With hope riding high for a fantastic England performance in the 2010 World Cup, we took it upon ourselves to try to make an invaluable contribution to the campaign.
Allow us to introduce Scoregasm - the I Love England remote control sex toy...
It's quite possibly the silliest England themed product since our England Victory Vibe in 2006, but I'd submit that it's no sillier than an inflatable England hammer.
Come on England!
England Players Face The Ultimate Test: Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Forget trying to win the World Cup in South Africa, England's football players have already faced a stiff test in the form of a Snog, Marry, Avoid? survey by online retailer LoveHoney.
The poll asked women to rate each of Capello's 30-man squad to see which players they would most like snog, marry or avoid.
Chelsea midfielder Joe Cole is the player women would most like to pucker-up with, with an impressive 35% saying they would like to snog the 28-year-old.
Steven Gerrard is the England player female fans would most like to wed, with 28% of respondents wanting to marry the England vice captain and Liverpool star.
But it was bad news for Ashley Cole after a troubled year off the pitch. An overwhelming 73% said that he would be the player they would most like to avoid.
LoveHoney, the UK's largest online retailer of sex toys, has launched the Scoregasm "I Love England" Remote Control Love Egg to add extra excitement to the 2010 World Cup.
The multi-speed Scoregasm vibrator has a remote control that works from up to 10 metres away so fans don't even need to leave the sofa to please their partners.
And there's no need to worry if someone gets sent for an early bath - Scoregasm is totally waterproof.
Scoregasm is presented in an England themed heart-shaped box, making it the perfect gift for die-hard England fans and World Cup widows alike.
See Scoregasm at: www.scoregasm.com
Scoregasm is available now at LoveHoney for £29.99
For more information contact Richard Longhurst on 01225 318881
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