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    1. Succulent Hard Willies 90g

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      For those with an oral fixation! Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!

        

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      1. Succulent Hard Willies 90g

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    1. Product Description

      For those with an oral fixation! Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!

      Ingredients: Sugar, Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Colours FD&C Yellow 5 E102, FD&C Red 40 E129, FD&C Blue 1 E133 Artificial Colours.

    1. Essential info

      • Veggie suitable: Yes

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    Succulent Hard Willies 90g 8 out of 10 6 out of 10 (4 reviews) Write your own review

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    1. Boiled sweets with a twist

      Reviewed: 07 Sep 2008 by pinkbeach

      Sweeties are tasty and take a lot of sucking. Bought these for a 21st party and put them in vodka jellies...The jelly went a bit funny but it was all very comical.

    2. Overall Rating:
      8 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      8 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      5 out of 10
      Flavour:
      8 out of 10
      Pros
      Tasty sweets
      Cons
      Nothing
      Bottom line
      Another novelty gift for a giggle
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    1. Not the best taste, but naughty anyway

      Reviewed: 31 Mar 2012 by Laveila, a Single Straight Female

      I ordered these, as I liked the idea of being bit naughty while eating them, especially if somewhere more public, like work or university.

      When the tin arrived the first thing which surprised me was that there were not so many willies inside the tin. I would expect more. But the good thing was their size. They were bit harder than I expected.

      The second good thing is that they are packed separately so it is very easy to take just few when going out without the need to take the whole tin with you (it is relatively large for a handbag).

      The willies are of 3 colours - red, yellow and green. The red has strawberry flavour, green is lime and yellow lemon.

      As for the taste, the taste is not the best. I personally found it bit artificial rather than fruity. But it is still fun to suck on them, especially if you are at place, where it is naughty to suck on willy-shaped sweets, such as work or university.

      Overall, I would buy these again. Not for the taste but because of the fun aspect of these.

    2. Overall Rating:
      6 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      10 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Flavour:
      6 out of 10
      Pros
      Fun and naughty factor. Packed separately.
      Cons
      Artificial taste, could be more of the willies in the tin.
      Bottom line
      Fun to suck on, but the taste is more artificial than fruity.
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    1. a nice suck

      Reviewed: 26 Apr 2007 by su27011979

      These are lovely..... Great to have in your bag and just watch the girls faces when you hand them out at work. flavours are what they say they are. A bit pricey but a real nice sweet suck.

    2. Overall Rating:
      6 out of 10
      Fun Factor:
      6 out of 10
      Romance Factor:
      3 out of 10
      Flavour:
      6 out of 10
      Pros
      tastes are great
      Cons
      bit pricey
      Bottom line
      great to suck on.....
    3. Was this review helpful to you? Yes
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