Touche Freezable Chocolate Massage Oil & Lubricant 80ml

Like a kid in a sweet shop

Reviewed: 29 Oct 2011 by cheerfulwaster, a Married Straight Male

My wife and I have experimented with quite a lot of lubes in our time from Durex and KY through to Astroglide and each time my wife has complained of the "chemical" smell that accompanies them.

With this however I appealed to her love of chocolate! While it's not Cadbury's (!) it is pleasant and not at all chemical smelling - or tasting. It's doesn't go sticky when in use and really does lubricate sufficiently. It's also great to be able to pause during coitus and engage in some oral without having to temporarily clean up or endure the taste of lube!

Overall, we love it! Be aware that the bottle does have a pump on the top which does "squirt" the lube unless you slowly push down. This came as a shock when I attempted to apply the lube directly with a good push on the button!

Plain and simple – this is amazing!

Reviewed: 11 Jul 2010 by littlepixi, a Going Steady Straight Female

This is perfect for anyone who has a sweet tooth or love of chocolate! It tastes just like a popular chocolate – it’s brilliant for oral.

It’s really slick and has no stickiness, so it’s perfect as a lube to use with a toy. For an extra twist, it’s also freezable. I wouldn’t leave it in there for long though – 3 hours at the most.

I love this lube I just wish there was more of it in the bottle.

The only chocolate I can say no to

Reviewed: 12 Oct 2010 by Tupperwareheart, a Going Steady Bisexual Female

"I'd rather lick a sweaty armpit" said my OH, wrinkling his nose as I waved this bottle of lube at him and gestured not-so-subtly at my hoohah.

And I can hardly blame him. Whatever this tastes like, it sure isn't chocolate.

Packaging:

It's a fairly innocent looking bottle, no naked people writhing, no naughty words. (Although it does say flavorful, which for some unknown reason I found sweet.) Just plain and simple packaging with the words massage lubricant on the front and a tempting piece of chocolate. Yummy.

Why did I buy it?

Because I wanted to branch out into flavoured lubes, but I hated all the nasty ingredients in most of the others available.This one boasts absolutely no aspartame, no glycerine and definitely no parabens while being deliciously chocolate flavoured. It's like all my wet dreams had come at once!

In the boudoir:

It tastes like I imagine a chocolate scented gel pen would taste. It's bitter and indescribably foul, one sniff was enough to convince my OH he didn't want it anywhere near his mouth.

On the plus side though, it's actually a pretty decent lubricant and an equally good massage oil. It goes into the skin quickly, leaving it soft and silky but never sticky. Just don't stick your tongue on it.