LoveHoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator
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World Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of 10 teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again.
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World Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of 10 teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again.
Sqweel ® is a patent-pending sex toy for women (and their partners!) designed to simulate the sensation of oral sex.
Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys - LoveHoney Sqweel is different. It doesn't vibrate. It doesn't thrust. It doesn't just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more 'real' sheet-clenching orgasms - whenever you want them.
International sex expert Tracey Cox says: "Sqweel feels completely different to a vibrator and while it's not a tongue, it's the closest you'll ever get to it! It's an entirely different sensation, so human it's almost eerie. Own one of these and a vibrator and your boyfriend should be seriously worried!"
- • Unique hand-held oral sex simulator
- • Three speeds deliver orgasmic sensations - start slow and work your way up
- • Unique 360 Degree Guarantee - have an orgasm or your money back
How to use Sqweel ®
Just pop in 3 AAA batteries and you're ready to Sqweel! Take off the cover, flick the switch and the tongues start rotating.
Just add lube! Add some of your favourite lube to yourself and your Sqweel tongues to get you both in the mood!
Start gently - you don't need much pressure to start Sqweeling!
Start on the slowest speed, and hold Sqweel against your stomach or neck first to get used to the unique sensation! When you're ready, let the tongues gently lap your clitoris. Take you time to slowly build yourself to orgasm. Flick the switch again to go faster - and once more for the most intense stimulation, if you feel you need to! Try holding Sqweel the other way round to have an orgasm in reverse!
Made for sharing! Sqweel isn't just for oral sex - use it during foreplay to tease each others erogenous zones - neck, thighs, stomach - wherever your imagination leads!
Easy to clean. When you've stopped Sqweeling it's quick and easy to clean your Sqweel. Just pop open the cover and the wheel of tongues comes out. Give it a squirt of toy cleaner and rinse under the tap.
How it measures up
- Length: 4.5 inches
- Internal diameter: 4.25 inches
How it feels
- Waterproof? No
- Does not contain latex
- Does not contain phthalates
Power and speed
- Controller: Built in - push button
- Power: Batteries (included)
- Requires: 3 x AAA
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LoveHoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator has been seen in…
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18/01/2010 If oral sex is your thing, check out 2010's most innovative sex toy - the Sqweel. It's basically a wheel with rotating tongues that simulates the feeling of a man going down on you. Sex expert Emily Dubberley says it's definitely worth a try, 'Unlike many oral sex simulators on the market, the Sqweel really does feel like the real thing. For maximum impact make sure you use lubrication. Not only will this reduce friction it'll feel exactly like a man's tongue.' -
February 2010 As featured in CosmoSutra. "A great tease tool" says their happy reviewer! -
Spotted on: 28/12/2009 Sqweel is nominated for 'Most Innovative Product' at the XBiz Awards 2010. -
January 2010 2010: The Year Your Sex Life Got Better - Squealing At The Sqweel
"Could this be the best sex toy ever invented? The Sqweel is an 'oral-sex simulator' with 10 'tongues' which move at three different speeds, so you can start slowly and build the sensation. The only danger is that it's so similar to earth-shattering oral sex that you might think you've fallen in love.
There's no off-putting, jiggly thrusting, or buzzing like a swarm of angry bees, just the constant attention of an entire football team of tongues (if you don't count the goalie.) You might want to warn your boyfriend, though, that you'll be busy for most of January. And February. And March... -
01/12/2009 Forget about the wheel being the best invention, the Sqweel should take this crown with its rotating teasing tongues. It doesn’t have the sudden shunt of power that a vibrator does, instead, it works slowly and sensually for a gradual build up. If your man tires of his own tongue action he can use this or you can let the wheel tease all the sensitive parts of each other.
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Spotted on: 16/11/2009 No, ladies this isn't a device for pruning your hedgerows. In fact it's the surprise sex toy hit of the year, apperently selling out its entire stock in two days. Ubiquitous sex expert Tracey Cox sats: 'It feels so human, it's almost eerie. Plus it comes with 3 speed settings. -
16/11/09 As seen in Now! -
December 2009 This unique sex toy accurately replicates oral sex courtesy of a 'wheel of tongues' that rotates at three different speeds. Simply hold the toy against your clit and let the 10 silicone tongues lap you to climax. The realistic-feeling tongues work a treat on other sensitive body parts too. The best sex toy we've tried in years!
What they're saying about LoveHoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator online…
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goodtoknow.co.uk
If you're feeling really adventurous why not try some more unusual sex toys? There's something for everyone and this Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator would really make a naughty but nice present!
16/11/2009
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The Frisky
Ask and ye shall receive! A few weeks ago, I postedabout the Sqweel, a 10-tongued sex toy that promised to blow my mother-effing mind, and wished that someone would get it for me for Christmas. A few days later, one arrived at my desk. The timing was perfect, as this weekend was rainy and cold in New York, so indoor activities were already on the menu. Did the Sqweel live up to my expectations?
