1. Limpy Soft Packer Extra Small

      Average customer review: Average customer review 9 out of 10 (14 reviews) Add your review

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

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      1. Limpy Soft Packer Extra Small

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    1. Product Description

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

      Super-flexible real-feel Limpy is guaranteed to bring a smile to every girl's face.

      Also known as a packer or silly willy!

      The Limpy is totally, totally floppy. It is not suitable for penetration.

    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 4 inches
      • Circumference: 3.75 inches
      • Base type: Flat
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      A brilliantly realistic limp dick! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is lifelike and great fun.

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    Customer Reviews

    Limpy Soft Packer Extra Small 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (14 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. FTM packer-tastic

      Reviewed: 05 August 2014 by Ghekko

      Great product at a great price.

      A little sticky if it gets wet (i.e. after washing), but a bit of talc soon sorts that out. It is quite pink when you get it, but 'fleshes' up quite quickly.

      XS is ample size, do not be fooled by your ego - it is more natural. Tried and tested - sticks to bathroom ceiling if thrown (curiosity got the better of me, lol).

      Highly recommend this product. Lasted around a year for me before needing replacement with daily use.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      10 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      8 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      Size, shape and feel. Good longevity.
      Cons
      The pink colour and the sticky texture when damp (both resolvable).
      Bottom line
      Fab product and an affordable price.
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Brilliant For Packing

      Reviewed: 04 August 2013 by Qboy

      I've often marvelled at the longevity of these little guys. I pack all day every day with one of these and they just don't wear out. For the price they're absolutely astounding!

      As others have mentioned, the extra small should be big enough for your packing needs, though if you're a bigger person maybe try a small for a realistic size.

      Easy as anything to wash, decent amount of detail, don't irritate the skin at all, just an all around lovely product!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      9 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything!
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Perfecto.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Good for an FTM on a budget

      Reviewed: 04 February 2013 by PrinceGabriel, a Bisexual Going Steady Male

      Extra Small is all you need, it is plenty big for a good bulge (not to mention a few sneaky squeezes).

      Though it looks really pink, honestly with a little talcum powder it looks utterly real. It has managed to fool a few people who have seen it.

      The detail is amazing and for the price it is, well, I find it perfect!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      7 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      8 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      The detail.
      Cons
      It smells a bit but after a few washes it goes.
      Bottom line
      Amazing for anyone on a budget who needs a packer.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes