Conan's review of Maid to Order
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The legend returns for the kinkiest story so far... Penny Birch is back with a story packed full of over-the-knee frolics, kinky openness and spanking as the queen of erotica delivers Maid to Order, her kinkiest novel so far.
Penny's niece Jemima is in disgrace and is sent away to work in a hotel by her scheming stepmother; a mother who delights in giving and receiving severe punishment spankings. When Jemima reaches the hotel she discovers that the owner is the notorious Morris Rathwell, organiser of the kinkiest parties in the country.
Making her predicament worse, the appalling Mr Hegedus is the hotel manager, a seedy character she also encountered at one of the legendary Rathwell parties. Only to then be confronted by a vast array of lascivious guests and a manipulative staff, by the time Jemima is dressed up in her severely abbreviated maid's uniform, she knows she is in serious trouble.
Delve into a world of maids, secrets behind closed doors, and good old fashioned punishment for bad girls as Penny Birch, bestselling erotica writer excels herself yet again.
Maid to Order 1 out of 10 (5 reviews) Write your own review
Not one of her best
Reviewed: 28 Sep 2010 by Conan, a Married Straight Male
You get the feeling when reading this that the author had a list of activities which she had to include without getting a real story line.
Not only does this not hang together but sadly it fails to arouse in any way. I've read Penny Birch novels before and rather like the humour mixed with kink which they include. My OH also gets into them in a big way and was equally disappointed.
So if you like reading kinky scenes with no real link then this is for you. No I don't expect great literature from this sort of book but I do expect it to deliver more than this does.
- The cover is quite sexy.
- Not a good read.
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