Alien Fleshlight Ice

Can't repel pleasure of this magnitude

Reviewed: 30 Jan 2013 by Bigglesworth, a Single Straight Male

"Out of this world", "Time for a good probing", "Cum in peace".

Alien puns out the way it's time for a review...

Since there's a lot of info abound about what Fleshlights are, their care and use and the different variety's ect, I'm going to make this review more about how it matches up as a Fleshlight, rather than what a Fleshlight is.

The Alien has a unique texture not found in other Fleshlights, a blend of the more well known Vortex, Lotus and STU textures, appearing in that order from orifice to end. The Vortex being a twisty teasing texture, the Lotus a membrane with a small hole in the middle, and the STU or stamina training unit is a large array of nodules that are very stimulating and designed to make you to try hard not to cum!

As Fleshlights go this has a very loose opening. You can almost get in without lube (though not recommended), which is probably down to the unique "Alien" pussy design, with not one, but two clitorises, or should that be clitori? Anyway that's probably not something scientists or language experts will ever need to worry about so let's move on.

It's very intense to use, mainly down to the STU beads, so it's good if you are looking for a quick orgasm, and a challenge if you want to build your "stamina". Though obviously the main attraction of this is the "alien novelty", but even without that it would be a great texture.

Great addition

Reviewed: 28 Nov 2012 by Toyjoyman, a Single Straight Male

With any Fleshlight you will get your money's worth guaranteed, this is pretty much a fact for any guy who buys male masturbators.

This is no exception to the rule.

The material is lovely and soft and is addicting to feel and it makes you want to touch it sub-consciously. The skin-like material is great when you want to tease yourself before you enter, you can rub your head up and down the walls of the vaginal opening and it can really get you turned on if done with lube.

The reason why I went for this over other Fleshlights is the shine and unrealistic opening, the two clits and the metallic look to it make me really into this Fleshlight. And the thought of having this envelop me slowly whilst feeling realistic and providing great sensations makes me want to purchase more Fleshlights as it is an experience that can only be bettered by real sex.

The feeling is much like the STU Fleshlight but more loose and soft.

It can easily make you blow if you go to fast but can give you great long sessions if you know how to masturbate like a pro, hence the reason for purchasing a toy.

The entrance like most Fleshlights is nice and tight but not too tight to the point where you find yourself in the situation where you force yourself into it, instead of just slowly slipping into the entrance.

Using water-based lube you can tease and really maximise your pleasure with this toy as the feeling of the soft realistic balls and bumps on the wall inside the Fleshlight with the introduction to slippery lubrication can stimulate your head and shaft perfectly and make you feel like your penis is being enveloped in lovely soft bumpy walls.

If you feel like you have a lot of time to masturbate without interruption I would suggest finding a nice comfortable place to put the Fleshlight and lube it up generously so that you can proceed to slide into it only holding it in place with your hands or if you are lucky getting it placed somewhere so you can hands free it.

This is a great kind of simulation and if done properly can maximise sensation and will make you blow much faster than using it with your hands.

Let your mind run wild and make sure you are focusing on the stimulation for the best orgasms.

Make sure you clean thoroughly and make sure you do it straight away.

Keeping Fleshlights in good condition is extremely important as you are purchasing a valuable item that can last a long time so you want it to last as long as possible.

Excellent quality, worth the extra

Reviewed: 17 Nov 2011 by Faustus, a Single Straight Male

It's easy to see why the Fleshlight range is so popular. While I'm not convinced that the material is 100% flesh-like, it is soft, pleasant to the touch and provides good grip and easy lubrication. There is a slight smell, but not an unpleasant one. The internal texture is interesting and varied, good for both teasing and quick satisfaction, making this a good all-rounder for solo use and with a partner. I personally would have liked it a little bit tighter, but this is my preference only.

The case is also impressive. Though only light plastic it has an enclosing end cap that disguises it to the casual observer and helps prevent mess. The base cap adjusts suction simply by allowing more or less air into the shaft through holes in the thread and gives a surprising variety of suction despite its simplicity. I find that adjusting the cap subtly during use provides the most realistic experience and this is easily achieved. It does produce varying volumes of wheezing noises though, which can be mildly distracting though not obnoxiously so.

Finally, a big thumbs up to the packaging designer. The device ships in a sturdy metal tin with a padded base - great for storage. It's not subtle though, as the artwork makes it clear this is a sex toy. I keep mine in the brown box it shipped in.