Lover's Choice 52 Sex Positions Cards

Don't give these to your granny for x-mas

Reviewed: 30 Nov 2010 by Mad4Sex, an Engaged Straight Male

I have to say that my other half and myself had a lot of fun reviewing this item. The playing card sized cards come in a slide off sleeve which features the obligatory picture of a couple entangled in a lover's embrace (a euthamism for having a good bonk), reminiscent of the cover of a sex manual or video, a la The Joy of Sex etc...

Being of an adventurous disposition and keen to see if "you really can teach an old dog(s) new tricks" we eagerly thumbed through the cards and sorted them out in three piles, the "you're having a laugh! only try this if you are built like an olympic gymast or wish to end up in traction" pile, the "looks difficult but might JUST be possible" pile and the "I think we could manage that without sustaining any physical or psycological injuries pile". Of course these are our classifications rather than the manufacturer's one to five star difficulty rating printed on each card. They may have based their rating on the asumption that these would only be tried by athletically built, 20-30 something yoga instructors, we devised our own clasification based on, well let's just say we are somewhat older and nowhere near as supple as we were in our youth.

As I metioned we had a lot of fun trying these cards out, and, yes, you can teach an old dog new tricks! :), if I had any criticism of this product it is that a few of the positions weren't illustrated in enough detail and, one in particular, left us wondering "where the hell are you supposed to put the other leg my darlling?!".

All in all, a fun product and novelty gift item rather than a definitive sexual positions guide.