1. Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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      Explore every inch of legendary king-sized porn star John Holmes with this UR3 realistic dildo modelled on the man himself. Satisfy yourself with every vein, curve and bulge of this exact replica that looks and feels like your fantasies come to life.

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Explore every inch of legendary king-sized porn star John Holmes with this UR3 realistic dildo modelled on the man himself. Satisfy yourself with every vein, curve and bulge of this exact replica that looks and feels like your fantasies come to life.

      This dildo is as close as you can get to a steamy session with the most famous porn star of them all. The UR3 material is totally skin-like - especially if warmed in warm water beforehand - and an insertable length of 10 inches and a girth of 7.75 inches means you're guaranteed a sensationally filling experience.

      This toy has a suction cup base you can attach to any smooth hard surface for the hands-free ride of your dreams.

      Use lashings of lube with this toy for the best and most slippery experience.

      The dildo comes complete with a picture of the man himself, a History of John Holmes book and a storage bag.

      Key Features:

      • Exact replica of the legendary porn star John Holmes
      • Sensational length and girth for filling stimulation
      • Real-feel UR3 material for a realistic experience
      • Suction cup base for hands-free play
      • Includes a picture of John Holmes, a history of John Holmes and a storage bag
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 13 inches
      • Insertable Length: 10 inches
      • Circumference: 7.75 inches
      • Base diameter: 3
      • Oring diameter: 3 inches
      • Base type: Sucker
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Flexibility: Firm
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      Experience the legend! Each and every inch of John's awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson in state of the art UR3 sex toy material. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, it's a large realistic dildo to treasure!

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    Customer Reviews

    Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic 12 Inch Dildo 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 (21 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. UR3 for the win

      Reviewed: 02 February 2014 by naughty french couple, a Straight Engaged Male

      The order turned up the next day. (i have to say the most efficient service I have encountered in the UK.)

      Doc Johnson outdid themselves again! We were looking for something bigger then the dildos that we have had for some time.

      I enjoy watching her using big toys. It is a size above what she was used to so we tried it the day we received it with plenty of lube. She really wanted to try it. When she took it in her hand, she and myself were impress by the feel of it.

      She loved it! It's a big dildo!

      Love the storage pouch that comes with it and the powder to keep it sweet. The touch of it is pretty amazing, the feel is really skin-like.

      Does smell better then the non-UR3 one but the smell is stronger.

      It does make some squeaky sounds when too lubricated - a thing that you don't encounter with non-UR3 one.

      My other half loved it the texture of it, makes you almost forget the girth of it.

      We would definitely recommend it for big dildos lovers.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      7 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Texture, soft feel of the outer layer, really life-like, closest thing from real.
      Cons
      Smell getting pretty strong and high maintenance (powdering).
      Bottom line
      Don't hesitate, get it!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. The best dildo ever

      Reviewed: 17 May 2013 by aNiceGuy, a Straight Married Male

      This sex toy is amazing! Worth every penny. Do not hesitate if you want to order! And it smells really nice to me.

      If you have other sex toys at home, you will probably never use them again. The Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic 12 Inch Dildo is so far the best sex toy I ever had!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      10 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      10 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Every single thing.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Perfect!
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Hello Johnny

      Reviewed: 04 January 2013 by JayJay13, a Straight Going Steady Male

      All you read or hear about this dildo is true! It is really big but very nice. I bought this for myself, because I wanted to know how it feels to have something very big inside of me. My BF didn't know I bought this and first I wanted to keep it so.

      When the toy arrived it came in a large box because I also ordered other stuff. My BF opened the door for the mailman and received the package for me. He didn't know what it was but he looked very curious when he gave me the package. I didn't told him anything and when he got out of the house I quickly opened my package.

      The John Holmes dildo comes in a box with some powder, a nice storage bag for the dildo and some kind of poster of John Holmes with information about him. I think what every other woman would do - as so did I - is throwing this poster right away, because all we want to do is ride this thing!

      I gave it a good wash as any other toy, but especially to get rid of the strong smell. After some warm up I lubed "Johnny" up and I tried to mount it. But it didn't fit, yet. I played with some other toys and tried it again, it slid right in and took some of my breath away! It's flexible enough so I could try different positions with Johnny. The suction base worked very well, but when I attached it to a wall/mirror it could come off. The solution for this problem was making the suction base a little wet and press firmly.

      My BF knew I bought something for myself and he checked our account, so he noticed I ordered Johnny. When he got home he smiled at me and didn't say anything. So I took him upstairs and showed him, we started playing and he wanted to use Johnny on me, but I didn't thought he wanted it to use it for my ass. Wow, what a feeling! It hurt a little, but is was that little what made it even hotter. I tried it before he knew it on him, it didn't worked the first time but an other day he showed me Johnny and he made a hole in the suction base. He made this hole suitable for our Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock strap-on. I have to say, don't just cut or drill something into sex toys but my BF secured everything and made sure the toy won't tear or anything unhealthy.

      Our Johnny is suitable for our strap-on and still for solo play, as the suction base still works.

      Be sure to clean it right and store it in the bag you got with it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      8 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      The very big size, texture, firm but still flexible.
      Cons
      The smell, I can still smell it.
      Bottom line
      Awesome toy for single use and with somebody else!
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes