The Crazy Random Grab Bag

Saw the message on Twitter that the grab bags were back in and pounced on the female one before they disappeared again! Glad I did as they have already sold out.

I told myself I'd be pretty chuffed if I got either a Rabbit vibrator or a G-spot toy, having been unable to decide what to get beforehand. Here's my haul:

Raunchy Rocket Rabbit Vibrator: a G-spot rabbit! Two toys I wanted in one shot. Got to get fresh batteries to test this properly, but it's worth £22 here on LoveHoney so I've made my money back already.

Pink Performer Bliss Silicone Vibrator: can't see on LoveHoney but elsewhere for around £20. Unfortunatly I don't have any AAA batteries lying around else I'd have tried this out aready, but it looks and feels lovely (very, very pink).

Peanut vibe: as much as I have an aversion to watch battery powered vibes, this has turned my head. The lowest setting is stronger then my other cheap clit-vibe and I came in seconds! Definitely going to be finding a cheap supplier of batteries, as this is lovely. Yummm.

And for the hilarious item: a massive cock...

Mighty Muscle 9inch Flesh Vibrating Dildo. Yes its a huge, realistic dildo. With a suction base. And a wire coming out the bottom, to attach to a battery-operated hand control which makes it vibrate. I'm eyeing this with caution, although my bloke's pretty big and I don't think this is that much bigger. Even so, the wires thing amuses me greatly and I've been giggling at it sitting on my desk since it arrived!

Overall, I've got maybe £60-70 of stuff and all of them I'd use, I think... pending some time to allow me to be accustomed to the slight weirdness of having a detached knob lying around.

Cheers LoveHoney, you gave me the giggles!

After reading a couple of posts about this item on the LoveHoney forum, I had to see for myself what all the fuss was about.

Unfortunately it was out of stock when I checked, however, if you click on the 'sold out' link next to the bag you want and enter your email address, the lovely people at LH send you an email to let you know when it's back in stock.

As it turned out, that email arrived in my inbox less than a week later. I ordered friday lunchtime and the postie woke me at 10am the next day (excellent service for free delivery!).

I ordered the female bag and received the following:

Raunchy Rocket Rabbit Vibe - currently selling at LH for £21.99. I needed a new Rabbit and couldn't make up my mind what one to get, so the bag has already paid for itself with this one vibe alone.

Sue Johanson Royal Prince - Discontinued on LH but found it on other sites with an RRP of £29.99 (and sale price of £7). Reviews have been sketchy for this but looking forward to putting this big boy through its paces for myself.

Weenie G's 'Pressure Point' 7.5" vibe - Not on LH but found it selling elsewhere for $31 (around £19). Appears to be sold as a g-spot vibe but it's knobbly shape and size look like this could be fun for anal play too.

Passion Rabbit - a multispeed vibrating bullet inside a 4" fairly solid looking transparent Rabbit. Can't find this anywhere but similar items sell for around £15.