muffinmuffinmuffin's review of IOU A Merry Christmas Sex Vouchers
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Banish Boxing Day blues with these erotic promises for your lover - each with a sexy Christmas twist. With 25 hot suggestions, this stocking filler will inspire you to add a little festive cheer to your sex life.
With these Christmas IOU vouchers you can win the following off your lover:
- This coupon entitles you to 15 minutes of passionate kisses under the mistletoe!
- Forget about making a call to the North Pole! This coupon entitles you to a session of explicit phone sex.
- Don't peek at your Christmas gift! This coupon entitles you to a sexual encounter while blindfolded.
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IOU A Merry Christmas Sex Vouchers 7 out of 10 (5 reviews) Write your own review
Great novelty but not much else
Reviewed: 24 November 2011 by muffinmuffinmuffin
This is a VERY odd item... I love sex/romance cheques and/or scratch cards - they're kitsch and fun fun fun. A great excuse to explore something you may not have tried with a partner before. But these I.O.U. vouchers are very hit and miss.
First of all, there's some sort of weird Rudolph cartoon on the front, which to me doesn't scream sex at all. The design on the actual vouchers is very nice though.
The varied tasks on the inside are random at best.
There are some great ones. For example: "This I.O.U. coupon entitles you to the best oral ice cube fun of your life." Always a fun task). There are some bad ones. For example: "This I.O.U. coupon entitles you to make love under the Christmas tree." First of all, why would you want to? Second, if you have a real tree in your house. Ouch. There are repetitive ones (roleplay and fantasies of your choice is mentioned many, many times). And then there are the downright silly. For example: "Blow off some holiday stress. This I.O.U. entitles you to a naked pillow fight or naked wrestling match - Your choice." This may be fine for two girls, but I certainly don't find the thought of my fiancé, who is taller and bigger than me, wrestling me erotic!
The vouchers detach easily and some are promising for a good night. But at very best I'd personally only use around half of them. If you have a girl (or guy) who has a Santa fantasy or you're looking for quirky stocking filler, this is probably for you. Otherwise I'd look for some winter warming fun somewhere else.
- How easy it is to take the vouchers out, the design.
- Very odd, hit and miss IOUs.
- Bottom line
- A very random, Christmas related gift. For Yuletide nymphos only I'd say.
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