Hoovering just got sexy

Grab your vacuum cleaner and head for the bedroom! Vortex Vibrations has arrived, and is set to transform 'dust busters' across the land in to high powered orgasm machines.

It may sound like a ruse, but Vortex Vibrations is a genuine pleasure toy and is yet another LoveHoney exclusive. OK, so you may end up in A&E if you attach it to your industrial super-cleaner, or even your trusty vacuum, but a hand held vac plus a Vortex Vibrations will see your clitoris 'vibrate and flutter like a reed in a saxophone'!

If it does what it says, I'm sure I'll be playing the solo from 'Baker Street' before long...?

See the Vortex Vibrations video.

INTRODUCING THE VACUUM CLEANER SEX TOY

Turn your vacuum cleaner into an orgasmic pleasure machine with Vortex Vibrations

"Doing the Hoovering" is about to take on a whole new meaning thanks to an orgasmic new invention available exclusively at LoveHoney.co.uk. Vortex Vibrations is an innovative new attachment that transforms a household vacuum cleaner into a source of exquisite pleasure for women. Available only at LoveHoney.co.uk, Vortex Vibrations harnesses a vacuum cleaner's air-flow to provide a unique form of clitoral stimulation for faster, better, longer orgasms.

Designed by a woman for women, Vortex Vibrations combines patent-pending technology with ease of use for maximum satisfaction. Simply attach the Vortex Vibrations tube to a small hand-held vacuum cleaner (800 watt recommended maximum) and position the other end over the clitoris and labia. Once activated, the suction increases blood flow to the clitoris causing it to enlarge and become sensitive. Moving the slider on the tube up and down increases and decreases air-flow, causing the clitoris to vibrate and flutter in a motion similar to a saxophone reed.

There are two Vortex Vibrations units in each package, each one offering a distinctive sensual experience. The Introducer features a single arched opening for more suction and less vibration to create a longer 'rolling orgasm'. The Seducer has two arched openings, creating more vibrations and faster, more intense orgasms. As the vibration is not applied directly, Vortex Vibrations does not cause any irritation and can be used as often as you want.

As two satisfied customers explain:

"Honestly, when using Vortex Vibrations I had an orgasm that lasted 2 minutes and 7 seconds; this was the actual orgasm, not the build up and orgasm combined. The total time was 4:44. This was my second orgasm in 10 minutes. I had 3 incredible complete orgasms in less than 10 minutes." - Joanne

"I never knew what multiple orgasms were until I used Vortex Vibrations." – Karen

Vacuum your way to ecstasy and domestic bliss with Vortex Vibrations - the ultimate accessory for your vacuum cleaner.

Available exclusively from www.LoveHoney.co.uk at £34.99.

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