Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

The best dildo ever

Reviewed: 17 May 2013 by aNiceGuy, a Married Straight Male

This sex toy is amazing! Worth every penny. Do not hesitate if you want to order! And it smells really nice to me.

If you have other sex toys at home, you will probably never use them again. The Doc Johnson John Holmes UR3 Realistic 12 Inch Dildo is so far the best sex toy I ever had!

Hello Johnny

Reviewed: 04 Jan 2013 by JayJay13

All you read or hear about this dildo is true! It is really big but very nice. I bought this for myself, because I wanted to know how it feels to have something very big inside of me. My BF didn't know I bought this and first I wanted to keep it so.

When the toy arrived it came in a large box because I also ordered other stuff. My BF opened the door for the mailman and received the package for me. He didn't know what it was but he looked very curious when he gave me the package. I didn't told him anything and when he got out of the house I quickly opened my package.

The John Holmes dildo comes in a box with some powder, a nice storage bag for the dildo and some kind of poster of John Holmes with information about him. I think what every other woman would do - as so did I - is throwing this poster right away, because all we want to do is ride this thing!

I gave it a good wash as any other toy, but especially to get rid of the strong smell. After some warm up I lubed "Johnny" up and I tried to mount it. But it didn't fit, yet. I played with some other toys and tried it again, it slid right in and took some of my breath away! It's flexible enough so I could try different positions with Johnny. The suction base worked very well, but when I attached it to a wall/mirror it could come off. The solution for this problem was making the suction base a little wet and press firmly.

My BF knew I bought something for myself and he checked our account, so he noticed I ordered Johnny. When he got home he smiled at me and didn't say anything. So I took him upstairs and showed him, we started playing and he wanted to use Johnny on me, but I didn't thought he wanted it to use it for my ass. Wow, what a feeling! It hurt a little, but is was that little what made it even hotter. I tried it before he knew it on him, it didn't worked the first time but an other day he showed me Johnny and he made a hole in the suction base. He made this hole suitable for our Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock strap-on. I have to say, don't just cut or drill something into sex toys but my BF secured everything and made sure the toy won't tear or anything unhealthy.

Our Johnny is suitable for our strap-on and still for solo play, as the suction base still works.

Be sure to clean it right and store it in the bag you got with it.

Girthzilla

Reviewed: 22 Oct 2012 by MSChaps

When this arrived I opened up the big brown box to find a big... a very big box.

My first thought was oohhh, and the weight of this is surprising.

At first I thought this would never ever fit my OH. Had fun trying but after a few days and my OH playing and using progressively bigger dildos and a lot of lube we managed to make it fit!

The feeling when it’s inside is out of this world, I feel so stretched due to the girth of it. My OH loves to use it on me and gets a real kick out of watching my stomach move up and down and it slide in and out. This along with the magic wand will have you orgasm in seconds if you're not careful!

Now a few weeks down the line what can I say I love it! Still every time I get it out I have a slight almost panic/excitement feeling.

I found if I leave this in some warm water 5 min before playing it feels almost real, and I would recommend this as a couples toy from the point of view. He will have to do the hard work for you as solo use it's a little heavy and not as fun.