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    1. Ducky with a Dick

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      A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!

        

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      1. Ducky with a Dick

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    1. Product Description

      A bit like a dildo version of our popular I Rub My Duckie, this dick-enabled duck will help you keep your mind filthy while you clean your body, as well as providing the perfect companion for your other bathtime ducks!

      Duck is 5-inches high and 4-inches long.

      Please note that this duck does not vibrate.

    1. Essential info

      • Material: Rubber
      • Waterproof: Submersible

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    Customer Reviews

    Ducky with a Dick 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 (6 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Great gift

      Reviewed: 14 Jan 2013 by Seasoning, a Going Steady Straight Male

      Bought one of these for my friend's 21st birthday. Was stuck on what to get him with such a low budget and saw this.

      Made a very amusing gift and is now on display in his living room with lots of remarks every time somebody new notices it!

      I can't say how well it works in a bath as the one I bought has never made it that far, but it is guaranteed to gain a few laughs from people as they definitely don't expect it.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      3 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything.
      Cons
      Nothing.
      Bottom line
      A great gift for somebody.
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    1. Oh My Duck

      Reviewed: 02 Sep 2012 by luckylesbo, a Single Gay Female

      This little fella was a gift from a lovely lovely lovely friend of mine on the forum. As soon as I opened the packaging all I did was laugh. The way it is packaged is brilliant, looks like a normal little ducky, turn it to the side and see what is below the water and see his big surprise. Even the little fishies are shocked at what's below the surface.

      Everyone I have shown this too has had a big giggle, they love the little fella as much as I do. Even my granny has had a good giggle.

      My only problem is my little ducky is still in his box as I can't bare to cut him out. So it is either bath time or a the brilliant packaging and I can't decide.

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Pros
      A cheeky little fella.
      Cons
      Having to cut the box to get him out.
      Bottom line
      Cheeky little gift that makes everyone smile.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
    1. My new BBF (bath buddy forever)

      Reviewed: 27 Aug 2012 by PinkPolkaDot

      This has got to be the best and funniest (and filthiest) present I've ever received.

      The Ducky is so innocent looking with his cheeky smile, then you look lower and BAM! A massive willy appears. I love the packaging with the little fish all looking at the willy in amazement and I wish I could keep it - sadly, you need scissors to cut his... equipment out of the box. He is obviously very dirty, so loads of baths are needed.

      I tried to get him to float with the willy side up but it doesn't work unfortunately, but it would have been brilliant to be able to keep flipping him over and over so you could see an innocent ducky and then a big yellow willy floating around in the bath.

      Forget showers - this definitely makes bath time fun!

    2. Overall Rating:
      10 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      7 out of 10
      Pros
      Everything!
      Cons
      Doesn't float willy side up :(
      Bottom line
      Cute and innocent with a surprise.
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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