Dynamic Duo Vibrating Prostate Massager Anal Dildo with Suction Cup

Dildo Unicorn

Reviewed: 10 May 2011 by Hedonistic, a Going Steady Bisexual Male

THE SCIENCE!

Packaging is a cardboard box: 20cm x 10cm x 6cm. The packaging has pictures of the product and lists the product as being a vibrator. There are basic instructions on how to operate on the outside of the package as well as a disclaimer advising this is a novelty and not to be used in any harmful way. Not a reassuring sign from a sex toy manufacturer, but likely necessary to release them from liability if people use it badly.

The packaging advertises it is shaped as an intimately curved penis. It mentions 3 speed settings, suction cup mount, that it is waterproof and made from phthalate free PVC.

The dildo is made from intensely purple PVC. It measures approximately 7.5-8 inches long, of which only around 5.5 inches should be inserted.

The dildo is shaped so that it curves at approximately 45 degrees 3 inches from the base. The girth increases around the curve and tapers at both ends. At its thickest it has a circumference of 5 inches, and at its thinnest 4 inches.

The dildo is flexible and rubbery, but a solid core keeps the bottom half from being ‘floppy’. The handle screws off to reveal the batteries, of which 2 x AAA are required. The cap screws and locks firmly into place. The activation button is on the top of the cap and is protected by a clear plastic cover. It requires a firm press to turn it on. The first three clicks will make the dildo vibrate at three preset speeds, each more powerful than the last. A fourth click will turn it off again.

- The first speed is a gentle vibration. When placed against the tip of my nose, it causes a light tingling sensation and the vibration spreads to my upper lip.

- The second speed is a strength I associate with most common vibrators. It causes a more ticklish sensation that spreads throughout my nose, nostrils, upper lip and part of my cheeks.

- The third speed is much stronger and intense. The sensation travels up the inside of my nose and leads to sneezing, likely as it shakes the dust out of my - sinuses.

The increasing speed of the vibrations creates increasing sound from the dildo. The slowest speed is very quiet, and the fastest is almost as loud as my shaver.

The suction cup mount has a circumference of 8cm and the socket fits the handle perfectly. The dildo is not too tight and can be rotated easily, but the texture of the handle prevents it slipping out of the socket. There is a bump at the centre of the suction cup, allowing you to activate and control the dildo whilst inserted into the cup.

The suction cup is of the same colour as the dildo, but made from harder plastic. It is smooth and adheres very well to surfaces. When placed on a smooth surface it held by its own power for 3 hours before falling off. It can also hang a load of approximately 500g before detaching from a surface.

This allows some versatility as a novelty towel hanger when not in use.

THE KINK!

This product is so cool, the first thing I did upon getting it out of the box was stick it to my head by the suction cup and send a photo to my OH exclaiming “I’m the Dildo Unicorn!”. This really says more about my own mental issues than it does the quality of the product, but since that moment I have not been disappointed by this dildo.

The dildo was advertised as a prostate massager, but given its shape and build it will hit a man’s P-spot or a woman’s G-spot or really the spot of anything you stick it in. But please do not use this as an excuse to stick it in random object.

As said, the highest setting is extremely intense. More than I am used to from more pedestrian vibrators, this instantly filled me with glee as I love powerful toys. The shape of the internal motor focuses all the vibration through the head of the penis, creating a large surface for general stimulation but also allowing focused stimulation through the very tip.

The vibrations themselves do not feel as ‘smooth’ as other vibrators. This is fine for internal use as I love to feel it coursing through me, but when used on the OH it really did not work for clitoral stimulation as it was too ‘rough’ a sensation.

As said this suits both anal and vaginal use, and has been used with much success both ways. As a couple this kind of utility is really appreciated in a toy. It is best to share after all.

When inserted, the shape is a little weird. The thickening in the middle can be a little tight, and the curve can make it twist once inside as it tries to follow the curve of your passage. The small handle does make it hard to control at times and sometimes you feel you are fighting with it to massage the areas you want to reach. But a little practice and a firm grip are all you need to overcome this. In its advantage, the thickening does help stop it popping out during use.

My only gripe about this toy, as with many others, is that it did not magically light up my prostate with a laser guidance system and massage it into explosive submission. The play and sensation felt amazing but never led to a prostate orgasm. Given we’re still experimenting and trying to find the right technique, this is not a real issue. Everyone is made differently and will react differently and it is still incredibly enjoyable to use.

THE MONEY SHOT!

+Looks good

+Sturdy design

+Powerful

+Strong suction base

+Great shape

+Good for G-spot and P-spot

+I love the colour

-Fiddly to handle at first

-High power can be too intense

A well made and powerful dildo for that really hits the spot for both sexes. I have no genuine complaint and it is a welcome addition to our toy collection.

Better than my rabbit vibrator

Reviewed: 01 Apr 2012 by AussieGirl, a Going Steady Straight Female

Even though this dildo is marketed for males, I have found this dildo wonderful.

It's great for hands free use and provides fantastic sensations, and I only need to keep it on the first level.

I no longer use my rabbit vibrator as I prefer this one.

It's also a great size too, so doesn't intimidate my partner.

Strong vibes

Reviewed: 15 Aug 2012 by knux, a Going Steady Gay Male

This toy has very strong vibrations, but I'm not really sure what to think of it when used anally, but it's fantastic using it on your cock. It's a good toy to use like a regular dildo, the vibrations do definitely add to the feeling and make it feel really good, but I was under the impression with this toy I could just leave it in and let it do the work for me, which it definitely doesn't do, if you want it to feel good you'll have to work at it like normal.

If you just leave it inside without touching it It feels okay but it doesn't give that wow I was looking for, it makes it feel relaxing more than anything unless you're ramming it in by hand.

If you don't hold onto it it likes to turn itself around when it's in you too so it's facing the wrong way, you'll have to keep a hold of it to make sure it stays the right way around to send the vibrations into your prostate.

I did try leave it in the way it keeps trying to turn itself and right as orgasm came my insides clenched onto it pushing it very painfully against my insides and completely lost my orgasm due to the sudden acute pain and had to work it back up again.

The detachable base isn't very good, it will either slip off or twist the toy so the batteries fly out.

Good thing is though it uses 2x aaa batteries, so no problem using rechargeable in it to keep it going and going. Battery life seems to be very good.

I've had much more fun using this toy on my junk actually though. The vibrations all come from the very tip of the toy, so you turn it on and press it against the frenulum area of your cock and wow does it feel incredibly good. It can take you from 0 to orgasm pretty easily, and it's a fun way there. Especially since you can just sit back and relax and enjoy yourself while it does the work for you.

I'd definitely recommend getting it just for that alone, then you can always use it inside you when you feel like doing so.