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    1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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      Experience the legend! Every inch of John's awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, this is a large realistic dildo that offers inch after inch of satisfaction.

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      1. Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo

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    1. Product Description

      Experience the legend! Every inch of John's awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, this is a large realistic dildo that offers inch after inch of satisfaction.

      The inspiration for the Dirk Diggler character in the movie Boogie Nights, John Holmes was the biggest male porn star ever - and now he's yours to take home.

      Moulded precisely from the legend, each vein, curve, and bulge is perfectly re-created to create an exact replica.

      Made from the highest quality materials, the legendary John Holmes Realistic Cock is as real and big as it gets!

      Contains Doc Johnson's fantastic Sil-A-Gel, a formula material that's latex-free, odourless, anti-bacterial and non-toxic.

      The John Holmes Dildo Includes:

      Limited Collectors Edition signed autographed picture

      The history of John Holmes Book

      Suction cup base for easy mounting of cock on any smooth surface

      An awe-inspiring 12 inches in length, 2.5 inches thick, and 7.75 inches in circumference.

      Also available in an even more realistic UR3 version!

    1. How it measures up

      • Length: 13 inches
      • Insertable Length: 10 inches
      • Circumference: 7.75 inches
      • Base diameter: 3
      • Base type: Sucker
      • Pornstar: John Holmes
    2. How it feels

      • Material: Skin Safe Rubber
      • Flexibility: Flexible
      • Waterproof: Submersible
      • Contains latex: No
      • Contains phthalates: No

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      Experience the legend! Every inch of John's awesome penis has been recreated by Doc Johnson. Wonderfully realistic to the touch, this is a large realistic dildo that offers inch after inch of satisfaction.

    Customer Reviews

    Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12 Inch Dildo 10 out of 10 9 out of 10 (6 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Terrific quality

      Reviewed: 23 Mar 2013 by AnalColumbus

      A male and into giant sized dildos (Homo Gigantus is my third largest - just to give you an idea), I bought this one for practising going deep.

      The material is soft when you squeeze it, but not too much. The dildo is quite flexible, so if you squat on it you will have to guide it with a hand till it's firmly inside you.

      This was a minor irritant at the beginning, but I found it actually to be the dildo's main advantage: if you attach it to a bathroom wall and "ride" it in a standing position, it will sort of hang low inside you and rub against your prostate. The feeling is out of this world!

      Also the base is really of a great quality. When attached to a flat surface it will not fall off however forcefully you ride it. But a slight insertion of a finger along the edges of the base will make it detach. So easy!

      Regarding the depth training, the dildo is just perfect for this. It bends just enough and is soft enough to be a safe tool for depth training - if used with ordinary caution and lots and lots of lube. ;-)

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      9 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      8 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Material quality, length, base quality, overall quality.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Great for depth training - or for a serious rub to the prostate.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Bigger than it looks

      Reviewed: 13 Dec 2012 by Gay lad , a Single Gay Male

      I watched the video and thought it didn't look that thick but wow, when it arrived today it was massive in all ways.

      I was thinking I'd wasted my money because I thought I wouldn't be able to take it. But wow it's amazing once it's in.

      You will need plenty of lube. I'd say its not for beginner's. Definitely worth its money though. x

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      8 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      8 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      Amazing. Well worth its money .
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. Big, soft and flexible. Enough to fill you up!

      Reviewed: 16 Oct 2010 by Lampy, a Going Steady Bisexual Male

      This is my second John Holmes dildo. I wore the first one out!

      The suction cup is integral and moulded on so won’t fall out after a few uses like the older model. It’s soft, very flexible but still firm enough to do the job in hand. As a fan of big dildo's and having owned many, I can safely say that along with the Bam Realistic, this one is up there as my favourite.

      You get a feeling of complete fullness but it’s not too long or thick to cause discomfort anally. I can happily take the whole thing and it does wonders against the prostate. My partner and I like to experiment so I have actually modified mine with a vacu-lock style hole so she can use it on me with a harness. Multiple male orgasms are no longer a pipe dream!

      The surface is crafted with veins and a realistic skin texture so there's enough friction going on to get great feeling, and it's not over textured like the Rambone dildo which is a little too rough to be used comfortably for any length of time.

      A top quality product and one I keep coming back to again and again for a wonderful thrill. Never tried the UR3 version as I know from the past that the material can be quite unstable when placed next to other sex toys – it tends to 'melt' and go a bit slimy. This Sil-a-Gel version is plenty soft enough so don’t worry. If you are very careful you can even warm it slightly in the microwave to soften it further and bring it up to body temperature. Don’t over-warm it because it will melt on you! A minute and a half is ample.

      Allegedly John Holmes never actually gave a real impression of his actual cock so this is an 'artistically created' piece, but having seen him in action in many movies I can truly say it's pretty accurate!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Attractiveness:
      10 out of 10
      Quietness:
      0 out of 10
      Material & Build Quality:
      9 out of 10
      Ease of Use:
      10 out of 10
      Strength of Vibrations:
      0 out of 10
      Orgasm Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      Long, thick and soft, yet firm enough. Superbly made and very realistic.
      Cons
      Smells strong and takes a long while to lose its Sil-a-gel odour.
      Bottom line
      No hesitation to recommend as long as you are okay with size. Wonderful!!
    3. 2 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful to you? Yes

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