1. spacearmyguy's review of Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator and Accessories

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      1. Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator and Accessories

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    1. Product Description

      Sqweel is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of 10 teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again.

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      The new and improved Sqweel 2 delivers even better orgasms.

      10 silicone tongues lick all your pleasure points.

      Experiment with 3 different speeds.

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      Sqweel ® is a patent-pending sex toy for women (and their partners!) designed to simulate the sensation of oral sex.

      Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys - Lovehoney Sqweel is different. It doesn't vibrate. It doesn't thrust. It doesn't just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more 'real' sheet-clenching orgasms - whenever you want them.

      International sex expert Tracey Cox says: "Sqweel feels completely different to a vibrator and while it's not a tongue, it's the closest you'll ever get to it! It's an entirely different sensation, so human it's almost eerie. Own one of these and a vibrator and your boyfriend should be seriously worried!"

      • • Unique hand-held oral sex simulator
      • • Three speeds deliver orgasmic sensations - start slow and work your way up
      • • Unique 360 Degree Guarantee - have an orgasm or your money back

      How to use Sqweel ®

      Just pop in 3 AAA batteries (sold separately) and you're ready to Sqweel! Take off the cover, flick the switch and the tongues start rotating.

      Just add lube! Add some of your favourite lube to yourself and your Sqweel tongues to get you both in the mood!

      Start gently - you don't need much pressure to start Sqweeling!

      Start on the slowest speed, and hold the Sqweel against your stomach or neck first to get used to the unique sensation! When you are ready, let the tongues gently lap your clitoris. Take your time to slowly build yourself to orgasm. Flick the switch again to go faster - and once more for the most intense stimulation, if you feel you need to! Try holding Sqweel the other way round to have an orgasm in reverse!

      Made for sharing! Sqweel isn't just for oral sex - use it during foreplay to tease each others erogenous zones - neck, thighs, stomach - wherever your imagination leads!

      Easy to clean. When you've stopped Sqweeling it's quick and easy to clean your Sqweel. Just pop open the cover and the wheel of tongues comes out. Give it a squirt of toy cleaner and rinse under the tap.

      Please note: Storage tin not included.

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    Customer Reviews

    Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator and Accessories 6 out of 10 6 out of 10 (139 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Male perspective

      Reviewed: 31 July 2012 by spacearmyguy

      So I was super excited to get the Sqweel from Lovehoney because I love testing out ways in which guys can use toys that are typically designed for females. I gave it a good test from both a male and female perspective and this is what I got.

      For the ladies - this works well. It is very different to a vibrator and tends to create a longer, slower build up (not a bad thing at all, just different). It is a loud toy so you will want to make sure you have somewhere you can use it where being overheard is not a problem.

      Using the Sqweel took a bit to get used to as there was only one position in which it did its job, however when that position was worked out it did its job well. Opening up the toy was okay, a little clunky, but you soon get used to it. A more streamlined design would be more attractive to use, but at least having it big means that it is easy to hold onto; the silicone coating is very nice to the touch.

      The battery life is good. It doesn't come with batteries so you will want to have 3 AAAs around before you start. The lowest speed setting wasn't used at all, only medium and high were powerful enough to get the right amount of stimulation going for the clitoris.

      From the female point of view it gets a (very specific) 7.2 out of 10.

      For the guys:

      Unfortunately this isn't a toy worth using on the male body. The tongues are too weak to give the penis any decent stimulation, a vibrator does a better job. For rimming it just wasn't as good as the real thing. I personally found the noise to be a massive turn off as well.

      For heterosexual couples looking to buy this toy, be warned that she is the one who will be benefiting from it, and that she will probably want to use it herself, or have her partner trained as to where to hold it. Transferring it between partners was a pain when having to clean between each person, and overall not worthwhile.

      So all up this is a good toy for girls, it does what it is designed to do well, but is restricted to clitoral stimulation. Make sure you aren't going to be overheard because it is a loud toy, and that you are okay with the fact that it is essentially a wheel of miniature tongues.

      Hope this helps! Have fun!

    2. Overall Rating:
      7 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      6 out of 10
      Quietness:
      1 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      7 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      5 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      7 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Works well for clitoral stimulation.
      Cons
      Not a toy that guys can enjoy as well.
      Bottom line
      Does what it was designed to do very well.
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