LoveHoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator
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UK Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of 10 teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again.
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UK Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of 10 teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again.
Sqweel ® is a patent-pending sex toy for women (and their partners!) designed to simulate the sensation of oral sex.
Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys - LoveHoney Sqweel is different. It doesn't vibrate. It doesn't thrust. It doesn't just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more 'real' sheet-clenching orgasms - whenever you want them.
International sex expert Tracey Cox says: "Sqweel feels completely different to a vibrator and while it's not a tongue, it's the closest you'll ever get to it! It's an entirely different sensation, so human it's almost eerie. Own one of these and a vibrator and your boyfriend should be seriously worried!"
- • Unique hand-held oral sex simulator
- • Three speeds deliver orgasmic sensations - start slow and work your way up
- • Unique 360 Degree Guarantee - have an orgasm or your money back
How to use Sqweel ®
Just pop in 3 AAA batteries (sold separately) and you're ready to Sqweel! Take off the cover, flick the switch and the tongues start rotating.
Just add lube! Add some of your favourite lube to yourself and your Sqweel tongues to get you both in the mood!
Start gently - you don't need much pressure to start Sqweeling!
Start on the slowest speed, and hold the Sqweel against your stomach or neck first to get used to the unique sensation! When you are ready, let the tongues gently lap your clitoris. Take your time to slowly build yourself to orgasm. Flick the switch again to go faster - and once more for the most intense stimulation, if you feel you need to! Try holding Sqweel the other way round to have an orgasm in reverse!
Made for sharing! Sqweel isn't just for oral sex - use it during foreplay to tease each others erogenous zones - neck, thighs, stomach - wherever your imagination leads!
Easy to clean. When you've stopped Sqweeling it's quick and easy to clean your Sqweel. Just pop open the cover and the wheel of tongues comes out. Give it a squirt of toy cleaner and rinse under the tap.
How it measures up
- Length: 4.5 inches
- Internal diameter: 4.25 inches
How it feels
- Waterproof? No
- Does not contain latex
- Does not contain phthalates
Power and speed
- Controller: Built in - push button
- Power: Batteries (not included)
- Requires: 3 x AAA
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LoveHoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator has been seen in…
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17/03/2010 Reviewed on This Morning's Sex Up Your Week feature by a couple new to toys, they struggled a bit with Sqweel's size and shape. (We know they weren't using it right!) Presenters Phil and Holly were suitably impressed! -
14/02/2010 As featured in the Sunday Mirror's 'Celebs On Sunday' magazine!
Does exactly what it looks like it does! The tongues, designed to feel like the real thing, are lubed up and revolved at three different speeds to get you in a spin. Reviewer Amanda said: "I've tried over 50 sex toys, but when I saw this I was very dubious. I've never been able to orgasm through oral sex and this looked too gimmicky. How wrong was I! Once lubed up, the tongues felt like the real deal and the three settings were brilliant. 'Slow' was a great warm-up, but the fast one sent me into orbit.' -
13/01/10 As seen in The Sun! -
18/01/2010 If oral sex is your thing, check out 2010's most innovative sex toy - the Sqweel. It's basically a wheel with rotating tongues that simulates the feeling of a man going down on you. Sex expert Emily Dubberley says it's definitely worth a try, 'Unlike many oral sex simulators on the market, the Sqweel really does feel like the real thing. For maximum impact make sure you use lubrication. Not only will this reduce friction it'll feel exactly like a man's tongue.' -
February 2010 As featured in CosmoSutra. "A great tease tool" says their happy reviewer! -
Spotted on: 28/12/2009 Sqweel is nominated for 'Most Innovative Product' at the XBiz Awards 2010. -
January 2010 2010: The Year Your Sex Life Got Better - Squealing At The Sqweel
"Could this be the best sex toy ever invented? The Sqweel is an 'oral-sex simulator' with 10 'tongues' which move at three different speeds, so you can start slowly and build the sensation. The only danger is that it's so similar to earth-shattering oral sex that you might think you've fallen in love.
There's no off-putting, jiggly thrusting, or buzzing like a swarm of angry bees, just the constant attention of an entire football team of tongues (if you don't count the goalie.) You might want to warn your boyfriend, though, that you'll be busy for most of January. And February. And March... -
01/12/2009 Forget about the wheel being the best invention, the Sqweel should take this crown with its rotating teasing tongues. It doesn’t have the sudden shunt of power that a vibrator does, instead, it works slowly and sensually for a gradual build up. If your man tires of his own tongue action he can use this or you can let the wheel tease all the sensitive parts of each other.
