1. Limpy 3 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

      Average customer review: Average customer review 9 out of 10 (18 reviews) Add your review

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

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      1. Limpy 3 Inch Soft Packing Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      The most realistic limp dick in the world! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is the latest craze. The perfect gift for that special person in your life, the Limpy is totally and unashamedly floppy.

      Perfect for creating a convincing bulge under clothing thanks to its completely floppy design, it sits comfortably in your underwear all day to give you a boost in confidence, and enhance your outfit.

      Plus, it makes a great stress reliever!

      The Limpy is totally, totally floppy. It is not suitable for penetration.

      Key Features:

      • 3 inch soft packing dildo
      • Made from ultra-realistic, soft, temperature-responsive TPE for a lifelike bulge
      • Natural-looking head, shaft and balls for complete realism
      • Soft, flat base for comfortable prolonged wear
      • 100% flexible to create a convincing bulge
    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 4 inches
      • Circumference: 3.75 inches
      • Base type: Flat
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Realistic Feel
      • Flexibility: Floppy
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      A brilliantly realistic limp dick! Whether you dance with it, play with it, fondle it or throw it around, this lovely novelty is lifelike and great fun.

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    Customer Reviews

    Limpy 3 Inch Soft Packing Dildo 9 out of 10 9 out of 10 (18 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Love it

      Reviewed: 29 December 2014 by Little Al, a Gay Going Steady Male

      I'm so happy I found this packer in a UK store! I wanted this one specifically, so I was glad to find out Lovehoney carried it at a reasonable price. (Thank you so much!) I though the extra small would suit me best because I'm rather small and chubby.

      I asked a few questions about the packer before buying it, and I got a reply to my message quickly. Very good customer service!

      So I finally bought this with my first order. It has such a nice feel to it and is very comfortable to wear. I just slip it in my underwear and it stays in place well. It adjusts to your body temperature so it feels real too. I love the shape and detail, and love having my partner give attention to it.

      This is probably the best low-price packer you can get! The quality is very good and I can see it lasting a long time. And when I need a new one I know where to get it.

      All in all, I'm very happy with this packer and I love it very much as it feels like a part of me.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      A little sticky but that's to be expected from the material.
      Bottom line
      Perfect for me.
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    1. Fantastic

      Reviewed: 24 October 2014 by GofChaos

      When I first found out about these guys, I rushed to the internet to get one. However, I was disappointed when I couldn't find them for a decent price anywhere in the UK except here.

      I've had it for several months now, and it's honestly holding out better than I thought it might.

      At first glance, it seems too small to look good under pants, but in practice it looks pretty great, especially with my build (slim, average height) and I daresay that if it was much bigger, it would look a little ridiculous as a packer on me.

      That being said; with the detail the manufacturers put in to the overall look of the product, the larger versions would still look good as a prop, and would definitely make a decent stress ball.

      The product feels good against skin as it warms up very quickly, and applications of something like talc or cornflour makes any tackiness from cleaning disappear.

      Given the feel of the material, I would have thought in the beginning that it wouldn't have lasted too long, but in the months since I've bought it, there has been little wear and tear - definitely worth the price Lovehoney has set.

      Overall, this is great for packing in general, but especially if you can't afford the pricier packers out there, and it's pretty convincing for what it is. It's also good to use as a (non sexual) toy, or prop.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      1 out of 10
      Pros
      Good size for a packer, great texture, fantastic price.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great for people in the UK who wish to pack for a decent price.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Perfect

      Reviewed: 19 October 2014 by Beaubear

      I was so excited to get mine in the mail. Personally mine didn't have a funny smell or anything and was just what I was expecting.

      It's super fun to squish and even better to wear. I even added piercings on to mine! A must-have for FTMs, plus the price didn't hurt my wallet. :)

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      9 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      10 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      4 out of 10
      Pros
      Texture, size and usefulness.
      Cons
      Nothing!
      Bottom line
      Must-have for those looking for an inexpensive, good quality packer.
    3. 1 person found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes