WandA's review of Chocolate Flavoured Willy Spread
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Enjoy your dessert and give him a sexy treat he'll never forget! This gooey edible Chocolate Flavoured Willy Spread comes with a silver spreading knife which you can warm in the microwave before applying your tasty treat. Be gentle with that knife!
There are many dessert ideas to choose from that are detailed on the back of the pack:
Mississippi Mud Pecker
Chocolate Chip Dickie
Nuts Full O'Choc
Warning: May contain nuts!
Note: This product has been tested by Leatherhead Food International and contains less than 2.5mg of melanine per kilogram.
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Chocolate Flavoured Willy Spread 2 out of 10 (1 review) Write your own review
Browner and sweeter but still lard-like
Reviewed: 05 July 2010 by WandA, a Straight Engaged Male
This appeared in a Crazy Random Grab Bag thing. Postage and discreetness were spot on as always.
It is well packaged and of course a bit cheesy given the nature and name of the product, but not vulgar. Straightforward and laid out on the packaging, the instructions give 'application' techniques on how to produce different cheesily named works of art.
To be honest it was unlikely we would use this for actual sex play. Chocolate and anything else containing sugar are not really a good idea on genitals as thrush can easily spring up. For this reason I find these products generally annoy me, but hey ho, I could still judge the product as a spread and evaluate the quality and taste!
Alas, taste lacked. It tasted of that horrid cheap chocolate that those Christmas coins taste of. It lacked any cocoa taste and instead felt oily on the lips and tasted overwhelmingly of sugar. This was unsurprising when I looked at the ingredients list – the first two ingredients listed are vegetable oil and sugar. Not great for health and judging by taste not worth it as an unhealthy treat! The texture was good enough to spread, thanks to that lovely vegetable oil!
Judging some other components I would say the pot is a good size and could be eaten over 2 'sittings' (for health reasons perhaps 12). The included knife is heavy duty! It is like a chromed version of those hammers that come with toffee!
It is probably the price I would expect for some a gimmicky item... even if a certain famous jar of hazelnut choc spread is much cheaper and larger!
- Cheap giggles. Heavy knife!
- Really bad for health, lacked taste, oily texture.
- Bottom line
- Don't let Jamie Oliver see it or it will be banned within the week!
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