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Spotted on: 16/11/2009 No, ladies this isn't a device for pruning your hedgerows. In fact it's the surprise sex toy hit of the year, apperently selling out its entire stock in two days. Ubiquitous sex expert Tracey Cox sats: 'It feels so human, it's almost eerie. Plus it comes with 3 speed settings. -
16/11/09 As seen in Now! -
December 2009 This unique sex toy accurately replicates oral sex courtesy of a 'wheel of tongues' that rotates at three different speeds. Simply hold the toy against your clit and let the 10 silicone tongues lap you to climax. The realistic-feeling tongues work a treat on other sensitive body parts too. The best sex toy we've tried in years!
What they're saying about LoveHoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator online…
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Spotted on: 22/07/2010 OK, so this strange little number may not be brand new to the shelves but it intrigues/horrifies/appeals to us so much that we couldn't leave it out. The Sqweel (yes, even the name is an outrage) apparently simulates oral sex. Calm down, calm down, it's no substitute for having Bradley Cooper lapping between your legs but this wheel of 10 ‘tongues' will never get tired, complain of neck ache, stop just before you're about to come or ask for reassurance of his oral skills once they've done the job. And, as well as 10 teasing tongues, the Sqweel has three speeds so you're always in total control over how fast or slow the action goes. Sounds better than Bradley now, right? -
Seattle Green Toys
By not relying on vibration, Sqweel provides a more sublime and focused stimulation, bringing you deeper orgasms and less of a numbing effect than a vibrator. It works great either as a solo toy or for couples, and the sensation is incredibly realistic – assuming your lover has a lightning tongue. In the history of sex toys, this may be akin to the invention of the wheel.
Spotted on: 29/03/2010
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Freddy and Eddy.com
On the product front, we're totally smitten with our new Sqweel, a rotating wheel of soft tongues that gently stimulate the clitoris. At first we balked at its lack of power, but alas it subtly built into a mind blowing climax that had us returning to it again and again (no small feat, when one considers just how vast our toy collection has become).
Eddy's Review: Always on the lookout for unique toys to add to our toy box, we came across a very unique looking item. Not sure what it was, I picked it up to get a closer look. The design is shaped like a small CD holder where 1/3 of it has a removable cap. Once the cap comes off, it looks like a pink flower with petals within it. With a 3” diameter, the “petals” are actually a silicone rotating disc that once turned on the “petals” rotate around at 2 different speeds to give the receiver a simulation of a tongue lashing. Interesting indeed…
So, when I first took it out of the box, my first thought was that it wasn’t much. So, after inserting the 3 AAA batteries I took it out for a spin, pardon the pun! The Sqweel is an oral stimulator. The silicone “petals” are each about 1” x 1” with it tapering at the top to round out the top of each petal. It has a total of 10 “petals” with 3 settings to choose from. It is suggested that you apply lubricant onto your hand and put the Sqweel on the lowest setting to adhere the lube onto each petal. Then turn it up to the level desired and play, play, play!
After giving it a nice coating of lube, we started to try it out as a couple. As I laid back, Freddy put the Sqweel up to the 2nd level of fast rotation, and it was fine. Since I command a bit higher frequency we put it up to the 3rd level and Whoa! , it was just right. I love vibration, but it can never replace the wonderful feeling of oral stimulation. The silicone “petals” felt so luxurious. Although it was going at a fast speed rotation the petals felt soft and yet had fullness to them, almost like a real tongue. We played with it for a while as foreplay, which then flowed nicely into play time together. Playing as a solo makes this a great new toy for a newbie and for the woman who loves clitoral stimulation. It looks nothing like most toys out on the market, while it is specifically made for the one and only clit.
It comes packaged together in a tin box that has simple instructions for play and clean up, and a sample of Sliquid Organics H20 which is a manufacturer who we love! It’s a turn- key solution and we just LOVE it!