First, the construction. For those who were concerned the twirling 10-tongue action would, um, burn or blister the clitoris, have no fear. The soft and rubbery tongues are totally gentle on the nether-regions. However, if you’re sensitive, the Sqweel does have three speed settings, though I found HIGH to be the way to go. (FYI, the wheel o’ tongues can be removed from the device for cleaning.)
The Sqweel works well. I was, uh, done in two minutes flat, and in terms of orgasm strength, allow me to get a little cerebral. You know how orgasms during oral sex feel a little different than, say, orgasms during sex or with a vibrator? I think it has to do with the kind of pressure. Anyhow, an orgasm with the Sqweel feels more like one you have during oral sex, which I guess makes sense considering the tongues are trying to mimic the oral sex experience.19/10/09
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Gizmodo
This is what the people at Gizmodo think:Ten tongues. Ten tongues. That's how many silicon tingletings Sqweel—the new sex toy by LoveHoney—has. Three variable speeds running on three AAA batteries which, according to the hands-on by our own Dr. Debby Herbenick, is absolutely amazing.
12/10/09
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Scarlets Letter
Allow me to introduce you to the Sqweel. The Sqweel is a fun new adult toy from Love Honey that is meant to feel similar to oral sex. The toy is a black clam shell base, with a silicone circle inside that is adorned with 10 mini silicone tongues. The vibe can be turned on low, medium, or high, with the switch of a button at the base of the shell. As the toy’s tongues swirl in a circular motion, it works almost like a wind-mill of lust – as the mini tongues lap against your neither regions. I should also mention that this toy feels great on your nipples, and neck, and other parts of the body. I hope everyone who reviews this toy, or any customers who decide to buy the Sqweel see just how awesome it is and notice all of the unique and fun things about this toy that sets it apart from the rest.
12/10/09
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ShinyShiny
Girls looking for a vibrator with a difference no longer need to carry on the search. LoveHoney has just launched the Sqweel. At first glance this gadget does look a bit scary. It's a wheel, of er, well synthetic tongues that go round in a choice of three speeds, and is said to do the job nicely. Hence the rather clever name Sqweel. But the strangest thing is that it doesn't vibrate. Love Honey describes it as "a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of ten teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again." If you want to get your thighs..sorry, hands, around one of these visit the site now
12/10/09
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Crunch Gear
So. This is the Sqweel. It is, in a nutshell, a cunnilingus simulator. It consists of a motor, a wheel of pink tongue-like appendages, and a casing. You can close it up and it make it look like a hockey puck for easy transport and you can take it apart for cleaning. It is, if you haven’t gathered, a jam for the ladies. It has three settings, slow, medium, and high, and my test subject found low to be the most she could take. The little tongues flick merrily away at whatever you point them to but sometimes they get caught up in the foliage, if you catch my meaning. My advice is to stay well shorn and use a bit of lubricant.
Effectiveness? I’d give it a 7 out of 10 where this is pretty much a 10 for her and watching Cops with me is a 1.It is also slightly effective on the male member and can be used, in conjunction with a complex tubing system, as a method to lick many stamps at once. Yeah, this thing works. I suspect that results will vary but if you need to add some spice to your self-abuse routine or want to share Uncle Lingus’ Tongues of Fury in the bedroom, go for it. You won’t be disappointed.12/10/09
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My Sex Professor
I arrived home to find the Sqweel – a brand new, pre-release, revolutionary, wow-factor sex toy – waiting for me in a stack of mail. The good news? The Sqweel is orgasmic-ly awesome. As the name suggests, the Sqweel merges the wheel (one of humankind’s greatest inventions) with sex (one of humankind’s greatest pleasures). Except instead of typical wheel spokes, it turns a series of tongues – 10 tongues, actually – using 3 speeds. Let me repeat: there are TEN TONGUES. It’s like group oral sex with everyone somehow fitting in between your legs. Or oral sex with an extremely talented and eager lover. Though not a vibrator, the folks at LoveHoney suggest (and I agree) that while vibrators can certainly contribute to highly pleasurable sex play, there’s something to be said for non-vibrating play that promotes slow yummy build-up, much as oral sex does, and that perhaps leads to an orgasm that leaves one feeling that curious mix of satisfaction and craving more.
12/10/09
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Just what my clitoris has been craving!, 07 Feb 2010
by TiaRose, a Going Steady Straight Female from United Kingdom
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I have found the perfect sex toy!
For me, rabbit-style vibes don't deliver the toe-curling orgasms that I love. I'm much more of a clitoral vibe queen and whilst there are some great clitoral vibes around, I constantly long for something more, something a little different, something that will truly rock my world.
After many months of searching and many semi-great orgasms, LoveHoney have finally provided the answer: the Sqweel.
