1. Average Joe Charles The Professor Realistic 6 Inch Dildo

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      1. Average Joe Charles The Professor Realistic 6 Inch Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Charles' 6 inch cock might not be prolific, but his realistic tip and veined shaft feel better than the real thing. With high and tight balls, he is realistically-sized and shaped for a lifelike penetration that will leave you wholly satisfied.

      Average Joe dildos are beautiful casts of regular guys, creating a true-to-life dildo that's comparable to the real deal. This cast is taken from Charles The Professor:

      "Hi! I'm Charles!

      Although I'm the Professor at the podium lecturing on Classical Sculpture, I'm truly thinking about all the things I could teach you after class. But first, I'd take you on the most memorable museum tour of your life...

      We take a private car through the city and enter the museum through a side door. Inside, I watch you blush as I describe the care and devotion that went into crafting the sensual curves of the beautiful Venus de Milo. I take your hand as we contemplate David's naked vulnerability. I whisper quietly in your ear, my breath caressing your neck...

      When we find ourselves suddenly alone, I take you in my arms and kiss you...Like I will never let go...

      Let me teach you what I know!"

      Well, Charles certainly sets a romantic scene... one where Florence and Paris are the same city, but it's beautiful nonetheless. But back to the real reason we're here - Charles' realistic cock.

      Measuring up with an insertable 6 inches and 5 inches girth, his slender proportions mimic the average penis size. Charles' uniquely shaped glans features a gentle indentation at the edge of his slop which provides impressive stimulation to the G-spot in a way only a real man can manage.

      His slender proportions make him an excellent realistic dildo for beginners, allowing you to gently experience the incredible sensations achievable with a real-feel sex toy.

      Mounted on a sucker base below the tight, firm balls, this dildo can be fixed to most hard surfaces for hands-free stimulation. The skin-safe rubber composition is both phthalate and latex free and is also completely waterproof, making Charles perfect for all kinds of play.

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    Average Joe Charles The Professor Realistic 6 Inch Dildo 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (1 review) Write your own review

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    1. Better than average!

      Reviewed: 28 November 2011 by Carousel, a Straight Single Female

      I wanted a dildo with a suction cup and the Average Joe range seemed a good place to start. Not only did it have the suction cup I was after, it was realistic (again, a first for me) and I quite liked the idea this one was called 'The Professor'.

      I have read a short story in the book 'Yes, Sir' about a Professor, which is what made me opt for this dildo over the others in the range and I was pleasantly surprised by the 'Profile' information on the back on the packaging that paints a very pretty picture of Charles himself - a saucy lecturer of Classical Sculpture! This isn't essential to the enjoyment of the dildo I guess, but I did enjoy it as an added extra and I refer to this dildo as 'Charles' now, rather than my usual naming which goes along the lines of "the pink bendy one"!

      There was a slight rubbery smell to him, but this really wasn't as bad as some other toys I've bought where I've literally had to 'air' them for days before using them.

      He feels firm, but with a bit of give when you grip him hard. The shaft is flexible enough to be comfortable, but firm enough to enjoy! I really like the pronounced head - a feature that not all of my real life partners have had, so it's nice to have a toy like this. As this is my first 'realistic' dong, it's the first experience I've had of a toy with balls and this does add a little je ne sais quoi!

      The suction cup has worked well on my chairs, table and bathroom tiles, I just hope it lasts. Because of the balls, it's easy to grip when using it away from a surface. It has sustained some marks (from my nails I think) which hasn't happened to me before, but maybe that is because it's a softer 'real feel' material. All I'm saying is if you want him to remain pristine, treat him more gently than I have!

      Charles is apparently harness-compatible too!

      Overall he is a lot of fun to use and more realistic feeling than I had expected him to be. Being waterproof and having a suction cup means I can get lots of use out of him whatever I'm in the mood for.

      The shape and size is spot on for 'every day use' and I think that if you were thinking of buying your first dildo, you couldn't go far wrong with this one.

    2. Overall Rating:
      9 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      9 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      8 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Quirky packaging and background info on Charles the Professor!
      Cons
      Slightly plasticy smell, but not as bad as some dildos I've had.
      Bottom line
      Realistic and ideal for someone who's not looking for a daunting dong!
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