The Crazy Random Grab Bag

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OMG! WTF! We've got more sex toys than we know what to do with! They're piling up in cupboards, falling off shelves and covering every available surface. So we've decided to sell them! At random! For half price or less!

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OMG! WTF! We've got more sex toys than we know what to do with! They're piling up in cupboards, falling off shelves and covering every available surface. So we've decided to sell them! At random! For half price or less!

It's crazy: you pay 20 quid and you get a selection of toys picked from our pile of vibrators, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and male masturbators.

It's random: you don't know what you're going to get and nor do we! But you can choose whether you want toys for women, for men, for couples or for anal play. Phew.

What you can't do is moan about what you get or send it back to us just because you don't like it (you can send it back to us if it's faulty of course - we just won't be able to replace it with something exactly the same).

Whatever you get will be worth at least £40 - and in some cases a lot, lot more.

We don't know for sure because it's crazy and random!

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Average customer review: Average customer review 8/10 (34 reviews)
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A very lucky bag!, 05 Feb 2010

by sexynurse09, a Going Steady Bisexual Female from United Kingdom

Overall Rating:
10 out of 10
Attractiveness:
10 out of 10
Quietness:
5 out of 10
Ease of Use:
10 out of 10
Material & Build Quality:
9 out of 10
Strength of Vibrations:
8 out of 10
Orgasm Rating:
9 out of 10

I was determined not to miss out on the Crazy Random Grab Bag mania this time around. I was not quick enough the first time and it seemed like they sold out within seconds, and with good reason too!

If you see these little beauties in stock, snap one up and sharpish! I ordered a female bag for £19.99. I'd read the reviews and it looked like people had got some pretty good stuff in their bags.

I was sooo excited waiting for my order, imagining the possibilities, so when the postie delivered my parcel I ran upstairs straight away and ripped it open. It doesn't actually come in a bag, mine came in a rather large box. I couldn't believe my luck when I peered inside and saw a Sqweel staring back at me! I thought it may contain some good toys from way back when, not a brand new oral sex simulator!

Also, I got a Toy Joy What's New Pussycat vibe, which was sold out on LH but I found it on other websites retailing between £44 and £70! It's an intelligent vibe which remembers what you like! There are a hell of a lot of buttons though and it's rather large. Have yet to give it a try!

Lastly, I got a Fun Factory mini vibe, RRP £25.99. Again on another website, couldn't seem to find them on LH.

So, overall the Crazy Random Grab Bag is very good value for money, although you don't know what you're going to get you can be sure you'll get more than what you paid for! I would highly recommend grabbing one next time they're in stock!

Pros
The element of surprise, the price.
Cons
Nothing.
Bottom Line
Very good value, too good to miss!
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Haven't giggled this hard in ages, 04 Nov 2009

by DragonFire, a Going Steady Straight Female from United Kingdom

Overall Rating:
10 out of 10
Attractiveness:
10 out of 10
Quietness:
8 out of 10
Ease of Use:
8 out of 10
Material & Build Quality:
9 out of 10
Strength of Vibrations:
10 out of 10
Orgasm Rating:
10 out of 10

Saw the message on Twitter that the grab bags were back in and pounced on the female one before they disappeared again! Glad I did as they have already sold out.

I told myself I'd be pretty chuffed if I got either a Rabbit vibrator or a G-spot toy, having been unable to decide what to get beforehand. Here's my haul:

Raunchy Rocket Rabbit Vibrator: a G-spot rabbit! Two toys I wanted in one shot. Got to get fresh batteries to test this properly, but it's worth £22 here on LoveHoney so I've made my money back already.

Pink Performer Bliss Silicone Vibrator: can't see on LoveHoney but elsewhere for around £20. Unfortunatly I don't have any AAA batteries lying around else I'd have tried this out aready, but it looks and feels lovely (very, very pink).

Peanut vibe: as much as I have an aversion to watch battery powered vibes, this has turned my head. The lowest setting is stronger then my other cheap clit-vibe and I came in seconds! Definitely going to be finding a cheap supplier of batteries, as this is lovely. Yummm.

And for the hilarious item: a massive cock...

Mighty Muscle 9inch Flesh Vibrating Dildo. Yes its a huge, realistic dildo. With a suction base. And a wire coming out the bottom, to attach to a battery-operated hand control which makes it vibrate. I'm eyeing this with caution, although my bloke's pretty big and I don't think this is that much bigger. Even so, the wires thing amuses me greatly and I've been giggling at it sitting on my desk since it arrived!

Overall, I've got maybe £60-70 of stuff and all of them I'd use, I think... pending some time to allow me to be accustomed to the slight weirdness of having a detached knob lying around.

Cheers LoveHoney, you gave me the giggles!

Pros
Variety, a selection of things I wouldn't have otherwise considered
Cons
Nothing!
Bottom Line
Fun!
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Everyone loves surprises!, 03 Oct 2009

by lickityclit, a Going Steady Bisexual Female from United Kingdom

Overall Rating:
10 out of 10
Attractiveness:
8 out of 10
Quietness:
7 out of 10
Ease of Use:
9 out of 10
Material & Build Quality:
8 out of 10
Strength of Vibrations:
7 out of 10
Orgasm Rating:
8 out of 10

After reading a couple of posts about this item on the LoveHoney forum, I had to see for myself what all the fuss was about.

Unfortunately it was out of stock when I checked, however, if you click on the 'sold out' link next to the bag you want and enter your email address, the lovely people at LH send you an email to let you know when it's back in stock.

As it turned out, that email arrived in my inbox less than a week later. I ordered friday lunchtime and the postie woke me at 10am the next day (excellent service for free delivery!).

I ordered the female bag and received the following:

Raunchy Rocket Rabbit Vibe - currently selling at LH for £21.99. I needed a new Rabbit and couldn't make up my mind what one to get, so the bag has already paid for itself with this one vibe alone.

Sue Johanson Royal Prince - Discontinued on LH but found it on other sites with an RRP of £29.99 (and sale price of £7). Reviews have been sketchy for this but looking forward to putting this big boy through its paces for myself.

Weenie G's 'Pressure Point' 7.5" vibe - Not on LH but found it selling elsewhere for $31 (around £19). Appears to be sold as a g-spot vibe but it's knobbly shape and size look like this could be fun for anal play too.

Passion Rabbit - a multispeed vibrating bullet inside a 4" fairly solid looking transparent Rabbit. Can't find this anywhere but similar items sell for around £15.

Pros
The surprise element and chance to try toys you wouldn't necessarily buy.
Cons
Having to decide between the anal or couples bag for my next purchase.
Bottom Line
A bargain for those wishing to expand their toy box.
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