With ten tantalisingly soft tongues to lap your clitoris into pure delight and three amazing speed settings, it's true that the Sqweel is a revolution in orgasms.
When I received my Sqweel, I wasted no time in trying it out. Lube is essential if you want to enjoy this amazing toy. After washing the tongues with warm, soapy water, I applied a good amount of Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube and applied the Sqweel to my clitoris, on the lowest setting. My first thought? Wow! This feels so close to the real thing.
After about ten minutes, hornier than I've been in a long time, I switched to the medium setting. Waves of excitement rippled through my entire body. Minutes later I switched the Sqweel to the highest setting and I almost hit the ceiling with excitement!
It wasn't long (maybe five minutes) before I had a truly sensational toe-curling orgasm.
It was a different sensation to anything I have ever had. Ripples of excitement filled my whole body, not just my groin.
It's the best £39.99 I've ever spent! 
- Pros
- It really does feel like the real thing!
- Cons
- Nothing!
- Bottom Line
- If you treat yourself to one thing this year, make it the Sqweel!
Delicious sensations, 26 Jan 2010
by FullBlownRose, a Going Steady Bisexual Female from Ireland
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The Sqweel has the most wonderful, devilish, exciting, titillating, velvet-soft tongues. It laps gently on the lowest speed and purrs and laps delightfully the higher you turn it up. The highest setting is more of an orgasm-inducing licking frenzy!
It's very simple to operate and attractively but discreetly packaged. It couldn't be easier to use. A wonderful innovation in sex toys!
- Pros
- The overwhelming feeling of multiple tongues caressing me. The ease of use. The discreet case.
- Cons
- None!
- Bottom Line
- An earth-shattering innovation. Essential to any woman's armoury of toys!
The Amazing Sqweel - Toe curling, mind blowing orgasms guaranteed, 17 Dec 2009
by Mistress Cara, a Going Steady Bisexual Female from United Kingdom
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Where to start with the amazing Sqweel, what to say that hasn't already been said?
When I heard about the Sqweel, I must admit I was cynical. Not that it was a good product, as being a long time customer and fan of LoveHoney I know that they are dedicated to providing high standard toys and lingerie. No, I was cynical because I'm not a huge fan of oral sex when performed on me. When I was young I rather stupidly got hooked on the 'rabbit' style vibes and this evolved to a need for the strongest vibrations I could find held against my clit in order to orgasm. Not through penetration or oral alone.
Still, I had to give such a world famous toy a go. You can see the furore this new toy has caused from the other reviews and the magazine articles, every girl with sense wants one! No smoke without fire, right?
The Sqweel is in a lovely LoveHoney presentation box which would be perfect if giving this as a gift to your partner or even a friend. The Sqweel is secure in the plastic moulding case inside, kept clean and snug. Behind this I found a little Sqweel guide leaflet which contains helpful directions on how to insert the batteries, how to prepare your Sqweel with lube [I used waterbased so it would not damage the tongues] and how to clean your Sqweel afterwards. Very thoughtful!
I inserted the three AAA batteries which came in the box with my Sqweel and took off the Sqweel lid revealing the soft tongues... Tracey Cox is right, they do feel eerily realistic! Turning the Sqweel on to the lowest setting I followed the instructions and coated the tongues in lube by running the tongues over my lube-prepared fingers. So far so good!
At this point I was still cynical as to whether this would actually do anything or ever feel climactic for me!
Well Oh My God.
The Sqweel certainly IS a revolution in orgasms. If you do not usually orgasm through oral sex you are about to pop your oral cherry with this fantastic device! If you love oral sex being performed on you this is an upgrade you seriously cannot be without!
LoveHoney offer their customers a guarantee on the Sqweel: If you do not orgasm using this product, you can get a refund. I learned two things today, I do not require a refund... and men seriously better start evolving faster tongues!
The tongues are soft and realistic, the speeds go from slow and sensual licking to highly arousing fast lapping. I climaxed from the fast lapping after some very nice foreplay on the lower 'lazy lick' setting. It was the best orgasm I've achieved using a sex toy.
Due to the design of the Sqweel you can move it backwards and forwards, side to side. This means you have room for toys vaginally or anally too, for the complete 'get your rocks off' sex experience! I love the flexibility of this toy and its compact design, very portable and sleek. It fits comfortably in the hand and is easy to apply to wherever you want to be licked. Not only your clit but your labia, nipples... all over your erogenous zones.
I'm a complete convert. This is from someone who was entirely cynical... doesn't believe hype, never came from oral sex. Well now I have - but it took the Sqweel to show me how.
There is only one problem with the Sqweel - how to deal with your soon to be very jealous man!
- Pros
- Realistic oral sex, but orgasmically better than anything you've ever had!
- Cons
- Why can't my man lick like this?
- Bottom Line
- Complete oral sex in a box with toe curling orgasms guaranteed. Buy it!
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