Freddy Says: OK, I admit I mocked this thing when I saw it in action at a trade show last year. With a wife who can't seem to get enough clitoral stimulation, it seemed the Sqweel's soft little flappers simply wouldn't/couldn't provide enough power to get the job done. Add to this the fact that when a bit of pressure is applied (when one presses the wheel too firmly against the clitoris), the Sqweel's motor isn't strong enough to resist, resulting in the wheel slowing down. Finally, the form factor makes it almost impossible to manipulate the Sqweel into position to stimulate the clit during sexual intercourse or when using a penetrating dildo. How could the Sqweel, in my mind anyway, possibly overcome all these negatives? Once in action, boy was I proved totally wrong on almost all counts! Alicia hit orgasm so fast it was startling (calling into question my own oral skills). The issue regarding pressure slow-down was made totally mute by the fact the Sqweel spins fast enough to induce orgasm with hardly any pressure at all. Sure, I was bummed I couldn't perform intercourse at the same time she used the Sqweel; however, she could use a toy as it's the rest of me that gets in the way. In summation, I guess being wrong never proved so satisfyingly right.
10/03/2010
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Freddy and Eddy.com
On the product front, we're totally smitten with our new Sqweel, a rotating wheel of soft tongues that gently stimulate the clitoris. At first we balked at its lack of power, but alas it subtly built into a mind blowing climax that had us returning to it again and again (no small feat, when one considers just how vast our toy collection has become).
It comes packaged together in a tin box that has simple instructions for play and clean up, and a sample of Sliquid Organics H20 which is a manufacturer who we love! It’s a turn- key solution and we just LOVE it!
In summation, I guess being wrong never proved so satisfyingly right.
10/03/2010
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goodtoknow.co.uk
If you're feeling really adventurous why not try some more unusual sex toys? There's something for everyone and this Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator would really make a naughty but nice present!
16/11/2009
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The Frisky
Ask and ye shall receive! A few weeks ago, I postedabout the Sqweel, a 10-tongued sex toy that promised to blow my mother-effing mind, and wished that someone would get it for me for Christmas. A few days later, one arrived at my desk. The timing was perfect, as this weekend was rainy and cold in New York, so indoor activities were already on the menu. Did the Sqweel live up to my expectations?
First, the construction. For those who were concerned the twirling 10-tongue action would, um, burn or blister the clitoris, have no fear. The soft and rubbery tongues are totally gentle on the nether-regions. However, if you’re sensitive, the Sqweel does have three speed settings, though I found HIGH to be the way to go. (FYI, the wheel o’ tongues can be removed from the device for cleaning.)
The Sqweel works well. I was, uh, done in two minutes flat, and in terms of orgasm strength, allow me to get a little cerebral. You know how orgasms during oral sex feel a little different than, say, orgasms during sex or with a vibrator? I think it has to do with the kind of pressure. Anyhow, an orgasm with the Sqweel feels more like one you have during oral sex, which I guess makes sense considering the tongues are trying to mimic the oral sex experience.19/10/09
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Gizmodo
This is what the people at Gizmodo think:Ten tongues. Ten tongues. That's how many silicon tingletings Sqweel—the new sex toy by LoveHoney—has. Three variable speeds running on three AAA batteries which, according to the hands-on by our own Dr. Debby Herbenick, is absolutely amazing.
12/10/09
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Scarlets Letter
Allow me to introduce you to the Sqweel. The Sqweel is a fun new adult toy from Love Honey that is meant to feel similar to oral sex. The toy is a black clam shell base, with a silicone circle inside that is adorned with 10 mini silicone tongues. The vibe can be turned on low, medium, or high, with the switch of a button at the base of the shell. As the toy’s tongues swirl in a circular motion, it works almost like a wind-mill of lust – as the mini tongues lap against your neither regions. I should also mention that this toy feels great on your nipples, and neck, and other parts of the body. I hope everyone who reviews this toy, or any customers who decide to buy the Sqweel see just how awesome it is and notice all of the unique and fun things about this toy that sets it apart from the rest.
12/10/09
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ShinyShiny
Girls looking for a vibrator with a difference no longer need to carry on the search. LoveHoney has just launched the Sqweel. At first glance this gadget does look a bit scary. It's a wheel, of er, well synthetic tongues that go round in a choice of three speeds, and is said to do the job nicely. Hence the rather clever name Sqweel. But the strangest thing is that it doesn't vibrate. Love Honey describes it as "a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of ten teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again." If you want to get your thighs..sorry, hands, around one of these visit the site now
12/10/09
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Crunch Gear
So. This is the Sqweel. It is, in a nutshell, a cunnilingus simulator. It consists of a motor, a wheel of pink tongue-like appendages, and a casing. You can close it up and it make it look like a hockey puck for easy transport and you can take it apart for cleaning. It is, if you haven’t gathered, a jam for the ladies. It has three settings, slow, medium, and high, and my test subject found low to be the most she could take. The little tongues flick merrily away at whatever you point them to but sometimes they get caught up in the foliage, if you catch my meaning. My advice is to stay well shorn and use a bit of lubricant.
