Customer Reviews

Beamed up by Mr Big...(ahem!), 10 May 2008

Reviewer: Onafriskymission, a Going Steady Straight Female

Well, well, well! Don't be fooled by the weight of the package, Mr Big is light in weight for his size. Once he has batteries in he feels a nice weight in the hand...

Lovehoney claim that he is 'tall, dark, handsome and BIG', so I'll examine him on these points first.

Tall he certainly is, he won't fit in the bag I usually stash my current favourite toys in! He's roughly an inch taller than the original Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit.

Dark: well this vibe does have a Darth Vader colour scheme going on, which is nicer (in my opinion) than gaudier models. The space theme is carried over to the decoration towards the bottom of the shaft, which sports a sun, moon, planet and a star constellation.

Handsome: I'd agree with that, I like the black, silver and pearl color scheme. Not over the moon (ho ho!) about the spacey decorations as I think it would have looked just as good without, but that's just personal preference.

BIG: This rabbit has a longer shaft than the Jessica rabbit, just the right extra length to really enjoy without making it difficult to get the clit stim everyone loves. The shaft is nice and slender compared to some rabbits and has less of a bulbous tip which gives a different kind of sensation. Basically the squirming mechanism seems to keep going as your muscles tighten when you reach orgasm, a huge bonus!

This product features all the things you'd expect of a rabbit vibrator, firstly the squirming shaft, which is great. You can change the direction it turns in which adds a little variety, which I always love. The pearly beads in this model swirl around a plastic cylinder in the centre of the shaft. I know that doesn't sound very sexy but it means that the beads rotate round to give you a swirling sensation internally, whereas in some others the beads sort of pop around giving you a nice, but different sensation. Secondly (but no less importantly!) the rabbit ear clit stimulation. It seems to me that some clever person at lovehoney has worked out how to angle these just right and the material it's made from is firmer, which means no more having to hold it against your clitoris, it just happily buzzes away there, delivering exactly what it's supposed to, those exquisite vibrations to precisely the right spot. Again you get two speeds, so you can up the ecstasy when necessary. The controls are easy to use and have a nice metal effect quality feel.

For those of you worried about noise, this rabbit is similar in noise level to other rabbits, but the noise it makes is more high-pitched so it doesnt seem to travel so far.

Talking of travel...Mr Big comes with a lovely pink bag to pop him in for storage, travel, carrying down the street, etc. This solves my problem of not having a bag big enough! Its in a very girly shade, which will make those of you who don't find the colour of Mr Big girly enough happy.

Mr Big can't, from what I can tell, swim. So don't go taking him for a sexy bubble bath, he wont thank you for it...

And the final verdict? I'm very impressed! I'm not a huge rabbit fan but I really enjoyed this vibe. Its really well shaped for my body and the vibrations were just right for me (I sometimes find higher settings too much). Mr Big satisfied me in a very short space of time, wow! Maybe the galaxtic theme is justified after all, as you are rocketed to orgasm by Mr Big in no time at all. A great rabbit, thank you Lovehoney!

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