mrsorgasmatron's review of Large Inflatable Butt Plug

Holy crap! This is massive!

Reviewed: 23 Feb 2011 by mrsorgasmatron

So, this is it... my new toy had just arrived, only 24 hours after I ordered it! It came in discreet packaging, like all 'toys' I have ordered from Lovehoney. I opened the box. First impression: bigger than I expected. Not that I could not take it in of course. I have taken up to 9 inch circumference before, so I would definitely handle it flat, and then inflate it inside me. With regard to my man, it would be a different story. He can hardly take 8 circumference inside him, so he needs a bit more practice.

So, I waited for my man to come back from work, he was told on the phone that he had to wait for... a surprise...

Then I did the usual. I left a note for him on his desk, to look for a second note in the drawer... the note in the drawer led him to a third note etc... until he found the 'toy' in question, in its box, inside the wardrobe (a bit of suspense is always fun). The toy was wrapped with some grey wrapping paper, inside the box, as it originally arrived straight from Lovehoney. So my man 'recognised' the nature of the content straight away... and he got the message.

We took off our clothes and we were getting so randy that we were about to argue about who was going to get it up the bum first!

'Ladies first!' I told him, and hop hop hop, here I am, doggy style, ready to take it up my bum.

We started with a long toy I have in my collection, a dildo of 5.5 circumference but quite long, also bought from Lovehoney. This dildo would prepare my bum for the 'big' boy, as we now call the large inflatable butt plug.

After my bum was ready to take it in, we lubed once more and ...ooooooops, the 'big boy' slipped inside my rear door. Nice, softly and gently, almost like the perfect gentleman. But it was flat, and it had already given me the feeling of fullness inside me.

How more can I tolerate, I wondered?

My man was getting all excited and his cock had the size of an elephant trunk. He started inflating the 'big boy'. Slowly, at first, and then faster and faster, until he heard me screaming and he thought that the whole thing was so big that, if he was not careful, he would damage my bum... BUT I begged for more.

I heard him saying... 'it's probably over 9.5 now. Do you want me to stop?'. 'NO', I screamed, even though I was in massive pain. The big boy was working miracles, digging inside my arse, like that highly-sophisticated drill that rescued all 33 Chilean miners. Only my arse was greedier than the glorious tunnel of the Chilean mine, and it managed to take up to 11 circumference (the rest has to wait until tomorrow, I suppose).

When my man reached about 11 circumference, I screamed so hard that he had to deflate it and let the air out, or else my arse would end up being the national pilgrim in the local hospital.

Saying that, my husband was next to try the 'big boy', but he only managed to take up to 8.5 circumference inside him. Poor him, he needs training. From now on, he has to follow the regime. He will have his bum pumped every single day until I am happy with the result.

We ended up smoking while talking about the new 'toy'. We agreed that the new toy was our best buy ever! You should try it too.