Effectiveness? I’d give it a 7 out of 10 where this is pretty much a 10 for her and watching Cops with me is a 1.It is also slightly effective on the male member and can be used, in conjunction with a complex tubing system, as a method to lick many stamps at once. Yeah, this thing works. I suspect that results will vary but if you need to add some spice to your self-abuse routine or want to share Uncle Lingus’ Tongues of Fury in the bedroom, go for it. You won’t be disappointed.12/10/09
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My Sex Professor
I arrived home to find the Sqweel – a brand new, pre-release, revolutionary, wow-factor sex toy – waiting for me in a stack of mail. The good news? The Sqweel is orgasmic-ly awesome. As the name suggests, the Sqweel merges the wheel (one of humankind’s greatest inventions) with sex (one of humankind’s greatest pleasures). Except instead of typical wheel spokes, it turns a series of tongues – 10 tongues, actually – using 3 speeds. Let me repeat: there are TEN TONGUES. It’s like group oral sex with everyone somehow fitting in between your legs. Or oral sex with an extremely talented and eager lover. Though not a vibrator, the folks at LoveHoney suggest (and I agree) that while vibrators can certainly contribute to highly pleasurable sex play, there’s something to be said for non-vibrating play that promotes slow yummy build-up, much as oral sex does, and that perhaps leads to an orgasm that leaves one feeling that curious mix of satisfaction and craving more.
12/10/09
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Wala wala, 01 Jul 2010
by PennyLane
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It was a Sunday afternoon. I wasn't horny at all. Suddenly my lover came back home with a new Sqweel.
One thousand tongues of pleasure. One thousand tongues of happiness. One thousand tongues of joy.
I LOVE YOU HONEY!
It's not easy to be a melancholic wife. That's the best prescription for depression. 
- Pros
- Fast orgasm.
- Cons
- I only have one pussy.
- Bottom Line
- Wala wala hey!
Will definitely make you Sqweel, 22 Apr 2010
by GTSH
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I got Sqweel as a gift from my boyfriend and my eyes lit up as I had read reviews of this hot new sex toy in magazines and had thought, "I've got to get one of those".
We were going away for a filthy weekend so I saved trying it out till then. My boyfriend sat me down with my ankles taped to the legs of the chair so that my legs were spread wide and my pussy was in full view. He got Sqweel out and lubed up the tongues and my pussy. I must say, the wetter the better when using this toy. He started it off slow and I watched the tongues as they lapped at my pussy. I could feel my clit throbbing and swelling. He then upped the speed which drove me wild and sent an amazing, massive orgasm pulsing through my body in seconds. He showed no mercy and held the tongues in place. My body was shaking and the sensation was unbelievable. I came again and again.
I don't see how anyone would be able to hold back an orgasm for long with these soft, rubbery tongues all lubed up between their legs. It's also good to use on your man, like I tried the following night. He loved the sensation on the tip of his cock, and using it on his lubed-up butthole while rubbing his throbbing cock drove him crazy.
This is well worth buying.
- Pros
- It's different from all the other sex toys. Gives you a seriously strong orgasm.
- Cons
- There isn't a single thing I don't like about Sqweel.
- Bottom Line
- Absolutely filthy and fantastic. Perfect.
Delightfully sensational, 12 Apr 2010
by sweetas
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The Sqweel is nothing like your average toy! It doesn't buzz you to numbness! It is gentle and beautifully slick. After applying a little lube, it's the closest you're going to get to the real thing and maybe better.
You choose the speed and the pressure and the rhythm. You can use it solo or with your partner. You can build up slow or go in for the kill! It's a fantastic buy and a much-appreciated addition to my collection!
- Pros
- The attractive design. Easy to take apart and clean. Mind-blowing clitoral stimulation.
- Cons
- Nothing.
- Bottom Line
- Mind-blowing!
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