing to note is it is possible to be longer than the length of it so your head may pop out of the top during usage. I did not find this a problem and to be truthful it added to the sensations.

The spring effect:

The tube has a tendency to act like a spring and fly off during use. Not so great if you go weak handed as the sensations increase. Once you get used to it, it does not bother you and rarely happens. The effect however can make it hard for a partner to use.

On my ratings, I have given it a noise level. It is not too loud and does not squelch like other products. I like the fact that it does not advertise its usage to anyone outside the room. The best description is, you can barely hear it from a few feet away.

I have also given it 5/10 for appearance. I do not think it is ugly or beautiful. It is a silicone tube and as a result it looks like a silicone tube. I think a neutral rating is more believable than a very high or low rating.

Smooth and enjoyable

Reviewed: 22 Apr 2012 by Toyjoyman, a Single Straight Male

Using this toy isn't as simple as lubing up and going away. It needs discipline and control.

The toy looks good, nice pink, nice material and a good ribbed inside, not too much and not too little.

The length is perfect as it will fit most men (around 6 inches) and it will cover most of your penis.

The ribs are a perfect compliment to this toy as they are more sensual than other toys where the ribbed texture is overly used and you find yourself hitting 1000 ribs a second. With this it's more like getting greeted with waves of pleasure.

You have to take it slow with toy, get into a rhythm, around a pump every 2 seconds. Do this and provide the toy with sufficient lube and you will find yourself loving it.

The opening can rip easily so be sure you don't go over the top when using it.

Tight but too small

Reviewed: 05 Sep 2012 by Chamelian, a Going Steady Straight Female

Bought this for my partner as he has been requesting one for a while and think I went for this one as it is not so realistic looking - maybe just a girl thing?

When it arrived I was less than impressed with the tacky packaging and more embarrassed, but once open was pleasantly surprised - it is very jelly like and looked okay, my partner was impressed too although a little concerned about the size of the hole.

We decided to try it together and lubed up well as he isn't a small man - well then the fun started and for the first 5 mins I was chasing the darn thing round the room as every time I tried to get it on him it would spring straight off! It was incredible slippy once lubed and difficult to hold on to even with two hands - although I'm quite small. Having messed about for a bit he took over and found the sensation different but enjoyable. He has since used it alone and he said the same that it was difficult to hold with one hand and not relaxing enough to orgasm trying to use two so gave up and went solo. Also, once lubed, not that quiet and makes a gloopy squelching sound - this may or may not enhance the experience.

After two uses he has found that it has started to split so I would say if you consider yourself an above average size it may not be suitable.

The upside - if you have experience in these kind of products it is probably okay but as a first experience we would recommend something easier to grip.

I have also found that it is not the easiest thing to clean after use and not easy to keep fluff free - wrap in cotton/silk when not in use and don't towel dry use only lint-free clothes.